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Just wondering whether you call it your better half, significant other, etc... :D
Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.
Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story. :D
i actively refer to her as the wife or missus, trouble and strife, ball and chain , her indoors etc. this is because i have a lot of pet names for her [mostly based on her first and middle name, and belle )], and it gets confusing for people who don't know.
so i took to calling her 'the wife' as a way of standardising away from the flat. D
There's no option for "beeatch"!!! :D
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MuFu.
Originally posted by L. Summerton
Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.
Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story. :D
What? Like "my blmp"?
*snigger*[/size]
:headbang:
MuFu.
outside looking in
5/07/02, 11:55am
No spouse, but depends on what the girlfriend looks like.
Ranges from bet pet, to kitchen bitch, to couch monster.
;)
Originally posted by MuFu
Originally posted by L. Summerton
Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.
Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story. :D
What? Like "my blmp"?
*snigger*[/size]
:headbang:
MuFu.
:grinyes: :rofl2:
edit: that isn't a bad mood way to refer to him though ;)
hmm ris - what happened to witchy and hippy?
i just say my girl
Usually I just call him the old boy, if I'm pissed off I call him stupid.
:lol: @Q
It completely depends to whom I talking. As long as it isn't c*nt, I'll not die for whatever it is.:D
Professur
1/11/06, 07:06pm
She who must be obeyed.
I call Rob my boyfriend, I wish their was a better term...one that didn't sound so juvenile and superficial but whatcha gonna do?
Professur
1/11/06, 07:11pm
Manfriend?
Lover?
Gigalo?
bit on the side?
partner
Bitch?
Manfriend? um...no.
Lover? not necessarily good for use in polite conversation.
Gigolo? please :rolleyes:
bit on the side? no.
partner? Makes me sound gay.
Bitch? again the polite conversation bit.
Professur
1/11/06, 07:18pm
I'll work on it. Of course, it would be simpler if he'd just marry ya.
Professur
1/11/06, 07:20pm
Why? Is someone's ass getting itchy?
i'm just saying that we'll see those monkeys before you get an invitation :eh:
Professur
1/11/06, 07:37pm
Y'know ... I'm on really good terms with my minister. And a bunch of guys in kilts could pass for formal wear. Gimme a few hours and a willing accomplice, add in a few montreal bars ....
Bring a nice dress with you.
I'll pass. If it ever should happen I would like for it to mean something.
Professur
1/11/06, 07:44pm
Oh ..... Well if you're gonna be like that.....
Last time I offer to dress a man up in a skirt, get him plastered and married off. Ungrateful mutter mutter mutter
I'd have to stop you anyways. The man handed me his car keys and told me he'd keep the secret for 24 hours on my wedding day if I wanted to haul ass. I figure I'd owe him the same opportunity.
Professur
1/11/06, 08:02pm
So, you're gonna be here?
BeardofPants
1/11/06, 10:09pm
I call him by his last name, which can be a bugger at family dos when I'm after him, and I get his dad, mum, and grandad instead (still, it's better than calling him 'my prison bitch' in front of his vicar grandad). :tardbang: He calls me Master. Or evil fiend, depending on how much pain I've inflicted upon him recently. :devious:
So, you're gonna be here?
What is this?? Visitors to Montreal?? Do share!
greenfreak
1/11/06, 11:20pm
To each other, I call him dahbuh and he calls me meer.
When I'm speaking of him to others, I just say Rusty or now I say "my fiance". :D
Tonks, I know what you mean about "boyfriend". Depending on who I was talking to, I would just say "My Rusty".
Yeah Tonks is stuck inna perpetual state of limbo there...
So GF, he won't be callin' you Mama ever huh?
as in "go ask your Mama"
I call Rob my boyfriend, I wish their was a better term...one that didn't sound so juvenile and superficial but whatcha gonna do?
Get married :eyepop:
AlphaTroll
1/12/06, 03:39am
We kinda resort to calling them 'my ou' - which basically means my guy. And of course there's a bunch of little nicknames that he (when I had one) got called to the face - mostly 'my baby' or 'skat' (treasure) or love. But if I got pissed off it was 'doos' (literally translated it means box, but contextually it would be arsehole). One of them also got called Borra (which was just a nickname he got because he once decided to go blonde and came our yellow - so the nickname was derived from the word Borrie, which is turmeric). Another got called Ruds - short for Rudolph and most recently it was Mr. Matzopolous....as in Ja Mr. Matzopolous, what the fuck have you done now? :rolleyes:
BeardofPants
1/12/06, 03:51am
Marriage is for sissies. Livin' in sin is the way to go. :headbang: ;)
BlurOfSerenity
1/12/06, 03:53am
i dont like the way "boyfriend" sounds, i think it's an audial thing in the "oyf" sound. i prefer "gentleman companion" or "gentleman caller" often.
now i'm engaged, so i call my guy my fiancee when talking to other mostly.
i voted master, though, lol. it was close enough to Sir. i'd refer to him solely as my Sir if it could be understood.
AlphaTroll
1/12/06, 04:02am
i dont like the way "boyfriend" sounds, i think it's an audial thing in the "oyf" sound. i prefer "gentleman companion" or "gentleman caller" often.
now i'm engaged, so i call my guy my fiancee when talking to other mostly.
i voted master, though, lol. it was close enough to Sir. i'd refer to him solely as my Sir if it could be understood.
WTF? You're kidding right? Sounds kinda weird (don't wanna knock you though - but why would you want to call a man sir all the time?)
"Gentleman caller?"
I'm just a gigolo... and everywhere I go... people know the song I'm playing...
Uki Chick
1/12/06, 09:31am
Gentleman caller and sir are really strange. When we're together, we have our own little nicknames and such. When I'm talking to people it's usually my guy or just by his name. His nickname for me is baboushka.
Quérida - beloved
or
mi vida - my life
or
my wife - even though we aren't married, it works for most
or
my missus
or
her actual name - to those who know her
or
Mama - occasionally to pull her chain, but only around the kidlets. :)
When it just the 2 of us I sometimes call Rob sir, ie "Would Sir like some more coffee?" He does the same with Madam :shrug:
But usually I call him "my love, my precious"...may be tired but it suits us.
my wife - even though we aren't married, it works for most
Either you is or you ain't.
BlurOfSerenity
1/14/06, 02:11am
i call him Sir because he's the D end of the D/S relationship and it's a term of respect.
i call him Monkey a lot too, because he likes monkeys, much in the way i like bats. (he calls me Bat).
my wife - even though we aren't married, it works for most
same here. tho sometimes i do refer to her as the girlfriend, just to confuse people. i love those "i though he was married" looks....
i call him Sir because he's the D end of the D/S relationship
:confused:
dominant/submissive maybe?
BlurOfSerenity
1/14/06, 04:32am
bingo :)
What the Hell, as long as she
cums when called after 24 years
what the fook do I care?
hey tonks, why don't you just call him "my unc"......... that's KINKY!!!
hey tonks, why don't you just call him "my unc"......... that's KINKY!!!
You're a sick man, Luis..... :devious:
Our pet name for each other is Darlin. But we call each other lots of things, honey, baby, slut, whore, bitch, etc...
I call my husband alot of names lol do you seriously want me to share them lol
I usually call him Hubby, other half or most of the time its mainly you git or bastard or ass, those are my terms of endearment lol.
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