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I'm a real sucker for long term relationships with attractive, intelligent posh girls. Crazy or wot?!

Smoking in zoos should be banned. Those poor penguins.

Justin, just a little tip for next time... Don't browse HWC from your IP when you're supposed to be in a coma! :D Glad you're alive, buddy. All the best with getting things sorted. :) MuFu.

How are 12 year-olds going to look cool if they ban smoking? :rolleyes:

you are bear with wide canyon.

Warning - GEEK HUMOUR Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of...

What do you call a black man with red teeth? Knightrider.

:gay:

Ditto for drums. :D

Prodigy - Fire (Sunrise Version) When I was a youth I used to burn cali weed in a rizzler-a-rizzler-a-rizzler-a-rizzler-a... :D

Oh man, that's smart. :D MuFu.

Mine is half full but it's twice as big. If I had a more conventionally-sized, hypothetical vessel it would almost be overflowing. I don't think that makes me an optimist or a pessimistic. I'm just full of shit (as is the glass).

Good. I'll keep sending you bad karma then. ;)

I've got a thing about Kate Beckinsale - haven't been able to find a decent pic of her ever though. She just looks so damn good on TV etc - although there were some snaps of her in the Mail recently, just walking down the street in cargos and she looked *so* fucking hot. :rfap: Jovovich...

Thanks. :)

I hate people with alter egos. :mad:

Ask Arris, he's the one that posted it! My parents house is this house - my house. Haven't noticed any parties here recently despite having it to myself for two weeks. :hmm: No parties until 4th Sept after exams. :(

Whaaaa? MOI?! :eyemouth:

Hehe. There should be a pic in the gallery. If not, that's me on the left, LOL. Two ex's in one photo?! Impressive. :vader: MuFu.