So guys, would you let another guy go down on you? [Archive]

Jeslek

1/03/03, 09:42am

:D :D

EDIT: Going down = getting head = getting a blowjob - I'm asking if you'd let a guy do it for ya? :P

EDIT 2: Trying to make this clear

dutchmaster

1/03/03, 10:22am

not 100% sure I unerstand, but um.. head is good :headbang:

Jeslek

1/03/03, 10:29am

Alright, I explained things a bit... beh... :)

Squiggy

1/03/03, 10:46am

:confuse3: The pup keeps getting sicker....

dutchmaster

1/03/03, 10:47am

er in that case, an emphatic NO

AlladinSane

1/03/03, 10:49am

Another guy? Arghh I voted wrong! I demand a re-voting! No, never. To tell you the truth I'm not a big fan of it. I only let girls do it in the past because they asked...

Jeslek

1/03/03, 10:51am

Guys, you're all screwing it up. READ next time ok?

dutchmaster

1/03/03, 10:52am

wait, jerrek, are you looking for applicants :confuse3:

Jeslek

1/03/03, 10:53am

No, just wondering... someone posted this poll at the Everquest Wizard site and its pretty interesting. Mind you, voting is anonymous. :)

Jeslek

1/03/03, 10:54am

Now everyone here thank fury for correcting your votes.:)

fury > *

AlladinSane

1/03/03, 11:53am

Thnx fury! You r0x0r! :bgtup:

Jeslek

1/03/03, 12:17pm

I wonder who else voted yes...

Jeslek

1/03/03, 01:16pm

I've yet to decide who is better at it... girls or guys... Any opinions?

Just adding some gasoline to the fire... confusing people even more... :P

Nixy

1/03/03, 01:19pm

ME! I am better at it!:D

[b]

1/03/03, 01:27pm

Wanna bet? ;)

Jeslek

1/03/03, 01:29pm

:rofl2:

Can I be the judge?

dan

1/03/03, 01:34pm

To tell you the truth I'm not a big fan of it. I only let girls do it in the past because they asked...

goddam man, where do you live?? i wanna move there!

and i have a feeling that guys would have a headstart, but girls can be trained; and an enthusiastic girl who knows what she's doing is just great :)

Nixy

1/03/03, 01:36pm

I will DEFINATELY take you on [b]! Anytime, anywhere!!!

There is very little I enjoy more than giving head :D

unclehobart

1/03/03, 01:38pm

I just keep thinking about the scratchiness of the beard

Jeslek

1/03/03, 01:44pm

I just keep thinking about the scratchiness of the beard Shaving comes to mind...

Ardsgaine

1/03/03, 02:03pm

]Wanna bet? ;)

Reason #57 Why You Should Never Surf The Same Bulletin Board As Your Gay Nephew...

Bwahahahahahaha! :rofl:

Spirit

1/03/03, 02:04pm

I believe I know what I'm doing... at least the results I get are good;)

*Hint for guys - eat lots of pineapple

Jeslek

1/03/03, 02:05pm

Indeed, pineapple = sweetness.... And lay off the meat.

unclehobart

1/03/03, 02:08pm

stuble is even worse.

Squiggy

1/03/03, 02:12pm

*Hint for guys - eat lots of pineapple

I don't know her .... :mope:

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 02:12pm

If you want a blow job, get a guy to do it. Why? Because he's a guy of course, he knows what it feels like. Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

unclehobart

1/03/03, 02:27pm

You mean Ive been doing it wrong?

*drops meat tenderizing mallet*

AlladinSane

1/03/03, 02:28pm

Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

You don't know me ;)

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 03:07pm

Conversely girls if you fancy a bit of "muff diving" get another girl to do it, I find most men are far too rough on this very sensitive part of a woman's body.

You don't know me ;)

I said "most men". There have been one or two who have hit the right spot with a little direction from me. :)

unclehobart

1/03/03, 03:15pm

ok... give me a clue. Whats the Auntie way? Lightly sneaking in from the edges ... gentle random touches? Up and down? side to side? swirlies? Alphabet? rythymic tapping? a little tug .. a little tweak? eye contact? candelight?

