You ever take a piss.. [Archive]

Squiggy

12/08/02, 03:50am

Why yes I have...In fact, I'm doing it at this very moment. Its been about 3 or 4 minutes so far... :cool:

Gato_Solo

12/08/02, 03:56am

I prefer a nice, relaxing dump. Just some reading material, and a good exhaust fan. :)

12/08/02, 04:06am

Ah yes, the shit that makes you want to float afterwards. Where you get up from the toilet looking and feeling thinner.

Spirit

12/08/02, 04:27am

This is *so* a guys topic.

Vortex

12/08/02, 05:19am

This is *so* a guys topic.Agreed :)

Squiggy

12/08/02, 07:02am

Whew!...Finally finished. And it seems I'm not quite as tall as I used to be.... :confuse3:

fIxx3r

12/08/02, 08:57am

hehe... nice one...

Bubba

12/08/02, 09:36am

yawn

Shadowfax

12/08/02, 12:02pm

Why yes I have...In fact, I'm doing it at this very moment. Its been about 3 or 4 minutes so far... :cool:

taking a leak and browsing the forums at the same time...it's an art :D

fury

12/08/02, 12:03pm

Not only that, it's impressive :headbang:

AlladinSane

12/08/02, 12:19pm

No wonder why the Lunatic Lounge is so wet...

Jeslek

12/08/02, 01:49pm

*grins*

Vortex

12/08/02, 05:31pm

*eye twitch*

Altron

12/08/02, 05:42pm

*runs around laughing*

Vortex

12/08/02, 05:51pm

*whacks Altron* stop being so hyper. :D

Altron

12/08/02, 05:53pm

sorry
But an hour ago you said it was OK for me to drink that 2 gallon jug of Mountain Dew!

Vortex

12/08/02, 06:05pm

sorry
But an hour ago you said it was OK for me to drink that 2 gallon jug of Mountain Dew!Sweety, that wasn't me... you must've been hallucinating again....

*hands Altron his meds*

Altron

12/08/02, 07:13pm

*eats yummy candy*
Yay!
I like this yummy candy Vortex gives me!

Inkara1

12/08/02, 07:57pm

Bathroom board browsing is the main reason I wish I could afford a laptop and a wireless LAN setup. :D

Altron

12/08/02, 08:00pm

Don't burn off your penis like that scientist in thta thread in Real World...
If you do we will laugh at you.

Raven

12/18/02, 01:45pm

*writes his name on the wall*

don't worry...it'll dry off soon ;)

freako104

12/18/02, 01:47pm

yes. feels great.

Altron

12/19/02, 12:31am

pissing is fun!

Vortex

12/19/02, 12:40am

*shakes head*

tsk tsk

*wooooobles out*

Shadowfax

12/19/02, 03:44am

omg :eek:

what happened here? :eek:

Altron

12/19/02, 08:32am

:rofl:

freako104

12/19/02, 12:27pm

omg :eek:

what happened here? :eek:

be thankful you dont know

qtpatootie14

4/25/04, 04:47pm

I have no idea what possesses people to post these kinds of threads and I cant believe I am posting in here but the answer is yes.
**I DIDNT DO IT**

tonksy

4/25/04, 05:02pm

i hate it when peeing takes forever because the only time it ever happens is in the middle of the night or during long car trip (well...nor during the car trip...i mean not in the car, you know?) i have an inverted bladder so's i am a frequent pee-er...otherwise it's uncomfy.

hey cutie patootie....threads like this are very common around here, you might as well get used to them. :eh:

Inkara1

4/25/04, 05:19pm

They're common in this part of the forum. That's why it's called the Kiddie Korner.

4/25/04, 05:29pm

that just seems to go on forever? Damn that feels good.

The best pee in the world is that first one after 8 or 9 beers :cool:

Sweet relief........

(especially if it's took ya 10 mins to find the bog in the pub)

freako104

4/25/04, 07:46pm

anyone ever sneeze when taking a piss? it blows your asshole out

Inkara1

4/25/04, 08:29pm

Can't say I have. :eek6:

freako104

4/25/04, 09:32pm

me either but I have heard that.

Genna

4/25/04, 11:05pm

When I sneeze, all it does is make me slide into the toilet bowl and get stuck. o_O

Inkara1

4/25/04, 11:16pm

Hey, thanks. I'm not sure I could have made it the rest of the day without knowing that.

Professur

4/27/04, 03:19am

The best pee in the world is that first one after 8 or 9 beers :cool:

Sweet relief........

(especially if it's took ya 10 mins to find the bog in the pub)

You, y'see. There's the difference between a scot, and an englishman. A scot makes sure he knows where the bog is before he orders. And progressively moves towards it as he gets more and more smashed. By the time he needs it, he's already there.

DrewBaranski

4/29/04, 01:25pm

The world is your toilet, use it accordingly...

Write that down.

4/29/04, 01:57pm

You, y'see. There's the difference between a scot, and an englishman. A scot makes sure he knows where the bog is before he orders. And progressively moves towards it as he gets more and more smashed. By the time he needs it, he's already there.

Damn.......and I thought the Scot's hung around the bogs because they were dealing :D

Spunky

5/15/04, 01:25pm

I see the point of the toilet has been missed completely!

You see the purpose of the bathroom is threefold (lol)

1) It's a place to hide from ur g/f or the beast that has been following you from pub to pub all night

2) It is a safe haven for those who are so inebriated that they can no longer stand, whip the tweeds down sit on the bowl and your mates can come and wake you up when they're ready to go!

3) and oh yeah, you can pee in it.

:D