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That i'm going to miss the final day of the ashes because im at work.

I would weigh 40 stone by now if I lived in America. Thats one serious sandwhich.

Only for everyday wear like.

I'd have pushed for a whole box of kit kats, You would have been the most popular person at your college. All the dope smokers would have proclaimed you their queen.

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Was he short? Maybe he uses you chest as inspiration when fixing copiers

In which case don't expect any in return. As far as my country goes if they want to have a fight, then lets go camel fuckers. Apologies for the language.

Best thing to do in the circumstances. Could have got messy, if you'd put it in your pocket all hell may have broken loose.

Whilst wearing a bowtie! What kind of heretic are you. The sun is still fairly warm it's pimms all the way. Pfff colonials. :D

My god she could get at least double her money back. A friend of mine bought some grey fubu jeans for a bargain from ebay. He is now the proud owner of some very large "silver pimpin' pants". Created much mirth down the pub. Word of warning to all of us.

You realise that the solid chocolate kit kat is like the holy grail of chocolate land. You should have kept it and charged people to come and marvel at its solid chocolatiness.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb A duck

http://www.virginia.org/site/features.asp?FeatureID=109 I want to see wayne rooney scoring a goal for everton. not england or manchester united.

Just Out of interest why didn't you guys side with the British? No belly for a fight, we would have cut you a better deal :evilcool: dancin' with the devil ain't that bad.

SCV? Im guessing that isn't something Lincoln started.

Societies at my uni. Might be un - pc to say so but most fall under "hating heterosexual white guys" Cypriot Radio Station - GSR cheerleading Choir Afro-carribean Basics BLW Asian Political Muslim Chinese Society Christian Drama Earth-and-Environment Economics Explore UK...

Baseball attempts to attract a worldwide audience. I think they may have employed the same marketing guys who tried to introduce american football. Although timings wise they picked about the only time when no major competitions are going on.

Babyshambles - fuck forever

And you didn't question the white stick and oddly obedient labrador? :lol2: