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AlladinSane
12/08/02, 12:35pm
:D

ipmoof
12/08/02, 01:20pm
I fire it out of the window onto the streets below.

Jeslek
12/08/02, 01:46pm
And I didn't even start this thread. lol. You forgot an option though, the "natural condom" :P

Nixy
12/08/02, 01:46pm
Am I just stupid? I don't know what a "natural condom" is...

Jeslek
12/08/02, 01:47pm
foreskin, it can catch everything if used properly.

Nixy
12/08/02, 01:49pm
That is not a natural condom though!!!!!

You think while having sex it's gonna stay in place and prevent against STDs and pregnancy?hmmm?

Jeslek
12/08/02, 01:50pm
No it has a hole all the time :D Thats no good for sex, but it is good for fapping. ;)

Nixy
12/08/02, 01:51pm
Well, then it's not a condom now is it?

Jeslek
12/08/02, 01:52pm
Hence the quotation marks :)

Nixy
12/08/02, 01:53pm
:trout:

whoreable
12/08/02, 01:53pm
I THINK BEARS ARE NEAT ANIMALS

fury
12/08/02, 01:54pm
It's a fapping bag :headbang:

whoreable
12/08/02, 01:56pm
I FIND IT AMAZING HOW THEY SLEEP SO MUCH

ipmoof
12/08/02, 01:59pm
foreskin, it can catch everything if used properly.

:eek:

Can it catch urinary tract infections?

whoreable
12/08/02, 02:01pm
BEARS LOVE HONEY

Ardsgaine
12/08/02, 02:02pm
I FIND IT AMAZING HOW THEY SLEEP SO MUCH

Yes, I was explaining to my daughter the other day that the reason bears are portrayed in cartoons and books as being hungry all the time is because they have to eat a lot in order to sleep through the winter.

What's your favorite story about a bear?

AlladinSane
12/08/02, 02:03pm
whoreable are you trying to break a hard-on?

whoreable
12/08/02, 02:05pm
I THINK THE MOVIE THE BEAR IS THE BEST BEAR STORY EVER BUT I AM NOT SURE CAUSE I HAVEN' SEEN IT

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303972845.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Ardsgaine
12/08/02, 02:20pm
I haven't seen it either, but I think you must be right because that's a really cool picture.

That one looks a lot cuter than the bear in The Fox and the Hound. He scares me.

karlwb
12/08/02, 04:38pm
I fire it out of the window onto the streets below.

LOL :rofl2: :rofl3:

Inkara1
12/08/02, 07:52pm
I've always liked the scene in The Bear when the bear eats that mushroom, and then sees all those far-out colors. :D

Vortex
12/09/02, 04:04pm
foreskin, it can catch everything if used properly. *eye twitch*

ipmoof
12/09/02, 07:27pm
I for one don't believe that. Jerrek must have a foreskin like a hot air balloon.

Jeslek
12/09/02, 10:28pm
I for one don't believe that. Jerrek must have a foreskin like a hot air balloon. Um, its true... This is silly arguing about it. Come here and I'll show ya.:)

fury
12/09/02, 10:42pm
:gay:

ipmoof
12/09/02, 11:16pm
I for one don't believe that. Jerrek must have a foreskin like a hot air balloon. Um, its true... This is silly arguing about it. Come here and I'll show ya.:)

Just fill it with hot air and float over the Atlantic.

tommyj27
12/12/02, 02:08am
neatly collected and cataloged in hermetically sealed quart milk jugs. just practicing to be a milkman :retard7:

PT
12/12/02, 02:09am
neatly collected and cataloged in hermetically sealed quart milk jugs. just practicing to be a milkman :retard7:

You are going to fit in SO good around here. :D

tommyj27
12/12/02, 02:32am
You are going to fit in SO good around here. :D

oh, was this thread not supposed to be serious? :uhoh2:

Luis G
12/12/02, 02:42pm
ohhhhhhh c'mon, don't you guys cum in your own hand?

edited........ :D

PT
12/12/02, 02:44pm
Nope, I've never cum in his hand. I've cum in my own hand once or twice, but never his.

ipmoof
12/12/02, 02:58pm
Mine?

