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Vortex --->:sex:<--- unc
unclehobart
1/04/03, 07:39pm
dang man... are we carbonating your hormones or something?Youre positively about to burst with 3rd party lust here.
Ahh, so this is the 'room' you wre talking about???
It's a little small don't 'cha think?
dang man... are we carbonating your hormones or something?Youre positively about to burst with 3rd party lust here.
/me thinks Altron is jealous ;)
Ardsgaine
1/04/03, 07:42pm
Don't mind me, guys... *gets out binoculars*
You want some popcorn too?
:rofl:
takes out camera
quick Ards! Go register a www.vortexunclehobartsex.com site!
unclehobart
1/04/03, 07:48pm
So ... shall we get out of these wet things and slip into something more comfortable .. like a jaccuzi?
unclehobart
1/04/03, 07:49pm
*her style rock and roll sountrack fires up in the background*
Ardsgaine
1/04/03, 07:49pm
Thanks!!
*popcornb*
:rofl:
This is going to be funny :)
hmmm...
www.wildsexinjacuzzi.com is still open...
Ride him like a cowboy vortex!
unclehobart
1/04/03, 07:55pm
*hair pulling and jumping about*
*gentle lips inspecting each and every crevice*
unclehobart
1/04/03, 07:55pm
Ride him like a cowboy vortex! gowgirl ya goof... *swat*
/me falls to floor laughing hysterically
damn smileys
*rolling on floor laughing his head off*
*bumps into vortex*
*falls into jacuzzi*
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:00pm
Ive lost the moment... all I can think of is a cowboy on me now. *cold shivers*
:rofl:
Want me to put the music back on?
help me i'm still drowning in jacuzzi
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:05pm
I can't get into the mood when I'm standing here half nude with Vortex just lying on the floor laughing. I almost feel as if its directed at me or something.
she got in the jacuzzi silly!
/me runs around like a mad fool!
EWWW!! Altron coodies!!
;)
/me jumps into Jacuzzi to cleanse herself :P
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:10pm
*offers tongue to Vortex as a substitue washcloth*
You two are the only people I know that can have sex in 3 threads at the same time.
Damn!
Vortex signed off
:(
Thanks Unc, but I got it...
/me starts to lick herself clean
*Altron finds fireman hose*
*Altron squirts it at Vortex*
:rofl:
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:24pm
*fishes for his emergency hidden engagement ring*
When can I meet mommy?
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:25pm
*backhand cuffs Altron* Lay off.. thats my woman youre messing with.
You two are the only people I know that can have sex in 3 threads at the same time. Thanks... I think :sick2:
;rofl:
You forgot :confbang:
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:29pm
dude.. youre cramping my style... OUT OUT OUT! ... The lady and I want to be alone.
*fishes for his emergency hidden engagement ring* /me crinkles up her nose...
I've seen, *ahem* bigger ;)
Maybe not... You stalking me again Altron?? :eek:
I thought you wanted porno videos
*picks up video camera*
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:35pm
*fishes for his emergency hidden engagement ring* /me crinkles up her nose...
I've seen, *ahem* bigger ;) *hastily covers lap with towel* *reoffers ring*
*hands unc penis enlargement device from that other thread....*
/me giggles manically
*Looks at ring*
*Looks back at Unc'*
*Looks at ring*
*Looks back at Unc'*
...
You got this ring out of a lucky packet, didn't you??
*points at the fact that it's bright orange and green, and made out of plastic*
;)
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:41pm
But presented with lust.. er.. love.. I meant love.
But it's neon orange and lime green
/me crinkles up her nose
It clashes with my outfit
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:53pm
It doesn't clash when youre starkers. *wiggles eyebrows*
/me nods her head
Yeah it does!
/me gets un-dressed
Looky, it so does clash!
...
...
...
/me looks at Unc's shocked face...
:eek:
I think I broke him
/me gets dressed and pokes Unc
* uploads pics to www.vortexnakedpictures.com *
unclehobart
1/04/03, 08:58pm
...not before Unc pokes Vortex
*reloads camera*
*points uploader to www.vortexsexpictures.com *
unclehobart
1/04/03, 09:03pm
*sniff* ... I think shes gone ... she slipped through my fingers
*slips up between Unc's fingers*
...
*kisses Unc on the cheek*
...
Good night :)
*shackes her ass as she toddles off to bed*
Professur
6/01/06, 01:56pm
Anyone ever hear from Vortex recently?
unclehobart
6/01/06, 02:20pm
Not since she graduated. She hit the ground running and never looked back.
*twiddle*
Also that, and back then the forum here too just too damn slow for our primative 3rd world internet connection... so most the pages weren't loading...
:)
Miss me?
Oh yeah, ps. Blame Professur for me being here :P
Professur
6/02/06, 03:41am
Miss me?
Terribly. Daily. Even 'Yes operator, I accept the charges' missed.
So, how's winter treating you?
Terribly. Daily. Even 'Yes operator, I accept the charges' missed.
So, how's winter treating you? Awww :) Missed you guys too :)
Winter isn't that bad, there's a cold front on the way, but still, today is 20'C / 70'F
:) So it isn't all that bad :P
unclehobart
6/02/06, 09:09am
Heya, Melissa.
Still running loose in Joburg?
Not since she graduated. She hit the ground running and never looked back.
Some concerns were expressed to me last night that I might do the same. I felt loved.
Welcome back Vortex!
Still running loose in Joburg? Yup, last time I checked :) Sortta behaving myself :P
Welcome back Vortex! Thanking you kindly :D
A.B.Normal
6/02/06, 11:19am
http://www.xrtheme.com/content/emoticons/Animals/50.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/bubblefizz/emoticons/wave2.gif
glad to see you've returned.
Gato_Solo
6/07/06, 01:11pm
My how she's grown. Filled out quite nicely, too, but that's another thread...:brow:
My how she's grown. Filled out quite nicely, too, but that's another thread...:brow:
LOL, thanks and such :P
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