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  1. Hoon

    Crazy or Genius?

    So.. I frequent a few other boards and there's this one chick "Major Crisis" who is so off the wall. Here is a link to her website. You tell me.. Is she friggen crazy?...or is she a rare, brilliant genius? I think she's from Hungary er some thing. Major Crisis
  2. Hoon

    Mind tricks

    Try to point at the black dot.
  3. Hoon

    My dog just farted..

    Which got me thinking.. How can I make this profitable ? All I came up with is a Nazi torture technique but I'm 670 years too late. Any suggestions?
  4. Hoon

    I can't use my pm's.

    I can't use my pm's.
  5. Hoon

    I have a question..

    I've been in the KISS Army for 23 years now and we haven't attacked anyone yet. Do I still get a veterens retirement plan?
  6. Hoon

    Now That I Am 30 Years Old..

    Some things have changed.. The Differences? Then: The perfect high. Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund. Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. Now: Popping joints. Then: Killer weed. Now: Weed killer. Then: Rolling Stones. Now: Kidney stones.
  7. Hoon

    You aren't going to believe this..

    But it's the gods honest truth. So..this weekend my mother calls and tells me my father was in an accident but that he's ok. This is the conversation. Mom: "Your father was in an accident but he's ok" Hoon: "Really? What happened"? Mom: "Well he was driving to hunting camp...and you know...
  8. Hoon

    BoonDock Saints...

    Do yourself a favor and rent it. Ya puppy pounders.
  9. Hoon

    Hey, I'm Hoon.

    Nice to meet you. Now, tell me why I should like you. I need to know things like... Who are the dweebs.. Who are the comedians.. Who has thick skin... Who cries at the drop of a hat... These are things I don't have time to find out for myself.
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