Welcome lightstorm!

[AlladinSane]

Stay at your will, and post a lot! :cocktail:

[Shadowfax]

welcome to the boards!! :headbang: :headbang:

[Vortex]

/me waves enthusiastically

HELLO!! :D

[unclehobart]

I just woke up... so I can't offer more than a sleepy hello and a yawn at the moment.

[Bubba]

Hello. :)

[Altron]

hi

[samcurry]

howdy, and welcome to the forums

[Scanty]

LIGHTSTORM!!!! Faster than a speeding chicken!!! :headbang:


welcome ;)

[lightstorm]

Wow thanks alot guys never been welcomed before; usually got to make an introduction.
*dramatic flourish
Hows y'all?
I'll just post here chillin' and illin' and stuff like that :D

[Bubba]

Glad you joined. :)

[Aunty Em]

Hi there. :wave: Hope you have a blast.

[PT]

Get out now, man. Really, it's for your own good. This place is like the Mafia, once you're in, you're in for life. No matter how short that life may be.

:D

j/k It's really not any worse of an addiction than crack.

[Fire*Star]

'ullo! Big up LS!!! :D

[Altron]

Get out now, man. Really, it's for your own good. This place is like the Mafia, once you're in, you're in for life. No matter how short that life may be.

:D

j/k It's really not any worse of an addiction than crack.

He's really not joking. Please don't leave, i'm running out of places to put the bodies

[Vortex]

Get out now, man. Really, it`s for your own good. This place is like the Mafia, once you`re in, you`re in for life. No matter how short that life may be.

:D

j/k It`s really not any worse of an addiction than crack.

He`s really not joking. Please don`t leave, i`m running out of places to put the bodiesShhhh!! He might be with the cops!!

[Altron]

Quick Vortex, put my illegal sniper rifle in the basement.
Yeah, under the floorboards, right next to the last guy who decided he was bored with OTC.

[Vortex]

Quick Vortex, put my illegal sniper rifle in the basement.
Yeah, under the floorboards, right next to the last guy who decided he was bored with OTC.Right oh... *walks off*

*comes back* There's no spacece there.. how's about next to the stolen nuclear warhead??

[Altron]

No, maybe next to the tourturing rack would be better. The nuclear warhead is too close to the biological weapons...

[Vortex]

;) Good point... I'll just move the illegal refugees to the other side of the room then... I'm sure they won't mind the rats, be back in a bit, (keep an eye on the newbie ;))

[Altron]

*puts hand in trenchcoat pocket*
*wraps hand around silenced revolver*
Come on Lightstrom, I'll give you the tour. Of course it's ok if you stand right on that rug with the blood and burn marks on it.

[Vortex]

Erm... actually Altron... *points to other side of forums* That's a blood stain... *points to where Lightstorm is going to stand* That is where I dropped my lasagne... it's ketchup stain :D

[lightstorm]

Uh . . . hum . . .
*slowly backs away
*pulls out an AK-47
thpbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! :P

[Altron]

Quick, fetch my sniper rifle!
Run like the wind Vortex!

[Vortex]

*run run run* ... *nearly trips* ... *run run run* ... *brings back Trout*

Sorry, the refugees sold the rifle on the black market to buy food, this is all that's left of it!! :eek:

[lightstorm]

Augh! The dreaded trout!
*looks around for soy sauce
Now where is that blasted bottle . . .
You can't have fish without soy sauce! :P :D

[Vortex]

Augh! The dreaded trout!
*looks around for soy sauce
Now where is that blasted bottle . . .
You can`t have fish without soy sauce! P DWhat about a frying pan??

*reaches into shirt* ... *pulls out stove*

You can have it cooked too!

[Altron]

Release the biological weapons on those damn refugees!
Quick, grab my phone!

