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Squiggy!!!
Make him feel welcome ... he's a great dude from another forum ... :)
Hey Squiggy - the rules around here are:
- bring beer
- don't say Hawai'i belongs to America
- bring beer
- strive to be a nipple twister
- all the women are bitchslappers
- bring beer
- flirt with all the women :brow:
- bring beer
- bring pizza
- bring beer
did I mention about the beer? ;)
Welcome aboard .. enjoy your flight
Scanty: fa la la la la ner ner ner is a guy ;)
ohhhhh, and welcome again :headbang:
Gato_Solo
10/01/02, 03:06pm
Why can't he say America belongs to Hawai'i? It's true, isn't it? ;)
Welcome Squiggy...BTW...Does that mean that Na is Laverne and Ku'u is Shirley? :laugh5: :bolt:
Welcome aboard, Squiggy! :D
what na said about sums it all up :headbang:
welcome to the boards and thanks for the beer :)
Scanty: fa la la la la ner ner ner is a guy ;)
And this is bad...how? :brow:
Don't make me pelt you with melons, Luis. :eek6:
*blushes* Thanks everyone. I haven't felt this welcome buy anyone since I won a few bucks in the lottery.
Yes na, you mentioned the beer... but I was much more interested in the nipples... :D
freako104
10/01/02, 03:13pm
hey squiggly nice to meet you. post lots! rock on!
i'm sure luis will enjoy being whalloped by your melons ;)
i'm sure luis will enjoy being whalloped by your melons ;)
yeah, I know. It's kind of hard to find some form of punishment that Luis doesn't enjoy, though... :rolleyes:
*blushes* Thanks everyone. I haven't felt this welcome buy anyone since I won a few bucks in the lottery.
Yes na, you mentioned the beer... but I was much more interested in the nipples... :D
like I said ... strive, dear boy ... strive :brow:
Welcome Squiggy. Beware the bitchslappers on your quest for the nipples. If done correctly, however the nipple twist is a very effective tool.
**Nipple twists Na for bringing a newbie**(that's not a bad thing)
Thanks Na. :D
*throws a melon at PT for nipple-twisting na*
:D :P
**Catches the melon and savors it.**
Thanks Scanty. :D
Welcome Squiggy. Beware the bitchslappers on your quest for the nipples. If done correctly, however the nipple twist is a very effective tool.
**Nipple twists Na for bringing a newbie**(that's not a bad thing)
Thanks Na. :D
*makes a list of more people to bring over*
;)
yeah, I know. It's kind of hard to find some form of punishment that Luis doesn't enjoy, though... :rolleyes:
ohhh i love when you roll your eyes that way :D :D
unclehobart
10/01/02, 03:49pm
Heya. Are ye from the Apple users forum?
Hi unclehobart. No..not Apple users...I try not to think that hard.
Hi unclehobart. No..not Apple users...I try not to think that hard.
:D
yer a geek .. you know it :D
unclehobart
10/01/02, 04:00pm
There are 2 posts over at emaculation.com under the name of squiggy. Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an IMac dabbler!
Me? Used to be... till my matrix head delivery vertical hinge pin fell out.
hey Squig ... turn on your AIM ...
No unclehobart..tis not I...
*has never heard of emaculation.com*
*bitchslaps self*
mine was off :D
Squiggy ... my stoopid AIM won't stay on *bitchslaps AIM*
unclehobart
10/01/02, 04:10pm
http://www.advogato.org/person/squiggy/
You can find some pretty freaky stuff out on the web.
Hey, Squiggy, good to see you found your way into this mess, now the big question is, can you handle the smell? :sick:
*there's only one Squiggy* ;)
So does this mean he's a regular now? Can we go back to normal yet?
14 posts is well below the average posts-per-member, but 14 is well above the median (131 members have less than that), so I think he qualifies! :headbang:
Woohoooo! Let the G*** Fu**ing begin!