Nixy
12/12/02, 04:14pm
I for one don't believe that. Jerrek must have a foreskin like a hot air balloon. Um, its true... This is silly arguing about it. Come here and I'll show ya.:)

Just fill it with hot air and float over the Atlantic.

ROFLMAO!

Made me choke on my sub when I read that!

Jeslek
12/12/02, 04:41pm
Mine? yes

Jeslek
12/12/02, 04:42pm
neatly collected and cataloged in hermetically sealed quart milk jugs. just practicing to be a milkman :retard7: :rofl2:

Jeslek
12/12/02, 04:43pm
ohhhhhhh c'mon, don't you guys cum in your own hand? Not really, unless I want to sample it...



*grins evilly*

ipmoof
12/12/02, 05:03pm
neatly collected and cataloged in hermetically sealed quart milk jugs. just practicing to be a milkman :retard7:

You'd never make any money over here. Everybody buys tetrapacked ejaculate.

tommyj27
12/12/02, 08:29pm
that's the great thing about practice, if you do it enough you can apply it to many situations, :borg:
i've spent many an hour daydreaming about the dairy industry and weird animal-like fapping.

ipmoof
12/12/02, 09:57pm
*Impressed by random and spontaneous use of the "Borg" smilie*

:D :D :D

whoreable
12/12/02, 10:38pm
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068TPH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Ardsgaine
12/12/02, 11:30pm
Baloo is so hip...


:headbang: "Take me home, Daddy!!" :headbang:

AlladinSane
12/13/02, 12:41pm
I think whoreable is showing us what he fantasize about while fapping :eek:
YOU PERVERT!

Ardsgaine
12/13/02, 12:49pm
I think he just finds the subject matter of this thread unBEARable.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*wipes tears from eyes*

Woohah!

So... how 'bout them Bears?

:lol:

tommyj27
12/13/02, 03:39pm
:lfap: again, sings another one bites the dust as he seals another bottle

Altron
12/13/02, 04:46pm
:rofl:
You're funny tommy :D

Raven
12/18/02, 01:35pm
I think he just finds the subject matter of this thread unBEARable.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*wipes tears from eyes*



:lol:


Is there any reason that I should not shoot your right here right now for that???

Arris
12/18/02, 01:53pm
I think he just finds the subject matter of this thread unBEARable.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*wipes tears from eyes*



:lol:


Is there any reason that I should not shoot your right here right now for that???

Shooting right now? One handed typing?

Jeslek
12/18/02, 02:14pm
Am I the only person that uses only one hand when typing up posts for OTC?

Luis G
12/18/02, 03:17pm
yes.

I rather stop posting :D

Altron
12/19/02, 12:38am
I type with all 3 hands

whoreable
12/19/02, 02:19am
http://www.photo.net/samantha/bear-fight.jpg

freako104
12/19/02, 12:05pm
Am I the only person that uses only one hand when typing up posts for OTC?


yes. you sick freak! ;) i use both.

Raven
12/19/02, 12:56pm
I think he just finds the subject matter of this thread unBEARable.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*wipes tears from eyes*



:lol:


Is there any reason that I should not shoot your right here right now for that???

Shooting right now? One handed typing?


Shoulda seen that one coming a mile off (please don't twist that into a comment about fapping or products thereof)

freako104
12/20/02, 02:21pm
:rofl: that is such an easy target!!!!!! im sorry but its just there asking to be!!!!

Altron
12/20/02, 10:15pm
:rofl:
What I could do with that quote... ;)

freako104
12/21/02, 05:55pm
what everyone could do and is prolly thinking too. ;)

Gato_Solo
12/22/02, 12:24am
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned e*bay yet... :rofl:

tommyj27
12/22/02, 12:29am
i did, not on this thread, but in regards to this thread, i think, maybe i was dreaming, i've been having really wacked out dreams lately, i thinks it's being not on drugs, i can dream again :D

ipmoof
12/22/02, 12:57am
Fapping is quite popular these days, huh?

tommyj27
12/22/02, 01:06am
only the cool people fap.

