Welcome Ringworm!

[Nixy]

Welcome to the boards! :headbang:

[Bubba]

Hello. :)

[Dave]

howdy

[Shadowfax]

hello :)

[PT]

Welcome. :D

Please make sure your tray is an upright position, fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride. The hostess will be around shortly with cocktails.

[Shadowfax]

she will? :eek:


*runs back to seat*

[Nixy]

I guess I have to be the hostess since this is my forum huh?

*puts on slutty hostess uniform*

*walks around serving cocktails*

:cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail:

:D

I'm sorry if I spill anyon you, I can't get this fury off of my leg!!!!!! ;)

[PT]

*sitting patiently waiting for my cocktail*

*Hoping she'll spill one on my lap again so she'll have to clean it up again.*

*Hides the towels.*

[Nixy]

*spills the whole try of cocktails on Puter's lap*

:angel2:

[PT]

Now, I wonder how you're going to clean that up without towels. ;)

[unclehobart]

*crackle* This is your captian speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts and return all noobs to their upright and locked positions.

[PT]

DAMMIT!!! :mad2:

She wasn't done yet.

[Nixy]

ATTENTION PASSENGERS! Your emergency exits are here *points*, here *points*, here *points* and HERE *cobs a feel of Puter* is big enough to be one!!!!! :D

[Scanty]

welcome...

"This is your newly reinforced cockpit security speaking. Anyone carrying so much as a toothpick or a nailclipper in their personal luggage will die."

[whoreable]

some people don't feel comfortable flying commercialy with satan.