Shadowfax
10/01/02, 04:28pm
welcome aboard! hope you'll survive between those bitchslappers :D
*ducks*
hehe :D she mis....*SLAP*
argh....*falls down*
ok, watch out for that left handed slap....:eek:
Oh, and welcome! :D :headbang:
:lol: at fury and PT
:headbang:
welcome aboard! hope you'll survive between those bitchslappers :D
*looks at my breastessess* ... why you calling my girls "bitchslappers"?
ohh .. you weren't talking about them .. :blush:
ahh .. well .. carry on ... :brow:
Shadowfax
10/01/02, 04:52pm
who said i wasn't talking 'bout them?
you slapped me pretty well with that left one :brow:
samcurry
10/01/02, 04:58pm
Welcome to the boards squiggy, hve fun, be careful of the girls. As nice and sweet as they are.... :D
:rofl:
Hi Squiggy :wave:
:hug: If na likes you, ... well, that says it all. :D
:brow: @ Shadow
Squiggy - this is sam, Admin extraordinaire ... I like to grope him .. err.. I mean hug him ;)
hehehe .. ku'u is my best friend ... we work together, live on the same property, and raise our kids together .. before you start thinking we're "special life partners" (not that there's anything wrong with that [/Seinfeld impersonation]), she's betroved (sp?) to my cousin ... :)
yeah, yeah, we know.
I can still have the little lesbian coconut oil fantasies, right?
yes, my favorite cabana boy :D
of course you can PT *makes coconut-bra-banging-together-noises*
:brow:
What do I look like, chopped liver? :D
You've all been too nice...Not used to this (except for na. Shes always nice) Glad to meet everyone and I think I'll make myself at home. *kicks off his...nevermind, I'm already nekid*
hehehe .. don't forget the beer .. how else are we gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you?
:brow:
:crying3:
Goddamit, fury, don't use that smilie on me! You know it gets me every time!
Oh jeez.
:hug:
There are 2 posts over at emaculation.com under the name of squiggy. Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an IMac dabbler!
btw Unc, what are you doing at an Apple Users' site? *curious*
*was wondering the same thing*
Are you making the switch, unc? :D
samcurry
10/01/02, 06:51pm
I like it when Na grops me. err im mean hugs me. yea, yea thats the ticket.
hehehe .. don't forget the beer .. how else are we gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you?
:brow:
I show up nekid and I haven't made it easy enough? Have another beer, quick.... :D
You know it gets me every time!
Exactly :brow:
You've all been too nice...Not used to this (except for na. Shes always nice) Glad to meet everyone and I think I'll make myself at home. *kicks off his...nevermind, I'm already nekid*
My god you people. Three hours. We get a new member and you've got him nekkid in three hours. Shameful. What the hell took you so long?
*innocent grin*
don't look at me .. I told him to arrive nekid ... at least I wasn't forced to undress him with my teeth ;)
btw, PT, as the Brigadier General Nipple Twister, how long before Squiggy makes the ranks of "Nipple Twister"?
Well, seeing as how he hasn't enlisted yet, not sure. We had to end the draft, something about unconstitutional thing or somethin like that.
then I think we need to call to order a constitutional convention ... we can't let the Nipple Twisters die out ... ;)
ARRESTED: All the posters on this thread, me excluded[/siz]
Crime: Excessive Brow use
Punishment: FOR THE GIRLS - To spend the rest of your life making a television documentary series called 'A Day in the Life of a Dildo'
FOR THE BOYS - 2 years working as Dubya's personal arse wiper.
unclehobart
10/01/02, 07:46pm
*was wondering the same thing*
Are you making the switch, unc? :DI goggled 'squiggy' to see what would pop up besides Laverne and Shirley.
unclehobart
10/01/02, 07:50pm
*was wondering the same thing*
Are you making the switch, unc? :DTo what? Apple? eiw. Only if I was getting into animation or desktop publishing as a profession ... otherwise its just chucking an extra 1000 clams out the door for a white plastic shell.
unclehobart
10/01/02, 07:52pm
ARRESTED: All the posters on this thread, me excluded[/siz]
Crime: Excessive Brow use
Punishment: FOR THE GIRLS - To spend the rest of your life making a television documentary series called 'A Day in the Life of a Dildo'
FOR THE BOYS - 2 years working as Dubya's personal arse wiper.What about those of us whom have n'er used the brow... ever?