* considers WHOREABLE posted on this thread and probably voted.

forget i said that. :confuse2:

Raven
7/23/03, 12:40pm
Blow it outta the window dude!

Raven
7/23/03, 12:44pm
You'd never make any money over here. Everybody buys tetrapacked ejaculate.
:rofl4: prepacked jizm :rofl4:

NF
7/23/03, 02:10pm
I collect it in an air-tight container, set it outside to roast in the sun a bit, then I mix it inside batch of cupcakes that I give poor children in the local hospital. I'm a giver.

What? It's a hobby.

Raven
7/24/03, 09:05am
:trout:

*hopes Nix or Tex dont see this trout usage*

Rose
7/24/03, 10:01am
You know they will, Stewey. I bet both are keeping a good eye on you 'cause you keep stealing the trout.

/me gets some :lurk: and waits to watch ... ;)

Raven
7/24/03, 10:26am
You know they will, Stewey. I bet both are keeping a good eye on you 'cause you keep stealing the trout.

/me gets some :lurk: and waits to watch ... ;)


nonononono puleeeeeease no!! :eek8:

freako104
7/24/03, 11:32am
oh but she will. cant use it without nixys permission ;)

Raven
7/24/03, 11:36am
[dersperate]I can she doesnt need to know[/desperate]

Rose
7/24/03, 11:37am
/me points. laughs. waits.

;)

Raven
7/24/03, 11:48am
*gets some of Tommyj27s hermetically sealed quart milk jugs of fap and chases Rose*

Rose
7/24/03, 12:11pm
As long as they're sealed ....

/me trips Stewey and stand there waiting for reinforcements ...

Raven
7/24/03, 12:28pm
whys everyone pickin on me?

Arris
7/24/03, 12:31pm
* Helps Stewey escape the evil manical Rose *

Raven
7/24/03, 12:32pm
Tankya....you aint gonna give me a kickin are ya?

Rose
7/24/03, 12:33pm
* Helps Stewey escape the evil manical Rose *


Manical! Manical! I don't even know that word! :p


:angel:

Raven
7/24/03, 12:35pm
ever been at a board meeting? then you will....or they look it anyway

tommyj27
7/27/03, 08:59pm
*gets some of Tommyj27s hermetically sealed quart milk jugs of fap and chases Rose*
hey! gimme that shit back, i need a complete set of ten to sell to the bowling alley.

edit: only ten pins not a dozen :faptard:

Wacky Nacky
8/07/03, 02:28pm
I collect it in an air-tight container, set it outside to roast in the sun a bit, then I mix it inside batch of cupcakes that I give poor children in the local hospital. I'm a giver.

What? It's a hobby.

ROFLMFAO

Raven
8/08/03, 08:20am
*shudders* The above quote reminds me of a not so funny story:

My brother and his buds were coming home one nite from IndieGo (rock club) and they decided that they wanted a Kebab so they bobbed into a nearby takeaway called Sizzlers. Now my bro asked for a normal donner kebab but his friend, well she asked for a donner with garlic sauce on. They happily munched away and went home. Three days later said friend comes in with a large rash round her mouth. She'd been to the doctors and found out she'd got oral herpes. They tracked the source to Sizzlers and found 6 peoples semen in the Garlic sauce. Blech! :sick: Said place was promptly closed.

Wacky Nacky
8/08/03, 08:48am
*shudders* The above quote reminds me of a not so funny story:

My brother and his buds were coming home one nite from IndieGo (rock club) and they decided that they wanted a Kebab so they bobbed into a nearby takeaway called Sizzlers. Now my bro asked for a normal donner kebab but his friend, well she asked for a donner with garlic sauce on. They happily munched away and went home. Three days later said friend comes in with a large rash round her mouth. She'd been to the doctors and found out she'd got oral herpes. They tracked the source to Sizzlers and found 6 peoples semen in the Garlic sauce. Blech! :sick: Said place was promptly closed.
Ewwwww, that's just sick. See it's hilarious if it's non-true, but ewwwwwww if it is. And that one is....ewwwwww [[runs to go puke]]

