Insults

[Jeslek]

Write your best insults here...


"I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works."

"Are you always this dumb, or are you trying especially hard today?"

:D

[Squiggy]

You're talkin out of your ass...I can tell be the smell of your breath.

[Q]

I'm trying to see things from your point of view...but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

[tofu]

I'm trying to see things from your point of view...but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

oo good one... i better write that down

[dan]

"Will I speak more slowly or fetch a nurse who knows fluent moron?"

- Dr Cox to JD, "Scrubs"


actually a lot of the stuff he comes out with is great... must find a scrubs quotes page...

[Q]

You're even stupider than I gave you credit for....:D (one of my favs)

[PT]

Look you little fuck......:D

[PT]

I'd say a close second would have to be...


Look, why don't you just go back to your cave, beat on your drums, and shut the fuck up?


But I think I almost got banned for that one, so I don't say it anymore.

[ris]

'beejun'
'inbred six-toed naarfolk twat'

[Q]

Oh yeah....:D

you shoulda been twins...you're too stupid to be one person

[Gonz]

If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell you what it was

[Professur]

2 billion sperm, and you're the best it could come up with?

You're living proof that men decended from apes. But I see you haven't made it all the way down the tree yet.


You're living proof that there is a God. And He's got a nasty sense of humour.

If my dog looked like you, I'd ... Well shit, if any dog looked like you, it's mother would have killed it at birth.


Piss me off one more time, and you'd better sign your organ donation card.


I see that the aliens that abducted your mom have a sense of humour.


You've got the perfect face for radio.


Go away, you're scaring the trees.


Durex want's you for their next comercial. They figure that the sight of you should convince everyone of the necessity of safe sex.

[Inkara1]

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. :D

[Professur]

Halloween's over, Chucky, lose the mask already.

[Professur]

Tell me something. Why is it that whenever I bang your sister up the ass, she moans your name?

[Scanty]

"You're a funny little boy..."

[Ardsgaine]

Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you, ya fuckin' asshole!

Fuck you and the goddamn horse you rode in on...

Ya goddamn mother-fuckin' son of a cock-suckin' whore...

Yer about an ignorant motherfucker, aren't ya?

(I learned to cuss on a construction site. It doesn't pay to be too subtle with construction workers, cause you might really piss 'em off that way.)

[Professur]

You're special. Just like the Olympics.

[Vortex]

Don't look at me like that! I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable!

[unclehobart]

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

[Vortex]

If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell you what it was Sortta reminds me of:

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted.

:fart:

:D :angel:

[unclehobart]

We know what you are: now we're just haggling over the price.

[Gonz]

You're special. Just like the Olympics.

:lol:

[Aunty Em]

How about something a little more refined like... my compliments to your unmarried mother.

[Squiggy]

If brains were cotton, you couldn't make a tampon for a flea....

[Trixie]

You have all the charisma of a worthless dirty butt plug.

lol.:headbang:

[karlwb]

stop talking out your arse and give your mouth a chance!! :headbang:

...all the brains of a retarded amoeba :rolleyes:

[Trixie]

It's funny you should say that because you have less of a shot at success than a fucked-up urine sample.

[Altron]

:rofl:
Your mommas so fat, she has to wear a "wide load" sticker on her ass

[fury]

The universal insult: Microsoft

:headbng2:

[Gato_Solo]

You've got 2 brain cells...One inhale, and one exhale.

[Aunty Em]

For Gods Sake shuddup, you've got more w(h)ine than Fortnam & Masons!

Jeez, if you had another brain cell to go with the one you've already got I'd be worried!

I see brains weren't on the agenda when they made you then.

[Raven]

If you had a few billion more brain cells you'd be on your way to being an extremely dense halfwit

or

I'd insult you but I fear that you wouldn't understand

[Inkara1]

Isn't "you son of a bitch" the world's oldest "yo momma" insult?