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fury
10/15/02, 05:09pm
Welcome to your worst nightmare, er... I mean, OTC. :headbang:
Coffee Bean
10/15/02, 05:12pm
Thanks...I'm quitting smoking.

Been 4 days.
unclehobart
10/15/02, 05:24pm
Stabbed anyone yet? Wilkommen to the boards... and broads.
fury
10/15/02, 05:25pm
Good for you! Good luck with that. I hear coffee is great as a substitute for poisoning your lungs! But then you get addicted to that and look like this every morning... :gmorning:
Coffee Bean
10/15/02, 05:26pm
I already drink coffee by the pot. I tried having a cup this morning but it wasn't the same without the smoke.

Life sucks.
fury
10/15/02, 05:27pm
Try coffee with a lot of sugar?
unclehobart
10/15/02, 05:28pm
Chew the beans directly for that special jolt. It might also cover the oral fixation of the withdrawal.
Luis G
10/15/02, 05:43pm
welcome :)
Scanty
10/15/02, 05:45pm
hi, welcome, respect your nan. :headbang:
Coffee Bean
10/15/02, 05:54pm
What about crack? Is that a viable option?
unclehobart
10/15/02, 06:01pm
Hits the wrong receptors. Chops up large amounts of wood instead. If that doesn't work it out of your system, buy a large watermelon and stab it 1000 times while repeating aloud the names of teachers who were mean to you in middle school.
Coffee Bean
10/15/02, 06:09pm
rofl

Seriously though, having a smoke seems like the best thing int he world right now.
fury
10/15/02, 06:14pm
I suggest fondling a couple of balls... yin-yang balls, that is... combined with chewing gum occasionally (although you may form an addiction to that and it'd probably be just as expensive as smoking, except the victims would just be your teeth instead of your whole body)
Scanty
10/15/02, 06:25pm
buy a large watermellon and stab it 1000 times

:ashamed: unc, you know I won't tolerate cruelty to melons.


:D
Dave
10/15/02, 06:29pm
i quit cold turkey 10 years ago (2 ppd habit). i used to chew on the plastic coffee stirrers. good luck and keep at it. it does get easier and you will feel healthier and smarter later.
unclehobart
10/15/02, 06:35pm
depends upon the melon. *makes hubba hubba noises* *throws drink in own face*
fury
10/15/02, 06:38pm
You forgot to use the brow! 5 points off!

C'mere, Scanty, I still have some brow-nie points left, don't I? :brow:
Scanty
10/15/02, 07:02pm
*makes owl noises for lack of being able to think of anything better to say*
Coffee Bean
10/15/02, 07:05pm
I smoke about 2 packs a day. And I love(d) smoking.

I just hope there comes a day where I don't constantly think about it.
Shadowfax
10/15/02, 07:08pm
I suggest fondling a couple of balls...


OK. don't take any advice from that man :D That's sick :D

Welcome to the boards btw :headbang:


If you have the need to smoke, then start working out or something, keeping busy really helps :)
Scanty
10/15/02, 07:10pm
You might benefit from talking to PuterTutor, Coffee :) He quit too and is doing well (at least that's the last I heard... Cory?)
Dave
10/15/02, 09:16pm
I smoke about 2 packs a day. And I love(d) smoking.

I just hope there comes a day where I don't constantly think about it.

you will. right now you need to stop thinking about it or you'll drive yourself nuts. go chew on a straw and play some violent video game. :)
Nixy
10/16/02, 01:58am
Welcome!

I love your av!

I would post all the lists and such here again but my fingers hurt from typing them in zenpig's welcome thread. Sorry.

*hands all the lists and case of beer to CoffeeBean* The summaries are in zenpig's welcome thread, sorry again.

I LOVE your av btw, it is SO cute.

Have a GREAT time!
Coffee Bean
10/16/02, 02:44pm
Thanks, my av is some strange puppet type thing that googled whilst googling for coffee beans.