Raven
8/08/03, 09:10am
*dashes after Wacky to hold her hair back*

Raven
8/08/03, 09:11am
*chases after Wacky to hold her hair back*

Wacky Nacky
8/08/03, 09:33am
You're ever so kind :D

[[gives stewey the kindness of the year award]]

Shameless pluggage :
http://heidi.halliwells-curse.com
http://fiercest-calm.com
http://falling-winter.org
http://cantevencry.com

Raven
8/08/03, 10:03am
damn the above posted twice
damn the above posted twice

Tankies :)

HubbaHubba
8/08/03, 09:44pm
She should sue the fucking socks off those guys.. actually maybe she wont want there socks :retard4:

Wacky Nacky
8/08/03, 09:51pm
There's a good place to shoot off the product of your fapping! In your socks :D :P

Raven
8/12/03, 08:10am
You wanna trying wearing a sock after that??

Professur
7/28/05, 12:48pm
No, not really. Although, I can't imagine fapping into a wool sock.


It's K62's fault. Blame him.

Leslie
7/28/05, 03:23pm
ow!

A.B.Normal
7/28/05, 03:26pm
It's K62's fault. Blame him.

:tim:

Professur
9/22/05, 03:52pm
http://www.otcentral.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20251

Put that together with one of those new nylon condoms and a wool sock, and you've got a serious problem.

Professur
1/11/06, 04:05pm
bump for altron.

Nixy
1/11/06, 04:22pm
I miss moof, the first page had me laughing so hard I had to read it outloud to me roommate cause she wanted to know what was so funny. Also...this thread reconfirms how SERIOUSLY disturbed jizlicker was.

Professur
1/11/06, 04:42pm
I'm still trying to find him and Lacey. Neither one will come out to play.

Altron
1/11/06, 05:58pm
bump for altron.

How thoughtful.

Nixy
1/11/06, 10:57pm
I'm still trying to find him and Lacey. Neither one will come out to play.

Lizlicker is banned

Plus he's probably to busy thinking he's all high and mighty cause he attends Waterloo and planning to move to the states cause he thinks he's American even though he's NEVER lived there and doesn't have citizenship.

Altron
1/11/06, 11:02pm
Lizlicker is banned

Plus he's probably to busy thinking he's all high and mighty cause he attends Waterloo and planning to move to the states cause he thinks he's American even though he's NEVER lived there and doesn't have citizenship.

Why would someone want to move to the states? It's not like 95% of the world doesn't hate us...

Nixy
1/11/06, 11:08pm
Why would someone want to move to the states? It's not like 95% of the world doesn't hate us...

Cause he's an idiot and he LOVES the states and he SAYS he's American even though he's never lived there, wasn't born there, doesn't have citizenship...

Inkara1
1/12/06, 02:17am
You know, someone who knows you less well than I do might think you were saying someone would have to be an idiot to love the USA.

AlphaTroll
1/12/06, 07:04am
Nope.....just seriously disturbed ;)

Professur
1/12/06, 09:40am
Lizlicker is banned

So was Altron. I'd say that bringing him back has been well worth the effort of tracking him down, and the threats needed to get him reinstated.

Nixy
1/12/06, 10:34am
So was Altron. I'd say that bringing him back has been well worth the effort of tracking him down, and the threats needed to get him reinstated.

Bringing Altron back was worth it, yes. He was very young his first go around and deserved a second chance and he has become a very fine member of this board. Jizlicker however is my age I do believe, he joined WELL after I did and he was a nice bit older than Altron is even now and yet he couldn't seem to be a respected member around here. Some people deserve second chances because they have matured as they have aged (Altron), some people are just jerks (Jizerlick).

Altron
1/12/06, 04:40pm
I read this thread and a few of my posts in it. Was I really that annoying? Seriously, the posts had no meaningful content and were completely retarded.

Professur
1/12/06, 04:56pm
Noone editted them, if that's what you mean. That's all you in there.

Altron
1/12/06, 06:25pm
Noone editted them, if that's what you mean. That's all you in there.

I know it was all me. I was expressing my disbelief that I was that annoying a mere 3-4 years ago.

