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  1. Jon

    nur Deutsch!!

    das ist nicht ein deutsches Wort oder?! :D
  2. Jon

    nur Deutsch!!

    also, Ash, warum liebst Du deutsch?
  3. Jon

    Lost my faith in MSI

    :laugh:
  4. Jon

    Please welcome our newest administrators...

    lol, okay okay, no need to bring out the big guns ;) :D on a serious note, i'm fuckin glad i don't have to modify my sig to include a quote from YOU... :) really thought you were in some serious trouble there, so i'm glad you're on the up :beerbang:
  5. Jon

    Please welcome our newest administrators...

    I've just seen "Who's online" and Justin highlighted as an admin and immediately thought "HOLY MOTHER OF FECKING SANDPITS! (it's the end of my shift, excuse me... ;) :D) then again... Justin, that's one hell of a length to go to become an admin, what with nearly kickin' it an' all... ;)...
  6. Jon

    going to give it a try

    :grinyes: Amen brother Luis :grinyes: that's exactly how i feel everytime i'm with Emma :D
  7. Jon

    Doctors operate on boy "pregnant" with Siamese twin

    link :eek:
  8. Jon

    Girl or Gay - the Y2K Dilema

    Yeah same here... :crap:
  9. Jon

    somebody tell me...

    Text message from Emma received this morning: 09:17am - "I'm home!Spent 4 hours on the bathroom floor last night. Going to sleep now, text you when I'm up. Night, love you xxxx" :laugh:
  10. Jon

    This guy's obviously seen "Pi" too many times...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/2982391.stm "LOL"
  11. Jon

    somebody tell me...

    Well, just to make y'all jealous, I've found the perfect woman :D She's fucking nuts about me and I'm the same about her :) Incidentally, I've just gotten my first drunken phone call from her :headbang:... "elloooo Jon i love you loads i'm a bit pissed but a love you loads louise's here go...
  12. Jon

    How was your weekend?

    upgraded from a 20Gb hard drive and a SoundBlaster Live! Value, to an 80Gb drive w/ 8MB cache and an SB Audigy2. also acquired a Marin Palisades Trail mountain bike. quite eventful :D
  13. Jon

    Is it my week for punishment?

    That's awful, mate, I'm sorry for you :( /me hates fucking scally twat drink drivers :cuss:
  14. Jon

    jon - commiserations mate

    should have yeah, i'll have a look in a bit. while we're on that, how d'you check on the Securicor website? I've tried with those numbers and they're not working :( I'd come on MSN, but I'm cleaning at the moment, and I've gotta go to work tonight :rolleyes: soz mate :)
  15. Jon

    jon - commiserations mate

    Warnock is a whining bastard, yes. Credit where it's due, the Blades have done well this season, but he's such a whiny fucker!!! :mad: On a different note, here's what happens when a team's just been relegated, and the players are shitting it, fearing the sack...
  16. Jon

    Meeting the parents...

    Well, it was her sister's birthday, so I bought her Signs on VHS, which she wanted, so she was pleased. I've spent shitloads on Emma, so there was nothing left to buy her yet :D. I didn't get her parents anything but it's her mum's 50th this Friday, so I'm thinking of sending flowers or...
  17. Jon

    jon - commiserations mate

    Well, frankly, I'm disgusted.They've been completely fucked over by the board;greedy bastards that they are. I've seen a difference in the past months since Turner's been in charge (man, who'd have guessed Portsmouth 1 Sheffield Wednesday 2?!), so here's to coming straight back up! :D...
  18. Jon

    Meeting the parents...

    shit, I forgot about this thread :D in a nutshell, it went very well :) so well infact, that i've been invited to spend Christmas in the Lake District with them :) i have officially got it made :headbang:
  19. Jon

    MP3, Sound Players

    woah, PT, that is one slick mofo of a skin! :eek: what skin is that?
  20. Jon

    Meeting the parents...

    So, me and Emma have been together for 6 weeks now. She's met my parents, and she met my mum about 3 weeks ago - all went exceedingly well :) Now it's my turn, and to say I'm nervous is... well, moreorless spot on :D Going down to Reading today, as my brother graduates from the Army...
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