Spirit

1/03/03, 03:18pm

:eek:

unclehobart

1/03/03, 03:22pm

I always found morse code to be a good opener ... *dot, dot, dot, dash, dash ,(pause), dash, dot, brush the doorbell, brush, reverse swirly, dot, dot, up down, (repeat as need for 4 hours)

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 03:26pm

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 03:27pm

I always found morse code to be a good opener ... *dot, dot, dot, dash, dash ,(pause), dash, dot, brush the doorbell, brush, reverse swirly, dot, dot, up down, (repeat as need for 4 hours)

I'm not sure my poor heart could stand it for 4 hours! :eek:

unclehobart

1/03/03, 03:31pm

Then I guess I don't need to tell you about the 8 hour 'round the world' special treatment then.

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 03:33pm

Then I guess I don't need to tell you about the 8 hour 'round the world' special treatment then.

Tell me! Tell me! ;)

unclehobart

1/03/03, 03:36pm

no no... that one has to be done in person. Its like a nice pressie ... the anticipation and mystery are half of the pleasure.

*puts a soft blindfold on Auntie*

resistance is futile ... but makes it more fun for me nonetheless.

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 04:14pm

resistance is futile

Funny, that's what I was going to say....I don't mind if you tie me up a little...

*giggle

Umm Unc...... OH UNC!!! :eek: ...................

unclehobart

1/03/03, 04:23pm

I haven't even mentioned my magic pinkie finger yet. Its got more moves than Saturday Night Fever.

Ardsgaine

1/03/03, 05:12pm

C'mon guys, get a (chat) room. :rolleyes:

:P ;)

Aunty Em

1/03/03, 05:53pm

C'mon guys, get a (chat) room. :rolleyes:

:P ;)

:lol:

Jeslek

1/03/03, 07:17pm

lol

Squiggy

1/03/03, 07:18pm

Heather Brooke....nuff said!

AlladinSane

1/03/03, 10:24pm

To tell you the truth I'm not a big fan of it. I only let girls do it in the past because they asked...

goddam man, where do you live?? i wanna move there!
I live in Brazil, though if I was you I would move to where Nixy is ;)
and i have a feeling that guys would have a headstart, but girls can be trained...
I don't see all the fuss about guys knowing better. I wouldn't know where to begin if I was going to do it...

dan

1/03/03, 10:26pm

I live in Brazil, though if I was you I would move to where Nixy is ;)

heh, i'm liking the sound of canada more and more every day... :)

Jeslek

1/03/03, 10:29pm

I don't see all the fuss about guys knowing better. I wouldn't know where to begin if I was going to do it... lol Hmm.... Just do what you would want someone to do to you... Guys know what they like and what they don't like. And if you don't know your dick that well.... spend some more quality time with it. ;) :P

heh, i'm liking the sound of canada more and more every day... Yup, this is a great country. :canada:

freako104

1/03/03, 10:55pm

nope never thats only for girls

Altron

1/05/03, 08:25pm

*Altron walks in thread*
*Altron looks around*
:eek:
*Altron runs away*

freako104

1/06/03, 12:47am

hey jerrek stop it. your not going to be able to go down on any of the guys here. none will say yes. it aint gunna happen. sorry.

1/06/03, 09:35am

Jerrek:

Sicko

Altron

1/06/03, 02:26pm

What do you mean by "go down on"
:confbang:

EDIT: That was to flare up the "Altron isn't old enough" thread so i can ahve some entertainment... :)

freako104

1/06/03, 05:06pm

i really dont know should we explain it to altron or is he too young??

1/06/03, 05:09pm

I think Altron is playing us like a playstation, he knows what it means.

Altron

1/06/03, 05:26pm

You should. I already know what a ribbed condom is (thatks unc :))

Altron

1/06/03, 05:27pm

I don't know (but I do have some assumptions...)