[Vortex]

Release the biological weapons on those damn refugees!
Quick, grab my phone!They ate those weapons too.. upside is, they glow in the dark! :D

*passes Altron the phone* Order be a Large Pizza :D

[Altron]

I have a Wolfenstein clan...
They have tones of weapons
"Hi Redtex. Yeah is Hitman there? ok... Yeah, I need you guys quick. I'm being attacked by crazy forum junkies with soy sauce!"
*notices serveral men in black trenchcoats carrying machine guys running into OTC*
I love my clan :rofl:

[Vortex]

I have a Wolfenstein clan...
They have tones of weapons
"Hi Redtex. Yeah is Hitman there? ok... Yeah, I need you guys quick. I`m being attacked by crazy forum junkies with soy sauce!"
*notices serveral men in black trenchcoats carrying machine guys running into OTC*
I love my clan rofl:( Where's the pizza?? That rock wasn't very filling :D

I think I wanna meet your Wolfenstein Clan :D

[Altron]

www.rtcwusa.cjb.net
:D
United Assasins are a really fun clan!
*calls FEARME*
"Yeah, can you grab a pizza?"

[Vortex]

*clicks on link* *gurgles* ....

[Altron]

:rofl:

[Vortex]

roflSomething tells me you like that emoticon ;)

[Altron]

:rofl:
Yes I do
:rofl:

[Vortex]

Windy windy windy wind! :D

Okat, doubt many of you will get what I'm referencing to here, but it's funny, trust me!

*cue laughter*Windy windy windy wind! :D

Okat, doubt many of you will get what I'm referencing to here, but it's funny, trust me!

*cue laughter*

[Altron]

*Tosses nade into Vortex's open giggling mouth*

[Vortex]

it doesn't go off...

*points and laughs at Altron*

Haahaa

[Altron]

*takes small remote from pocket*
Did I mention it's got a remote detonater?

[Vortex]

*looks puzzled*

Why would you want to detonate the TV remote control?

[lightstorm]

TV dinners! Yes! More food!
Now where's that blasted soy sauce? ?(

[Altron]

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!
It's not for the TV, it's for the grenade you ate!
*presses button on remote*
*TV clicks on*
*looks in pocket for other remote*
Damn cat must have gotten it!
Remind me to shoot that cat!

[Vortex]

*glares at Altron*

Don't you DARE hurt the cat!! *glares*

[Altron]

Please don't kill me Master

EDIT: See, this is what happens when you get in an argument with a woman. There is no chance for me to win.

[Vortex]

Please don`t kill me Master

EDIT See, this is what happens when you get in an argument with a woman. There is no chance for me to win.Glad you're learning!!

Bad Altron! Bad!! Now Go iron your hands!!

(anyone seen Harry Potter?? :lol:)

[Altron]

*starts crying*
*walks over to iron*
*finds a sock*
Altron is free!
Master gave Altron a sock!
*runs around dancing*

[Vortex]

LOL, ,can I have the book back now ;)

[Altron]

Altron don't know how to read :(
Altron give Master Vortex book

[Vortex]

Altron don`t know how to read (
Altron give Master Vortex bookMaster Vortex... I like the sound of that :D *schemes*

Not as good as 'Your Majesty' But we'll get there eventually :P

[Altron]

Your Worshipness Vortex
All bow down before the mighty Princess Vortex!
BTW if you're the leader, can I be the General?
*makes Tank noises*

[Vortex]

Your Worshipness Vortex
All bow down before the mighty Princess Vortex!
BTW if you`re the leader, can I be the General?
*makes Tank noises*I was thinking more on the lines of Lieutenant, but sure, General is fine.

[Altron]

Yay!
Do you think we should take this conversation into the "ALTRON VORTEX THREAD" ?

[whoreable]

YES :grumpy:

[Altron]

ok

[Vortex]

Altron said "Let there be a thread.. and there was!"

/me giggles

[Altron]

Altron said "Let there be a thread.. and there was!"

/me giggles

I have telepathic powers!
Read the "Welcome Altron" thread for more info...

[PT]

Altron said "Let there be a thread.. and there was!"

/me giggles

I have telepathic powers!
Read the "Welcome Altron" thread for more info...

I thought you were PSYCHOpathic? :confuse3:

[Altron]

Altron said "Let there be a thread.. and there was!"

/me giggles

I have telepathic powers!
Read the "Welcome Altron" thread for more info...

I thought you were PSYCHOpathic? :confuse3:

Same thing!
There both numbers more than 3 yet less than 2!

[Vortex]

riiiiiiiiiiiight :lol:

[Altron]

:rofl:
I say that, and people look at me like i am crazy!
guess what - i am! :)

[Vortex]

Not as crazy as me though ;)

[Altron]

Not as crazy as me though ;)
lol
ALTRON VORTEX THREAD a.k.a. THE LOONEY BIN!!!!