:brow:
I think I'm excluded cause my bond of the avatars was paid in full
:brow:
hehehehe
Ohh, I haven't used the brow, can I be the director of that documentary? PLEASE? Pretty PLEASE?
*was wondering the same thing*
Are you making the switch, unc? :DTo what? Apple? eiw. Only if I was getting into animation or desktop publishing as a profession ... otherwise its just chucking an extra 1000 clams out the door for a white plastic shell.
and the last time you've used a Mac was .......
Don't question The Brow Keeper. :D
The Brow Keeper's going to bed now, anyway...
unclehobart
10/01/02, 08:03pm
3 months ago. Theyre about as rare as civil civil servants.
ARRESTED: All the posters on this thread, me excluded[/siz]
Crime: Excessive Brow use
Punishment: FOR THE GIRLS - To spend the rest of your life making a television documentary series called 'A Day in the Life of a Dildo'
FOR THE BOYS - 2 years working as Dubya's personal arse wiper.What about those of us whom have n'er used the brow... ever?
THROW THE BOOK AT 'EM ANYWAY SCANTY!!! JUST FOR QUESTIONING YOUR AUTHORITY!!!!
My god you people. Three hours. We get a new member and you've got him nekkid in three hours. Shameful. What the hell took you so long?
PT...I was nekid when I got here....I'm usually nekid...but, the thought of being undressed by na's teeth...hmmmmm
unclehobart
10/01/02, 08:08pm
I did?
3 months ago. Theyre about as rare as civil civil servants.
guess pay-back's a bitch, huh?
unclehobart
10/01/02, 08:10pm
3 months ago. Theyre about as rare as civil civil servants.
guess pay-back's a bitch, huh? :confuse3:
OK na...Im dressed...You can start whenever you wish
Then on to some nipple twisting. Seems I have some ground to cover...
we'll pick it up tomorrow, Squig ... I gotta get to class, which is a good thing right about now ... I'm really glad you decided to join us here :)
excuses, excuses...hehe...Thanks for the invite, na. Glad I came by.
unclehobart
10/01/02, 08:25pm
3 months ago. Theyre about as rare as civil civil servants.
guess pay-back's a bitch, huh? :confuse3:m'kay. I guess I don't get an explanation.
Hey! I didn't overuse the brow!
I took a perfect opportunity to use the brow!
You know it gets me every time!Exactly :brow:
Tell me that isn't a perfectly fine usage of the brow and I'll use that smilie again! :crying3:
hehehe .. don't forget the beer .. how else are we gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you?
:brow:
I LIKE how you think!
Hey Squiggy!! Ready for a grope..eh.. group hug? ;)
hehehe .. don't forget the beer .. how else are we gonna get you drunk and take advantage of you?
:brow:
I LIKE how you think!
Hey Squiggy!! Ready for a grope..eh.. group hug? ;)Yep :hug:
Thats a trick question...Right? Always, Spirit...always... :D
**GROPE**
ahhh... much better.
Welcome to the boards ;)
Thank you...I needed that...*floats off without touching the ground*
3 months ago. Theyre about as rare as civil civil servants.
guess pay-back's a bitch, huh? :confuse3:m'kay. I guess I don't get an explanation.[/quote]
Rob, you have a PM
Squiggy - that's Spirit ... you'd be hard pressed to find a better groper (pun intended) :D I didn't introduce you to greenfreak yet either *bitchslap self* .. she's from NYC ... hella cool :)
then there's Nixy - she's my long-lost baby sister ... don't know if you met her yet ...
and you know Leslie ... good form, I think was your comment :D
*thinking* ... you didn't meet halamikage yet .. she'll be in tomorrow or Thursday. She works with me and ku'u
who did I forget?
there's shadow who's my father, but not really my father ...
then there's psycho who's my on-again-off-again lover ...
then there's um ... oh crap ... just read this (http://otcentral.xibase.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2874&highlight=soap+opera)
oh, and i can't forget the Gato-the-houseboy & PT-the-cabanabanana :D
:D:D:D
I was introducing the gropers .. err.. I mean the [i]girls[/b] ...