AlladinSane

1/06/03, 05:46pm

hey jerrek stop it. your not going to be able to go down on any of the guys here. none will say yes. it aint gunna happen. sorry.
mmm, maybe Cutter would? Or maybe he is just a joker mofo...

Gonz

1/06/03, 05:58pm

facial hair has got to be uncomfortable :yech:

LL, get a life, finish school & come out of the closet already :D

Altron

1/06/03, 08:50pm

I've figured out this has something to do with a penis (as do all of LLs threads) so can you finish the definition?

freako104

1/07/03, 12:09pm

facial hair has got to be uncomfortable :yech:

LL, get a life, finish school & come out of the closet already :D

as he would say HE IS NOT GAY!!!!(right jerrek we believe you ;)

Scanty

1/07/03, 12:37pm

I've figured out this has something to do with a penis (as do all of LLs threads)...

:rofl3:

Can't argue with that.

unclehobart

1/07/03, 12:44pm

yup... nice classic 2D male thinking ... The topic list can only be.. *drumroll* ... eat, sleep, fight, fuck.

freako104

1/07/03, 01:21pm

what about sports?? im the only guy i know of who doesnt follow a sport all other guys i know do so do we mention them unc or are they under fighting?

Altron

1/07/03, 03:20pm

Even I follow sports! (Bowling is considered a sport, right?)

Ok, so can someone please explain this to me?

[b]

1/07/03, 03:32pm

See what happens when I miss a few days....

I wouldn't know where to begin if I was going to do it...

Easy, start at the top and work your way down. I could be more descriptive, but there are children present. Besides my uncle does read this stuff.

In response to the ?'s regarding facial hair and is it a good or bad thing. I have a goatee and my boyfriend has a full beard, believe me, it's a good thing.

Altron

1/07/03, 03:39pm

:eek:

freako104

1/08/03, 02:19am

a little TMI there [b] and yes bowling is considered a sport

Jeslek

1/08/03, 04:17pm

facial hair has got to be uncomfortable :yech:

LL, get a life, finish school & come out of the closet already :D

as he would say HE IS NOT GAY!!!!(right jerrek we believe you ;) *shrug* I am not gay. I can't date a guy and I can't go into a long term relationship with one (marriage). I can easily do that with a girl though. Now if it was either sex, I'd consider myself bisexual, but it is only girls...

Let me put it this way. Getting head from a guy makes you no more gay than a gay guy getting head from a girl (*cough* my one friend is openly gay and doesn't mind a girl going down on him) makes him straight.

whoreable

1/08/03, 04:20pm

DONT LET A PONY TRY TO GO DOWN ON YOU...IT MIGHT BITE OFF YOUR WIENER :eek:

[b]

1/08/03, 04:22pm

That's a bad pony!

whoreable

1/08/03, 04:25pm

STOP CRYING YOU LITTLE CRYBABY

freako104

1/09/03, 10:21am

shrug* I am not gay

of course not ;) you just love your men though and most if not all your threads are based on penis or somehow it comes up(oun intended just cause thats how you like it you sick freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)jk couldnt resist making fun again

Altron

1/09/03, 04:46pm

I may have to Google this...
I can tell it is probably either oral sex or having someone else fap you...

Scanty

1/09/03, 04:50pm

And for that you get your first Brownie Sexual Acts Badge! Well done. :thumbup: *slap on the back*

unclehobart

1/09/03, 05:03pm

:D No slapping him on the back .. he'll choke.

[b]

1/09/03, 05:08pm

HAHAHA!

