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I've just got the biggest hard-on for absolutely no reason... :confuse3:
wow...I wake up this morning to threads about shit, piss, and hard-ons.
excellent.
I posted that nearly an hour ago, and it STILL hasn't died down! Ah well, I'm off to bed. See y'all in a couple of hours (I hope it's died down by then :D) ;)
Jon
(least it'll stop ya from rolling off the bed...)
boom boom....CHISH!!!!! :D
:band:
bwehehehe...
keeps the arsing quilt in the air though (and it's cold this morning...)
LOL :circle:
don't I know it. I went to the loo this morning with my duvet wrapped around me - trust me that is NOT very easy to do.
Must be even harder for you, in your condition though. :D
:confuse3: torque, noun. The force that causes one's heels to lift off of the floor when they press down on a piss-hardon.
Justintime
12/08/02, 07:42am
you was modded, watch them thread names :P :headbang:
*Bubba pretends to be s4 and places lock on thread. :D
Thanks, I needed that. :D
Shadowfax
12/08/02, 11:58am
ahhhhhh, the beauty of reading that some other guy has a hard-on...
at that moment you realize your day just can't get any better :headbang:
no, seriously :headbang:
:retard:
I've just got the biggest hard-on for absolutely no reason... :confuse3:
Do what I do and think of Luke Chadwick. Kills it dead.
Shit of course! Moof, you're a fucking genius :grinyes:
You're welcome. :)
http://www.uglyfootballers.com/images/footballers/premiership/Chadwick/images/chadwick01.jpg
I've just got the biggest hard-on for absolutely no reason... :confuse3:Excellent.
Were you talking with a sexy girl?
Were you talking with a sexy girl?
I may have been... :D
As long as you didn't tell her about the hard-on. That might weird her out.
Wouldn't weird me out but some girls are weird :shrug:
Oh, I don't think she was somehow... ;)
ah, that's good then
She sounds like a really top notch type girl!!! :headbang:
AlladinSane
12/08/02, 02:57pm
I had a hard-on looking at Spirit's eyes... :brow:
Oh, I don't think she was somehow... ;)
Excellent. Seems your hard-on was right up her alley. :)
whoreable
12/08/02, 03:00pm
KIDDIE CORNER TIME :)
:confuse3: torque, noun. The force that causes one's heels to lift off of the floor when they press down on a piss-hardon.
LOL. :D
And then there's the classic "bent-over-forwards-run-to-the-bog-in-the-morning". :headbang:
Oh, I don't think she was somehow... ;)
Excellent. Seems your hard-on was right up her alley. :)
After having seen Jon's pic I bet she prolly wished it was right up somewhere else too ;)
I've just got the biggest hard-on for absolutely no reason... :confuse3:
The reason is called....Hormones
Aunty Em
12/08/02, 04:26pm
Obviously woke up in the middle of an interesting dream... :D
Obviously woke up in the middle of an interesting dream... D:lol:
wow...I wake up this morning to threads about shit, piss, and hard-ons.
excellent.
Don't forget the one about fapping!
Here's the smiley for it
:rafp:
ooops!
I misspelled it and someone stole the edit button!
it's
:rfap:
ooops!
I misspelled it and someone stole the edit button!
it`s
rfap*shield eyes* ... *peeks* *giggles*... It's so small ...
j/k ;)
The reason is called....Hormones
How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her! :D
/me hopes alex doesn't see that I re-posted a joke he posted at JJR's a long time ago
I am verbally abused by Vortex
*jumps off same cliff as Scanty*
whoreable
12/08/02, 08:00pm
KIDDIE CORNER TIME :)
I WAS RIGHT :)
*watches Altron fall to his death as she clings from a protruding rock*
*takes grappling hook from pocket*
Anchors it on Scanty's foot*
I had a nice screenie showing that this thread is already in Kiddie Korner
*dislodges hook from titanium plated boots and reminds Altron that he is dead*
*uses teleknetic powers to fly up cliff*
*remembers how mean Vortex was to him*
*jumps off crying*
* *
(two sphincters about a foot apart)
unclehobart
12/08/02, 08:56pm
(.)(.)
