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Welcome to the board, chips to the left, pizza to the right, I hope you brought the beer.
Wow thta was fast!
How did you know i just signed up. I didnt even amke any posts yet!
Oh i know its my telepathic junk. if you didnt already know im telepathic. you must have intercepted my brainwaves
Cool!
Uh huh. Yeah. That's what I did.
Seriously what did you do?
i wasnt even concentrating, and even then i can only make a few words appear in their minds. and if you think im joking, im not. it is true and i am telepathic. Im not particulary good, but i can usually mak epeople think of stuff
And the rest of you all should pay attention to this, too. I know what you're thinking.
Mwahahahahahhahaaa.
Ok, not really, on the front page, there's this thing that says, Newest User : Altron.
Shadowfax
10/30/02, 05:22pm
you just let me think you brought beer and pizza :eek:
so it MUST be true :eek:
welcome to the boards, Altron :)
:headbang:
it also says 'smartest arse - pt' ;)
welcome altron, you now know all the secrets of otc. :D
Does anyone here know someone called Kruz?
he was the guy who sent me here from Mikhailtech
He syas hes a member too :D
kruz (http://otcentral.xibase.com/phpbb/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=29) floats past every so often :)
I just PMed him
wow these forums are so quickly paced
back home at Mikhailtech we get about this many replies in a few days. There are only 15 active members :'(
They told me I should go here because it is all Off Topic and they ahve a nasty habit of yelling "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM" at me :'(
You will almost never be accused of spamming here, unless that is you stay on topic for more than 10 posts. That's kind of looked down on...
Well that rules msot of us out as "non Spammers"
well i guess it would be okay iff it wassant like spam and you either started it or its about you or something
I'll give you a day or two to look around, if you like serious stuff, the Real World is where we do our bitchin and moanin. Everything else is categorized, you'll figure it out.
Im a Geek :D
Im one of the hardcore geeks at Mikhailtech, you can ask Kruz about it He still thinks im a Newbie tho
I liek to complain about alto of stuff, or just fool around.
Im a Forum Junkie, expect to see alot of me :D
I average about 15 posts a dya :D
Shadowfax
10/30/02, 05:47pm
Im a Geek :D
there. there you have it.
i like you already :)
Shadowfax
10/30/02, 05:56pm
does it GET any better? :eek:
:cool:
I average about 15 posts a dya :D
Pfffft. Amatuer.
its ssometimes like 50 but sometimes im not home :'(
http://forums.mikhailtech.com/memberlist.php?s=&what=topposters&perpage=10
top 10 posters
http://forums.mikhailtech.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=599
my profile, 18.32ppd, 661posts, 36 days
Shadowfax
10/30/02, 06:00pm
i'm at a pathetic 26.xx per day now...i need a social life...o wait! i don't! NOT having a social life turned out to be pretty good for me lately :cool:
welcome Altron!
just think..... a whole board made for off-topic posting, I think you found a home :headbang:
Welcome, Altron! :D :headbang:
Welcome, Altron.
heh........ALTRON THE DESTROYER!!!!!
:erm: sorry...
*walks off*
unclehobart
10/30/02, 08:00pm
I live about 10 miles from Kruz if you ever want me to go over and whack him on the shins ... you know... when he doesnt answer PMs.
* checks mailbox*
What PM's?............................. I diden't get no stinkin PM's :eek:
http://forums.mikhailtech.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=21165#post21165
I was out camping and i havent posted in... way too long... 96hours!
OMG!!!!!!
OMG! How did I miss this thread? I must have been *gasp* STUDYING!!!*gasp*
WELCOME TO THE BOARDS!
Studiying?
whats wrong with you
*looks at avatar*
oh, that explains it
I am an engineering student. That is what is wrong with me :(
Welcome fellow Newbie :headbang:
It's a heady rush to have been here longer than someone else already............ but shameful that you've already out posted me by a MILLION :eek:
Them crazy canadians!
where have i said that before
maybe i should put that in my sig
oh wait, in every forum im a member there r canadians they will skin me alive
*runs away*
lol... he was here before you. :D
:P :bash:
Ssssssshhhhhhh..... You're not supposed to point out my fuckwittery to others..... Sorry Altron the welcome postings mislead my fragile mind. :D
i was here 2 days when you joined, son
also i noticed its not unusual to have a post count of over 2000
in my other forums 1 person ahs above 1000 posts
i was here 2 days when you joined, son
:confuse3:
Hyphen, you didn't tell me you had a PENIS. What's up with that, ho?
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:11pm
well, if someone does have a penis (which basically means he's a boy) then if someone doesn't...well...take a guess....
[edit fuck. i can't type.]
