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My boyfriend and I were talking about building a house together on his property one day.
He says as long as he has a loft upstairs with a spiral staircase, he's happy.
I say as long as I have a nice bathroom with a huge tub I can soak comfortably in, I'm happy.
What would be in your dream house?
oh my, you ask this of the architect?!
not going there... :D :D
JACUZZI no question. Had one, lived without one, have one again praise the gods. :D Don't care if it's a shack, has to have a jacuzzi. And a dishwasher. And a garburator however you spell it. Almost forgot - and a houseboy.
Well, ris, at least I'll know who to go to for advice :D
Oh, I forgot to mention that I want a wraparound porch with a deck that sets the mood for some evening wine/beer.
Originally posted by L. Summerton
JACUZZI no question. Had one, lived without one, have one again praise the gods. :D Don't care if it's a shack, has to have a jacuzzi. And a dishwasher. And a garburator however you spell it. Almost forgot - and a houseboy.
Any preference for your houseboy? I'm evisioning someone tall, dark, & muscular. :D
(Hey if you have a houseboy, you won't need a dishwasher) :D
Originally posted by kuulani
Well, ris, at least I'll know who to go to for advice :D
Nah... he told me today he designs little boxes. I'd steer clear... ;)
MuFu.
oh yes you do, if he's tall, dark and muscular you want him to have time for something other than housework, right? :D :D
that's exactly what I was picturing with a latin accent of some sort of course. I wasn't envisioning him doing the dishes though.......
:D
greenfreak
4/25/02, 12:31am
Tons and tons and tons of windows and definately my own green room (greenhouse inside the house) and a big porch.
Leslie is gonna end up on the street after her husband finds out about her "houseboy."
:roll2:
*snicker* not likely, he'll have the nanny
:rofl2:
Nice marriage... :rolleyes:
We like it! :headbang: :)
* edited to remove unnecessessary comments.
Gato_Solo
4/25/02, 09:15am
I'm 5'8", 190 pounds, and can speak Spanish somewhat...
unclehobart
4/25/02, 10:30am
5'8 ? Hm... I always pictured you as 5' 11' 210. Is your head mirror shaved, ground close, or simple 1 inch clean military style?
5'8" - 190 lbs.? Dude, I'm 5'9" - 141 lbs.
:jump:
Gato bulked up at work. And Gato wears combat boots and hopefully commando pants for a living :love:
Gato_Solo
4/25/02, 12:07pm
I've actually LOST 20 pounds over the past 6 weeks. Guess that's what happens when you spend a lot of your time wearing a flak vest and helmet in 80+ degree weather...and THAT was just for Practice.
*picturing Gato as a houseboy*
:rofl:
:D
Gato_Solo
4/25/02, 04:13pm
As long as I get 3 hots, a cot, all the sex I can handle, and a place to swim, I'd be happy... :P
greenfreak
4/25/02, 05:50pm
Man o man stop giving me visual images of Gato, I can't stop picturing him now, glistening with sweat during practice... :eek: ;)
I think I've been married too long, my first thought upon reading that was the state of his underwear and socks :laugh: ugh
But then I got my head together and remembered what's important, that he was glistening :D
Gato_Solo
4/26/02, 10:15am
*sniff* Houseboys do NOT wear underwear. We parade around in terrycloth towels, just barely covering our...nevermind... :D
Originally posted by Gato_Solo
parade around in terrycloth towels, just barely covering our...nevermind... :D
:licklips:
:D
I would have a bar with a tap of Mountain Dew and a blender
and i would have an air-conditioned soundproof room to put servers in
Aunty Em
11/10/02, 08:34pm
It would have to be built using all the latest enviromentally friendly technology and sustainable materials where possible, with a grey water system for things like toilets etc. which don't require potable water, solar panels for electricity production, underfloor heating, quadrurple glazing, extra efficient cavity and roof insultation, etc :) Nice and inexpensive to run.
A jacuzzi, a sauna and a large walk in shower would be nice too.
I would make mine out of lead
I would have no sewer, i would just dump watse into a nearby lake
also i would have fireplaces that let out as much smoke as possible... )
I would have a deck on the roof with a 100-foot long waterslide ending in a huge pool D
but no houseboys D
If i ever build it i will invite all of you over for a swim in the pool [and then i will release the anglerfish... behead]
halamikage
11/11/02, 04:49am
New house! How exciting!
As long as I have a sunken livingroom, a big bathroom and a wrap around porch...I'd be a happy woman. Oh yeah, and one of those tubs that I can lie down and be comfy. :D
:lol: aaah, so this is where gato started as houseboy!
Professur
7/26/05, 12:51pm
So where are we with building that house?
my dream home is big.
http://www.co.anoka.mn.us/EconomicDevelopment/stadium/concept-drawings-medium.asp#stadium
Professur
7/26/05, 02:10pm
Frig that. I want someplace with Unc's entrance and staircase. HL's pool, and Cat's property line.
Frig that. I want someplace with Unc's entrance and staircase. HL's pool, and Cat's property line.
:thumbup:
SouthernN'Proud
7/26/05, 02:26pm
Screw big.
My dream house is isolated. I wanna be able to fire a cannon from the front yard and the cannonball come down between me and the nearest neighbor.
Professur
7/26/05, 02:31pm
Hell, I can do that right now. (or at least, I could, if it wouldn't get me 3 to 5). Just fire the bastard straight up.
SouthernN'Proud
7/26/05, 02:34pm
Then amend the specs, to wit:
when fired at a 45 degree angle.
Sorry, I just would prefer to not have to deal with anybody afoot until I was ready to deal with them.
Professur
7/26/05, 02:36pm
Well, if you're gonna go firing cannon at them, you're gonna be patching the driveway alot.
SouthernN'Proud
7/26/05, 02:38pm
It would only be fired at some people.
If it'd keep them away I'd patch every driveway in the county.
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