Tiger goes down

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I have heard she suspected him of infidelity, they were arguing and he left the house, and she chased his vehicle down the driveway when he was leaving at 2:30 am and wacked out the back window with a golf club.

He may have gotten his facial lacerations from the flying glass, and the pending charges are on his wife.

May or may not be true, of course.
Florida's brushing it under the carpet.

She's chasing him with a club and he can't decide between a wood and an iron ;)
 
What does a baby seal & Tiger have in common?

Both get beaten by scandanavians with clubs.

Why shouldn't Tiger give up golf?

At least he can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
 
Heard this morning that Tiger had set a new record for consecutive days with a front page story in the Daily News. The old record holder? 9/11. Who says Americans' priorities are all fucked up? :banghead:
 
For my weekly column for my sports page last Friday, I wrote one highlighting some stories people might have missed because of Tiger.
 
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