So..
I frequent a few other boards and there's this one chick "Major Crisis" who is so off the wall.
Here is a link to her website.
You tell me..
Is she friggen crazy?...or is she a rare, brilliant genius?
I think she's from Hungary er some thing.
Major Crisis
Some things have changed..
The Differences?
Then: The perfect high.
Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.
Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.
Then: Rolling Stones.
Now: Kidney stones.
But it's the gods honest truth.
So..this weekend my mother calls and tells me my father was in an accident but that he's ok. This is the conversation.
Mom: "Your father was in an accident but he's ok"
Hoon: "Really? What happened"?
Mom: "Well he was driving to hunting camp...and you know...
Nice to meet you.
Now, tell me why I should like you.
I need to know things like...
Who are the dweebs..
Who are the comedians..
Who has thick skin...
Who cries at the drop of a hat...
These are things I don't have time to find out for myself.