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  1. BeardofPants

    Chemtrails

    LMAO. I see what you did there.
  2. BeardofPants

    So hey, anyone object to unbanning me?

    I have no idea why you are still banned.
  3. BeardofPants

    Nuke the leak?

    I have donated to this: http://www.audubonaction.org/site/PageServer?pagename=aa_HowtoHelp
  4. BeardofPants

    sexy CPR

    Ditto what bish said. You need to be able to move away quickly if needed. Also, I doubt you mime sex if you straddle. Too much energy expenditure.
  5. BeardofPants

    sexy CPR

    Actually a lot more informative than I thought it would be. I think the mock-coitus position might be a little hard to sustain (outside the bounds of sex) though.
  6. BeardofPants

    Laura Bush supports gay marriage...hilarity ensues

    That is about all that needs to be said. Now I feel all dirty for agreeing with gonz.
  7. BeardofPants

    Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Film

    You didn't look hard enough. :retard: And yes, there is 3D porn. Rule 34: If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be. Rule 35: If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it.
  8. BeardofPants

    Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Film

    Rule 34, rule 35.
  9. BeardofPants

    Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Film

    You guys need to actually do some investigating. This story is made up. As you would expect. http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
  10. BeardofPants

    Winston Churchill said:

    Y'all can kiss mah arsehole.
  11. BeardofPants

    FiOS

  12. BeardofPants

    oh no the molester church is in trouble again

    Re: I'm joining the molester church, plook me hard! *smacks winkster upside the head
  13. BeardofPants

    WikiLeaks: Murder of Journalists Video Released

    RE: the thread start, this may be a horrible fuck-up, but I think it's hard to judge the decision-making when you haven't been in the sand-box yourself. It's just a tragic mistake. Why must we politicise everything?
  14. BeardofPants

    Happy Birthday Mr. B

    LOL. Happy b'day, Marc. :leghump:
  15. BeardofPants

    Admin questions on restricting members

    I'ma gonna report BOTH of you if you don't stop your mutual adoration wank. :grumpy:
  16. BeardofPants

    I'll put this here

    There's also an english version which is pretty freakin' funny. :D
  17. BeardofPants

    Avatar the movie

    Suicidal Monkey
  18. BeardofPants

    Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

    Nope, per above. Open-honesty policy only gets you so far with a teen. Still better'n abstinence-only education, but honestly? Teens aren't wired brain-wise to be anything other than stupid idiots.
  19. BeardofPants

    Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland

    Yes to the first, no to the second. My parents didn't do shit for the sex ed. I got my period long before any "talk". First time I got my period, I thought I was dying.
  20. BeardofPants

    Fear Mongering for Fun and Profit

    FOTC rocks! :bgtup: It's BUSINESS TIME!
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