You're on your own in meeting the men :D
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Who am I kissing btw?
Thanks ku"u...I was hoping he wasn't aiming those things at me... :D
With LL you just never know :D
Thanks ku"u...I was hoping he wasn't aiming those things at me... :DDon't be afraid! I can be soft and gentle too! Want a hug?
Yikes, just realized Squiggy is male... Sorrry! I'd still hug you if you want though. :)
hehe...I'll pass LL. but I'll shake your hand and thank you for the offer...
hehe...I'll pass LL. but I'll shake your hand and thank you for the offer...As you wish, I can do that too :) Pity we don't have a handshake smiley.
:handshake:
WELCOME!!!
Sorry I wasn't here earlier but I was busy doing much homework [mutters]God damn fucking idiot of a girl I am going into engineering. bye bye social life for 5 years. especially if i keep procrastinating *bitchslaps self*[/muttering] WEll, I was HONESTLY trying to do HW but it turned into cleaning my entire room, taking a nap and taking pictures of myself with my webcam whilst my fan was blowing my hair and making it look all sexy like.....
Maybe if I get a good nipple twisting I'll post some for you guys! :D
*Twists nixy's nipples as well as he can* OK...unass the pictures now :D
Thanks for the welcome Nixy. Its much appreciated.
ohhhh and what a welcome you got, 3 pages :eek:
:headbang:
Sure was nice..Thanks to everyone. You sure know how to welcome someone... :D
Sure was nice..Thanks to everyone. You sure know how to welcome someone... :DThat we do. Sorry if I appeared weird at first. :D
Not a problem LL. I've made that mistake myself... :D
who did I forget?
:crying3:
Shadowfax
10/02/02, 09:06am
who did I forget?
me :crying3:
Your not a girl, Shadow. :D
Shadowfax
10/02/02, 09:17am
o fuck :D
misread :D
thanks for letting me know, scanty :D
Letting you know that you weren't a girl?
No problem. :D
Gato_Solo
10/02/02, 09:19am
Scanty...aren't you supposed to be studying? ;)
Shadowfax
10/02/02, 09:21am
she was studying on...erm...something else ;)
Scanty...aren't you supposed to be studying? ;)
:confuse3:
Studying what?
*walks in a looks around*
*takes a seat*
Gato_Solo
10/02/02, 09:24am
You, too, Shadowfax...Don't you have homework? ;)
Kay, I officially don't get it.
What is this studying thing? I have absolutely nothing to study. :confuse3:
Shadowfax
10/02/02, 09:38am
you don't have school or something? :confuse3:
No. I'm not at school. :confuse3:
Gato_Solo
10/02/02, 09:46am
But you said...in another thread...how you were staring at your notes... now I'm :confused:
I'm writing a book. Or I'm supposed to be. I'm having writer's problems. N'mind, it doesn't matter. :)
who did I forget?
:crying3:
holy crap, Scanty, I'm sooo sorry! I thought you'd already introduced yourself ...
Squiggy - this here is Scanty, a hella cool chica from England ... how do I know she's hella cool? She likes Moons ... and Incubus ;)
Hi Scanty...Nice to meet you. *Tips his imaginery hat*...Sorry I'm so late getting here today. i was up all night catching up on past threads so I would know whats going on here. :D I need coffee BAD....*Shuffles to the kitchen with hopes of finding a freshly brewed pot*
halamikage
10/03/02, 06:23am
Hey Squiggy! Welcome to the board...had to say HI! :wave:
Now its back to striving to be a Baywatch babe. But not before this :toast:
Thank you halamikage. Nice to meet people you share things in common with. I live around a corner too. :D So...do you wear socks too?
