my penis is too big for the general population [Archive]

Bill Gates

5/01/02, 03:14am

I'm thinking of having my penis size reduced. anyone knows which hospital can carry out such operation?

ris

5/01/02, 03:48am

the lorena bobbit centre is reknowned for them :D

Inkara1

5/01/02, 07:30am

I feel your pain, brother.

Unfortunately, as a starving student, I can't afford a procedure to rectify the situation. I've just had to learn to live with my baseballbatcock. :D

(Term completely stolen from another bulletin board (http://www.beautydestroyed.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl) I sometimes post at.)

Gato_Solo

5/01/02, 08:44am

Try being a negro... :D ;)

MuFu

5/01/02, 10:39am

Originally posted by Bill Gates
I'm thinking of having my penis size reduced. anyone knows which hospital can carry out such operation?

You find 3.5 inches when erect too big???!!! :eek: Dude... open your eyes and smell the cheese!

(eh? ewww...) :confuse3:

MuFu.

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Gato_Solo

5/01/02, 10:58am

One question, MuFu...How do YOU know? :D

ris

5/01/02, 11:26am

dude, it's bill gates, how much bigger a dick did you have him down for? :eek: :D

Gato_Solo

5/01/02, 11:37am

As I'm not in the habit of looking at other men's John Thomas', I can't rightly say... :D

ris

5/01/02, 11:48am

hehehe :D

kuulani

5/01/02, 02:50pm

:rofl:

Hey guys, it's only good big if you know what you're doing with it ;)

ris

5/01/02, 02:52pm

this is bill gates, it frequently crashes, doesn't stay up long and is hard to install. :D

outside looking in

5/01/02, 10:48pm

Originally posted by ris
this is bill gates, it frequently crashes, doesn't stay up long and is hard to install. :D

:rofl3:

Jon

5/02/02, 02:21am

Originally posted by ris
this is bill gates, it frequently crashes, doesn't stay up long and is hard to install. :D

:rofl2:

Justintime

5/02/02, 02:40am

hard to install, HDD must be too big :rofl2:

Jon

5/02/02, 02:50am

Well, judging from the message you left to greet me when I got home from work, it seems like you didn;t have any problems with your install, did you, you
:headbng2: :sx:

Good work, though... ;)

Justintime

5/02/02, 03:45am

teeeheee ;)

ris

5/02/02, 03:49am

i heard that by the end of the night the software was willing, but the hardware was in need of an rma ;) :P :D

sbcanada

5/02/02, 04:41am

:rofl2:

MuFu

5/02/02, 02:01pm

Originally posted by Justintime
hard to install, HDD must be too big :rofl2:

Nah... Hard drive is obviously bust. You'll have to try cold-booting with a 3 1/2" floppy. ;)

http://muthafunker.homestead.com/files/Miscmessageboard/buttrockhair.gif

MuFu.

P.S. That "click of death" can be pretty nasty. :eek:

ris

5/02/02, 02:38pm

bloody legacy systems :rolleyes: :D

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ihcra

5/03/02, 08:53am

too big to back up in one place

outside looking in

5/04/02, 02:25am

so, how big is too big? if she screams, is that a good thing or not? :eek:

ris

5/04/02, 07:02am

it depends when she screams. if she screams when you unbutton your trousers then probably too big :D

Justintime

5/04/02, 07:03am

:D :D

ris

5/04/02, 07:05am

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Justintime

5/04/02, 07:07am

i have a well hung penis :headbang: :headbang:

Leslie

5/04/02, 09:04am

:eek2: :wink2: :headbang:

ris

5/04/02, 09:09am

is that smiley just shocked, or is it....eager....?? :D :D

Leslie

5/04/02, 09:16am

first is stunned into speechlessness, second is eagerly congragulatory, third is just there :laugh:

ris

5/04/02, 09:19am

it's just that the jaw has dropped an awfully long way, and justin did say he was big...... :eek:

Leslie

5/04/02, 09:20am

:rofl2: :headbang:

Justintime

5/04/02, 09:48am

:rofl: - this smiley seems like it came from the 30's with the frames lol :D

ris

5/04/02, 12:02pm

ooh, that kinda hurts the eyes when you concentrate on it... :D

outside looking in

5/05/02, 02:06am

hmm... early screaming is bad then. :( Well, that might explain a few things. :D

ris

5/05/02, 05:53am

depends, it goes both ways with the early screaming...;)

MuFu

5/05/02, 09:59am

IT GOES BOTH WAYS?! DON'T BE DISGUSTING!!! :eek:

:headbang:

MuFu.

ris

5/05/02, 11:14am

but i like disgusting! and i figure if i can out-disgust you then i'm doing pretty good work :D

outside looking in

5/05/02, 01:12pm

Hmm... now if she went both ways, and had a friend that went both ways, who had a friend... :eek:

:headbang:

ris

5/05/02, 01:18pm

how many ways that make??

MuFu

5/05/02, 01:35pm

Originally posted by ris
but i like disgusting! and i figure if i can out-disgust you then i'm doing pretty good work :D

What I meant to say was "disgusting is my field, piss off!". ;) :D

http://muthafunker.homestead.com/files/Miscmessageboard/bananafudge.gif

MuFu.

ris

5/05/02, 03:44pm

i'll fight you for it.... :D :D

GOD ALMIGHTY

5/09/02, 12:18am

my penis is too big for the general population
Mine too :biker:

outside looking in

5/09/02, 12:19am

And just who exactly does God sleep with? :cool:

GOD ALMIGHTY

5/09/02, 12:20am

Anyone I choose. :biker:

ris

5/10/02, 03:16am

next time mate, use contraception - look what happened with your last accident :rolleyes: :D ;)

Justintime

5/10/02, 03:20am

:laugh:

karlwb

5/16/02, 02:28pm

Originally posted by ris
this is bill gates, it frequently crashes, doesn't stay up long and is hard to install. :D

:roll2:

Mine's 12 inches, but I dont use it as a ruler!!!!

[b]

6/14/02, 07:06pm

I really should read more of the boards.

Leslie

6/15/02, 06:18am

:laugh:

I forgot all about this one! :D

Professur

1/30/06, 03:11pm

Me too.

Gonz

1/31/06, 01:21am

would you quit digging around in the past...we have enough current problems to keep us busy