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CR4ZY Seriously - if you get it in eastern Europe the proof levels are all over the place. Here it's usually ~50%. Not too bad, it just has mind-altering and slightly toxic properties too. :circle:

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His tombstone reads "I told you I was Ill" and he had originally planned for it to have a little polished wooden dancefloor on top of his grave, hehe.

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." "When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts."

And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only halfway up he was more than happy. :D Doctor O'Dell, fell down the well And broke his collar bone! For doctors should attend the sick And leave the well alone. :eyemouth:

You got to admit though, that was almost Milligan-esque. :D

While we're being pedantic fuckheads, it's "absinth" or the synonym, "absinthe". "Absynth" is a semi-modular software synthesizer made by Native Instruments.

Man, I really struggled to discern anything through those flabby chink slits. :D

No shit! Sounds pretty funny when used like that, heh. :D

Oh please don't tell me that little transatlantic, colloquialistic slur has permeated your everyday vocabulary now?! "My wanker"?!!! :rofl2:

Yeah, it was actually pretty funny once the intial shock had gone. :D Given a choice between that (which only happened once) and anything with the phrase "green discharge" in the leaflet, it's a no-brainer... Nah - I skipped a cycle and gave birth to beautiful 9lb baby 8 months later OUT...

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"Is that you? OH MY GOD IT'S ME!!!!"

Capillarial haemorrhaging dans le sac des balls. Due to, um... nothing apparently. Doc just said it happens sometimes. Of course this manifests itself in the form of a strawberry-flavoured protein shake. Not nice. Scares the shit out of her too. :D

Was trying to think of a gag in response to that, but I'm not really into vitreous humor. :eyemouth:

Irish on my dad's side here. To celebrate I had *a beer* and fell asleep, lol. Oh, I played some shitty folk music too but that just got annoying after a couple of bars...

Never caught a disease, no. Had *something else* happen which was pretty scary at first. Doctor said it happens to most blokes at least once or twice in their life SO WATCH OUT FELLAS. :D Didn't hurt a bit and I don't mind the sight of blood so it was definitely worth it, yes. :grinyes:

...and the funny thing is nobody drinks it over there because it's shit. :)

What, they don't?! :(

Cool, I love Kids.