George W. Bush Presidential Library

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Too cute for words
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
and accepting donations The Library will include:



The Hurricane Katrina Room which is still under construction

The Alberto Gonzales Room where you won be able to remember anything

The Texas Air National Guard Room where you don't even have to show up

The Walter Reed Hospital Room where they don't let you in

The Guantanamo Bay Room where they don't let you out

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room which no one has been able to find

The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling

The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy

The Economy Room which is in the toilet

The Iraq War Room (After you complete your first visit they make you to go back for a second third fourth and sometimes fifth visit)

The Dick Cheney Room in the famous undisclosed location complete with shotgun gallery

The Environmental Conservation Room still empty

The Supreme Court Gift Shop where you can buy an election

The Airport Men's Room where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators

The Decider Room complete with dart board magic 8-ball Ouija board, dice, coins and straws

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments
 
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