Two Canadians die and go to Hell. They're burning up in the flames but seem to be relatively happy. The Devil asks them what's up and they say that it's actually a nice change, since it's so cold back home in Canada. The Devil doesn't like his tortured souls being happy, so he turns up the heat even more, but the hotter he makes it, the more they love it because they're just glad to be out of the cold.
Finally, the Devil says "Screw these guys. They don't like the cold, I'll show them what real cold is." He then turns off the heat entirely and turns Hell into an icy wasteland. The Canadians immediately start jumping up and down and cheering.
When the Devil asks them why they're so damn happy now even though it's cold, one of them replies "Well, Hell just froze over. That means the Leafs must have won the Stanley Cup."
