How to masturbate

[fury]

For Bubba :headbng2:

Step 1: Look at pr0n

Guys: Step 2: Take hand, place around wanker
Step 3: Fap :rfap:

Girls: Umm... I dunno, any ladies care to explain this? (And demonstrate, if you will :brow: )

[Shadowfax]

lol, i was just going to start a thread like that...dammit, you've beat me to it :D

[Bubba]

bye :)

[Shadowfax]

:wave:

[fury]

:headbang:

[Bubba]

don't wanna give ya the wrong idea, i'm just going to explore the world wide web a little more. not mad or anything.

[fury]

Aww, damn, I didn't make you mad? :crying3:

Enjoy :headbang:

[AlladinSane]

You forgot to mention what to do with the c*m. Damn, that could make a new thread...

[ipmoof]

Step 2: Take hand, place around wanker

A slight odd use of the word "wanker", I must say.

[whoreable]

I HATE THIS THREAD :grumpy:

[ipmoof]

*places hand around whoreable, as instructed*

[whoreable]

I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THAN AN ASSHOLE :laugh:

[Vortex]

I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THAN AN ASSHOLE laughLOL!!

[ipmoof]

Don't worry mate - talking out of your asshole will do for now. ;)

[whoreable]

YOU MEAN LIKE FARTING? CAUSE I AM NOT FARTING RIGHT NOW.

[ipmoof]

Well farting and talking at the same time would be a neat trick for you to master - work on it. :)

[whoreable]

it is now on my list

1. get breakfast
2. clean room
3. get grocieries
4. study for class
5. practice farting

[Spirit]

:coffee:

[Jeslek]

^^^ is enjoying all this.

[ipmoof]

^^^ is learning something.

[Jeslek]

^^^ good teacher

[ipmoof]

^^^ brown-nosed pupil.

[Jeslek]

^^^ I have no idea what that means

[whoreable]

YOU STICK YOUR NOSE UP PEOPLES BUTS

[AlladinSane]

:rofl:

[Scanty]

:laugh:


Paul, you nabbed what I was gonna say about the use of 'wanker'.

"Take hand, place around wanker."

LOLOLOL.

[ipmoof]

:D

[karlwb]

:D

Well funny..!!!!!

[Altron]

:laugh: :rofl: :rofl2: :lol:

[Aunty Em]

You forgot to mention what to do with the c*m. Damn, that could make a new thread...

Makes good glue...:P

[Altron]

You forgot to mention what to do with the c*m. Damn, that could make a new thread...

Makes good glue...:P

I tihkn there is a thread about that "What do you do with the product of your fapping?"

[Gato_Solo]

lol, i was just going to start a thread like that...dammit, you've beat me off :D

:confuse2: :confuse3:

[Shadowfax]

omfg.

i actually neary got a heartattack 'cause i thought i was typing fubar english again....:eek:


don't EVER do that again :eek:



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