.').('
tit tassles!
whoreable
12/08/02, 08:57pm
; ;
|
_
A MAN CRYING...UPRIGHT WITH DIGNITY.
unclehobart
12/08/02, 08:57pm
Michele.. Hes too young to scarred by such knowledge. ;) have a care.
unclehobart
Earth as seen from far away.
oh shit, you can't edit posts. here it is...
.
Why the hell can't you edit?
time for a call to fury
The same man lying down with his head cut off:
_
L
A
O
if you turn that over it's a... well you know...
The same man and his equally skinny wife (also headless) having sex:
=
whoreable
12/08/02, 09:04pm
oh shit, you can't edit posts. here it is...
.
LOLOLOLOLOL
IT IS A PERIOD BUT IT IS A TINY DOT LIKE EARTH WOULD LOOK LIKE REALLY FAR AWAY :laugh:
OMG THAT IS THE BEST EVER.
I WILL NEVER BE SO AMUSED AGAIN
unclehobart
12/08/02, 09:06pm
% stick figure 69?
Michele.. Hes too young to scarred by such knowledge. have a care.
I am a care-free zone, I'm afraid. :D
A VERY skinny man:
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ROTTFLAHMAYO and indeed, LOL-FLINGY-DUDE-ROOOOOLS
Bugger - stupid feckin uneditable perma-posts.
whoreable
12/08/02, 09:12pm
AGREED PERMA-POST IS AWSOME BETTER THAN THE . THING
*uses teleknetic powers to fly up cliff*
*remembers how mean Vortex was to him*
*jumps off crying* ... :blush: .... sowwy :P
*uses teleknetic powers to fly up cliff*
*remembers how mean Vortex was to him*
*jumps off crying* ... :blush: .... sowwy :P
*climbs back up cliff*
*dances around happily*
:D
*takes Vortex's hand and dances over to ALTRON VORTEX THREAD*
lol :D
whoreable
12/09/02, 04:49pm
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BONERS :laugh:
*takes Vortex's hand and dances over to ALTRON VORTEX THREAD*
lol :D *trips* Ow
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BONERS :laugh: :lol:
*takes Vortex's hand and dances over to ALTRON VORTEX THREAD*
lol :D *trips* Ow
*helps Vortex up*
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BONERS
Ok. I don't have a boner right now. Do you?
Aren't tit tassles called pasties?
unclehobart
12/10/02, 09:29am
In the states, ya. But we go off on Brit tones many times a fortnight. Tit Tassles sounds like a fine giggly champagne ... not glue like pasties.
Aunty Em
12/10/02, 09:47am
In the states, ya. But we go off on Brit tones many times a fortnight. Tit Tassles sounds like a fine giggly champagne ... not glue like pasties.
Using British colloquel terms means you can swear at other Americans without them immediately realising what you mean e.g. wanker. This allows you just enough time to make your getaway before they decide they want to turn you into toast.:D
unclehobart
12/10/02, 09:58am
Doesn't work on me.. mostly :D ... but then I don't give much cause to be on the receiving end of an Aglican volley of vexations.
In the states, ya. But we go off on Brit tones many times a fortnight. Tit Tassles sounds like a fine giggly champagne ... not glue like pasties.
Using British colloquel terms means you can swear at other Americans without them immediately realising what you mean e.g. wanker. This allows you just enough time to make your getaway before they decide they want to turn you into toast.:D
What's a wanker?
Some bastard called me that!
*Loads M4A1*
BTW to stay one topic, I just had a boner during Math class. I guess I just like Algebra.
BTW to stay one topic, I just had a boner during Math class. I guess I just like Algebra.
Hee Hee. For me it was always History class, I didn't like history or anything, it was just the worst time for my mind to wander I guess.
BTW to stay one topic, I just had a boner during Math class. I guess I just like Algebra.
Hee Hee. For me it was always History class, I didn't like history or anything, it was just the worst time for my mind to wander I guess.
:rofl:
I suppose you were about ready to ask to go to the bathroom and do some :lfap: :rfap:
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