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Lol Happy Birtrhday Dude!!!!!!! Your presents on the way, same thing I got you last year, in fact you should have it by now, enjoy. :p

Burnt

Wahhhhoooooooooooooooooooo w00t w00t w00t

I was thinking Vagina, computer guessed Womb in 19 guesses, not to shabby, close but no cigar. Funniest questions was 17. Is it furry? Sometimes. 12. Can you play games with it? Yes. 11. Is it made out of wood? No 6. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes. 5. Can it...

Damn I need to upgrade, I always wondered why I play my vinyl in the car it skips, jumps and generally scratches my records. I hear tapes have come out now.....

Roses are red Violets are Blue By the time I'm thru They'll need dental records to identify you.

Oddly I dont have a problem when it comes to the car

23rd of december is the official tree day, any earlier and the needles start falling, decorations come down flies start hanging round, it loses it's smell....... and it's bad luck to have it up any later than new years eve

Granted, but you'll be working for Microsoft. I wish our summer wasnt so damn windy.

Ok dunno who you are but Hi missed you too!!!!!!

How come it's still a pup if you adopted it a couple of years back, and more importantly lets hope her colour and bumpers dont start to fade before her time.

Granted, but you will become an alcoholic and you liver will give out causing you an early death. I wish my oven would heat up instantly instead of having to wait for it.

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It's too early...

Why is the dog wearing a coat???

Caveman

Why shouldnt they be paid? Even back-up singers get money.

Hook

Granted, you will now spend every xmas alone and unloved because you have brought your children nothing and will be known as Scrooge from now on. I wish I didnt have to work on my day off tomorrow.