Professur
1/12/06, 06:32pm
You'd be amazed at how much a person can change in just a couple of years. For better, or for worse.

chcr
1/12/06, 09:05pm
I know it was all me. I was expressing my disbelief that I was that annoying a mere 3-4 years ago.

It's my experience (best as I remember) that you change more between 15 and 25 than you ever did before or ever will again. :shrug:

AlphaTroll
1/13/06, 02:22am
You mean I am doomed to mediocrity? Awe fuckit, may as well end it all now.

BeardofPants
1/13/06, 06:43am
Something tells me that Karen and mediocrity are two words that do not go together at all...

<edit> ooh, just noticed your location :lol2:

Mare
1/13/06, 07:28am
I'm a girl..........there's no poll result for me to type in there, and its not the "I'm a girl,ewwwwww, one I want" :D

AlphaTroll
1/13/06, 07:38am
Something tells me that Karen and mediocrity are two words that do not go together at all...

<edit> ooh, just noticed your location :lol2:

:rofl:

Yeah - thought I'd be clever and that just kinda bombed ;)

Luis G
8/02/06, 01:01am
I'm still trying to find him and Lacey. Neither one will come out to play.

From her profile:
Last Activity: 1/30/06 03:42pm

valkyrie
8/02/06, 07:59am
Crimeny... I had to read through a bit before I could figure out wtf "fapping" was... :eek3:

Inkara1
8/02/06, 01:23pm
From her profile:
Last Activity: 1/30/06 03:42pm

Well, it's good to know that if she died, it was within the last six months.

Luis G
8/02/06, 11:58pm
Well, it's good to know that if she died, it was within the last six months.

Considering her last post was like 2 or 3 years ago (and in all honesty I thought she might have died) it is good to know that.

Leslie
8/03/06, 12:21am
I wonder if the boyfriend would know?

He was a member here too, right?

Luis G
8/03/06, 12:22am
She had a bf? :confuse3:

Leslie
8/03/06, 12:58am
he was a member too, posting along with her for a little bit, then they split up, so he left, and she stayed, and he popped in here and there?

Or am I insane?

Leslie
8/03/06, 01:05am
granted that my insanity is not mutually exclusive of my memory

AHA! http://www.otcentral.com/forum/member.php?u=322

Luis G
8/03/06, 08:28pm
That went complety unnoticed by me :lol:

Maxell
8/09/06, 02:44pm
Let's just say my fingers have a hard time not getting stuck to the keyboard...

Spirit
8/09/06, 02:47pm
Uuuuhhhh... welcome to OTC?

Bizarre first post, buddy!!

Inkara1
8/09/06, 02:56pm
Maxell? I remember that name! Most of the blank tapes I bought in the early 90s were Memorex, though...

Professur
8/09/06, 02:57pm
They have wetproof silicon keyboards for just that sort of problem now. Someone here has one. Can't recall who, but it was a matter of intense discussion.

tonksy
8/09/06, 04:56pm
They have wetproof silicon keyboards for just that sort of problem now. Someone here has one. Can't recall who, but it was a matter of intense discussion.
I'd like one for the kids, might keep the juice outta the keyboard.

Professur
8/09/06, 05:02pm
Tonks ... you wanna look at the thread title, and reconsider that post .... please.

chcr
8/09/06, 05:22pm
With apologies to Tonks, "That's funny, I don't care who you are."

tonksy
8/09/06, 05:41pm
Dude - cum, juice, chocolate milk, all are sticky and can fuck up a keyboard. Call it reappropriation of technology.

PostCode
8/09/06, 06:58pm
You'd be amazed at how much a person can change in just a couple of years. For better, or for worse.

Yeah, just look at Prof. He's more twisted now than ever. Bringing this thread back up proves it. :D

Professur
8/09/06, 07:12pm
Wasn't me. Max did that.

Maxell
8/15/06, 03:02pm
Sorry, I'm too busy avoiding the discolored section of carpet to answer that last one.

Professur
6/21/07, 06:03pm
See? This is what it looks like when I do it.

tonksy
6/21/07, 06:12pm
That post and the title of this thread make you go wha-wha-wha-what?

Professur
6/21/07, 06:23pm
I do my best.