As I said *hats off* :D You are the longer..... so to speak
P.S. My parents are under the mistaken impression i'm a girl ;)
what you thought i was a girl or osmething?
no girl is crazy enough to post herre, or claim ther telepathic
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:14pm
:D
can someoen plz tell me what is going on
i am telepathic, but i dont have a mental "link" to youtr minds right now
do you take pleasure in confusing new emmbers
:beerdrnk:
Can I have some of what Altron's having lol :D
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:18pm
here, have some of my bacardi...*passes a glass of bacardi to Hyphen*
its chocolate milk buddy
"Chocolate Milk, its my drug!"
Altron: Hyphen was saying that she is a girl
You called her "SON"....implying possesion of the male genitalia. Hyphen is a girl. Hence.......NO MR. HAPPY BE A-SWINGING DOWN THERE.[/siz]
Get it?
;)
j/k dude
My parents are under the impression i'm a girl ;)
your confusing me
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:24pm
^^ subtle D [ @ scanty...damned quick responses...]
Hypen
r u a boy or girl?
or r u both at the same time?
Look man....she's a under-nourished and over-protected garden snail with a troubled past. Let's just leave it at that, okay?
:ashamed:
My parents are under the impression i'm a girl ;)
your confusing me
double quoting, way cool!
he/she/it said MISTAKEN impression, but you say shes a girl?
there should be a "boy / girl" thing in your profile so stuff like this doesnt happen (until ppl say stuff like "i dunno" "both" oir "have yourself a look"
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:36pm
Look man....she's a under-nourished and over-protected garden snail with a troubled past. Let's just leave it at that, okay?
:ashamed:
hahaha :D
:rofl:
that mental image....:D :D
Huh......did i spell 'possession' wrong?
Shit.
My attempted witty response is undermined by my crap ability to spell.
I am sad :(
Shadowfax
11/03/02, 06:40pm
don't do that :(
:(
something liek this?
why cant i post bitmaps
Attachment(s):
snail.jpg, 11.74kb
http://www.otcentral.com/forum/oldattachments/266_1036363244.jpg
That's it.
Now i am convinced this is whoreable.
If it isn't, i shall pretend it is anyway.
edit: don't do that :(
lol... :D i was mimicking our long-lost friend, Mr W...
[quote="Scanty"]That's it.
Now i am convinced this is whoreable.
quote]
what dies taht mean
do you like my pic?
i love MS Paint
OMG LMAO am i sorry i missed this.......!
:rolleyes:
Scanty I told you not to be passing those pictures of me in the nuddy around....... And my shell never looked that big in the mirror! :brow:
so r you male or female
(do you have a pickle or a little hole)
edited for rudeness. I'm a nice girl really.
She...
is....
FEMALE!!![/siz]
ok ok i will shut up now
im not so ha ha!
i like being a boy
:retard8: :rofl3:
Tis true tis true..... I am in fact a bird, chick, beeatch etc etc.
But just one operation................ SNIP. So don't worry about it, it might change and then we'd have to go through this all over again. :D
it would take a chainsaw to make me a girl
my uncle used to cut extremely tiny twigs with a chainsaw....
:shrug:
come on, be nice to me
i coudl start making fun of you
maybe "flat as a board"
twigs and chicken legs......... hhhmmmmmn. :D
P.S. Flat as a board...... now thats a heartbreaker :crying5:
no, no...he's right. I am flat as a board........
.....with two gigantic melons on it.[/siz]
:rofl: j/k!
Smuggling Peanuts the size Of a Roosters Bollocks!! :eek:
Justintime
11/03/02, 08:00pm
right, so confused, whos male and whos female now? :retard:
Nobody :D
We're all androgynous and.........
thats the way (Uh Huh Uh Huh),
we like it (Uh Huh Uh Huh),
for scanty usually shes a girl, but when its really hot a 17 inch penis comes out and her "gigantic melons" fall off
:D LOL
Pass the Spell Check, please.
for scanty usually shes a girl, but when its really hot a 17 inch penis comes out and her "gigantic melons" fall off
:D LOL
*phew*
I'm glad you laughed! I was just about to feel awkward at the impending silence and sounds of wind whistling over the barren landscape.
where is spell check
i have soem terribly wobbly thing goign on with my hands, oyu sohuld see the pics my camera taskes www.geocities.com/rathius12/mods.html and that is when its on my little version of a tripod
forgot to mentoin, the above thing refers to my typing too
Well in the 16 days since my post (you're a tad bit late, but no big deal) my spelling has gotten A LOT better!
I haven't been reading the Lobby much and missed it. :)
Well nice to meet you dude
*hug*
Fuck, damn near four years.
Professur
10/24/06, 10:25pm
Not even a thousand posts per.
I'm gonna need to hit 4k on the 30th...
Well, I think I've done pretty well, being that I've been active for less than 18 months, all in all. 10/30/02 - 2/17/02 (or something like that) and 11/16/05 (or something like that) - present.
unclehobart
10/25/06, 09:00am
Its not how many posts that are important... but in how many times you make them cry.
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