Thank you halamikage. Nice to meet people you share things in common with. I live around a corner too. :D So...do you wear socks too?Socks eh? Not me...
Well...to be honest, I only wear them when I'm swimming.
Justintime
10/03/02, 01:55pm
christ i'm late, but hello still!
Better late than REALLY late...Thanks Justin. :D
Thank you halamikage. Nice to meet people you share things in common with. I live around a corner too. :D So...do you wear socks too?
socks? if memory serves me right ... nixy is the one that likes to wear socks ... and only socks ;) :D
Shadowfax
10/03/02, 04:05pm
:eek2:
I agree with Shadow... Always inspired by original fashions like that.
Yes, I feel sexier if I am wearing only socks than if I am wearing nothing at all.
hehe...when you dress like that...Makes me feel sexier too... :D
:D
Are you from Hawaii btw Squiggy or do you know Na from online?
I know her from online...Wish I was from Hawaii though.
Yes, I feel sexier if I am wearing only socks than if I am wearing nothing at all.
I guess I should go out and buy me some socks then ... I don't think I even own a pair!! :D
I sell sox. I'll fit you personally and make sure they match... :D I'll even let you have them "on the house".
Ku'u you sound like my mom!
She NEVER wears socks! Not even in her boots in the winter! She went YEARS ANS YEARS without EVER putting on a pair of socks. Now she only wears them to work because steel toes boots without socks is BAD. They come off AS SOON as she gets home though! :D
I don't own socks 'cause I don't wear shoes :eek: :D
But if Squigg wants to come on over and fit me ... well, I'm all his :D
I've got some Pink Panther socks. :headbang:
You always wear sandals?
Nope, not even sandals :D
I wear these ... local "must-haves"
http://otcentral.xibase.com/phpbb/download.php?id=1346
http://otcentral.xibase.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2910&highlight=slippers
I've got some Pink Panther socks. :headbang:
Sounds good to me Scanty but thats all you're allowed to wear... :D
Yes, as LL said they are called flip flops
I also clasify those as sandals though.....
wow, Nixy, are you into electronics? :eek:
halamikage
10/04/02, 05:59am
Thank you halamikage. Nice to meet people you share things in common with. I live around a corner too. :D So...do you wear socks too?
Socks, sure I'll do socks...only if you come over to fit them on me. :brow:
halamikage
10/04/02, 06:04am
Nope, not even sandals :D
I wear these ... local "must-haves"
These, what we call slippers, are definately "must haves" in the eyes of locals here in Hawai'i. One, two, or three plus pairs of them...you never know when they will break on you. Then when its cold, we just put on a pair of socks, slip on the slippers and out the door. Ahhh...the simple pleasures :D
Socks with sandals / flip flops is not thx. :sick:
Shadowfax
10/04/02, 09:23am
wow, Nixy, are you into electronics? :eek:
that's the first thing I thought about when i read flip flops :D
So geek :D
*Heads over to Miki's for a personal sock fitting*
I don't know how flip flops are related to electronics....
Yes, as LL said they are called flip flops
I also clasify those as sandals though.....
i thought you meant that you also clasified "flip flops" as sandals. :D
Anyway, a flip flop is an electronic component capable of "holding" one bit of data, it is mainly used in computer memory.
Yes, as LL said they are called flip flops
I also clasify those as sandals though.....
What the hell kind of name is flip flop?
They're slippers :P
:D
halamikage
10/05/02, 07:28am
*Heads over to Miki's for a personal sock fitting*
Ooooh, aaaaah, Squigg that feels great!
More, more, I want more! :D
Welcome Squiggy :D
* gets back into the Custom Delorian and heads back to present day *
:rofl: You weren't supposed to bump it ...But thanks. I feel soooo welcome now. :D :beerbang:
What are old threads for other than to be bumped and confused people by being current again ;)
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