Altron

1/09/03, 05:36pm

:rofl:
I'm placing my bets on the second "theory"
(I don't think anyone owuld admit having oral sex with another guy - except maybe LL...)

whoreable

1/09/03, 05:43pm

OUR LITTLE BOY IS GROWING UP AND LEARNING ABOUT HAND JOBS. :)

Professur

1/09/03, 05:48pm

Altron, go find another thread to lurk in. If you don't already know what's being discussed, you don't want to find out. Trust me, leave this one alone.

freako104

1/09/03, 05:56pm

dear god hes being corrupted!!!! why does that happen to all the innocent people around me?? even online it doesnt fail!!!!!!!!

whoreable

1/09/03, 06:17pm

NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE BECOME TEACHERS, TEACHING KIDS IS FUN!! :laugh:

Spirit

1/09/03, 06:20pm

:laugh:

who are you and what have you done with whoreable????:mad:

whoreable

1/09/03, 06:20pm

IT WAS TIME FOR A GOOD LAUGH :grumpy: DAMNIT.

Spirit

1/09/03, 06:24pm

phew.

whoreable

1/09/03, 06:27pm

I THINK I HAVE TO TAKE A PHEW :laugh:

Spirit

1/09/03, 06:29pm

:laugh:

Jon

1/09/03, 06:33pm

So guys, would you let another guy go down on you?

Er... no.

Altron

1/09/03, 07:28pm

:rofl:

Altron

1/09/03, 07:31pm

dear god hes being corrupted!!!!

So... :confbang:

Scanty

1/09/03, 07:37pm

So guys, would you let another guy go down on you?

Er... no.

:D

Shadowfax

1/09/03, 07:38pm

rhetorical question.

of course not.

freako104

1/10/03, 12:41am

dear god hes being corrupted!!!!

So... :confbang:

it happens to all my friends. it happened to the ones on my campus. its got to stop somewhere!!

freako104

1/10/03, 12:46am

NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE BECOME TEACHERS, TEACHING KIDS IS FUN!! :laugh:

:hmm: maybe this time im not the corruptor. yay

Altron

1/10/03, 05:38pm

LOL :headbang:

freako104

1/11/03, 01:20pm

i know i cant wait for school to start and to show i didnt corrupt someone for once to my friends :D

Altron

1/11/03, 02:11pm

:borg:

Ardsgaine

1/11/03, 06:54pm

The thread that would not die... :grumpy:

[b]

1/11/03, 10:24pm

the thread that would not die + 1

Jeslek

1/11/03, 10:25pm

]the thread that would not die + 1 Hey [b]... psssst, you're pissing your uncle off... He doesn't like thinking about these things... me thinks... ;)

Just wondering actually, would you let a girl (say a friend that you know well and she is good looking...) go down on you? :)

[b]

1/11/03, 10:28pm

well, i only have one thing to say about that...tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing, in which case that's a whole different poll and thread.

Jeslek

1/11/03, 10:32pm

I don't get that at all.

AlladinSane

1/11/03, 10:58pm

Was a joke. I may be wrong but I think I read somewhere he already got a girl at least once...

[b]

1/11/03, 11:02pm

sorry, i missed that last part jerrek. i've never "had" a girl do anything except for some major kissing. i'm not opposed to women, just never had the opportunity.

AlladinSane

1/11/03, 11:03pm

Well I WAS wrong then :)

Jeslek

1/12/03, 01:14am

But [b], if the opportunity comes up, would you? :)

[b]

1/12/03, 03:55am

yes. i've already told bill that so he wouldn't get upset when i did.

1/12/03, 04:25am

]yes. i've already told bill that so he wouldn't get upset when i did.

WHAT:eek: You mean gay guys can just tell their boyfriend that kind of thing and it's ok?!?!?!!? Maybe I need to rethink this hetero thing. :confuse3:

Aunty Em

1/12/03, 05:55am

I don't get that at all.

^^Is confused about "water play"! (or Doing an Altron) :rofl:

Altron

1/12/03, 11:10am

(or Doing an Altron)

:confbang:

Jeslek

1/12/03, 01:40pm

I don't get that at all.

^^Is confused about "water play"! (or Doing an Altron) :rofl: No, I know water sports, but he didn't answer my question at first.

Jeslek

1/12/03, 01:41pm

I don't get that at all.

^^Is confused about "water play"! (or Doing an Altron) :rofl: No, I know watersports, but [b] didn't answer my questoin at first. :)