congrats to MitchSchaft for the big 1,000!!! [Archive]

Luis G

9/26/02, 02:26pm

(notice the right spelling for his username ;) )

congrats dude :headbang:

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 02:29pm

See what insomnia brings? It's the devil...

Luis G

9/26/02, 02:30pm

^^ his 1,000th post :headbang:

nalani

9/26/02, 02:34pm

congrats :headbang:

Shadowfax

9/26/02, 02:50pm

congrats man :hairbng2:

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 02:51pm

I'm not a post whore, though. I'm a post prostitute. Or an entrepreneur.

Shadowfax

9/26/02, 02:54pm

hehe, that's how it all starts....:D

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:05pm

:band:

"Congrats mitchschaft...you hit one-thousand...fa la la...and that's amazing...fa la la...you're entitled to a weekend's trip to Honolulu with a French hooker, contracetives supplied, fa la la la..."

9/26/02, 03:06pm

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 03:06pm

Damn, you're hot :D

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:09pm

Heh...I think MitchSchaft likes you, PT

And I did actually send you prizes for your milestones. They're in the post. They've been in the post for about 10 years. Should get to you soon. :D

Courtesy of Scanty Mail Ltd - The worst postal service in the entire world. :headbang:

9/26/02, 03:10pm

10 years, you'll be 28, I'll be 42. Hell yeah, it won't even look like I'm robbing the cradle then. :hairbang:

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 03:12pm

I'll be 34 :D . I'm old!

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:13pm

Hey, some of my friends used to date 32-year olds. :shrug:

And no, that's not an invitation. :D

9/26/02, 03:14pm

Yeah, well if you don't can I have some of your friends addresses? Pics first, of course.

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:15pm

JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING BOARD IS FUCKING UP LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :mad2:

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:16pm

Yeah, well if you don't can I have some of your friends addresses? Pics first, of course.

Nah, they were all of the 'nice personality' variety of woman. :D

9/26/02, 03:16pm

Got any friends as good looking as you?

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:18pm

:blush:

My friends now are pretty. I think so, anyway.

Jeslek

9/26/02, 03:19pm

:blush:

My friends now are pretty. I think so, anyway.Girls dig other girls. At least in my mind.

9/26/02, 03:19pm

I can give them a new life in AMERICA. Me love you long time.

insert penis here

9/26/02, 03:21pm

Well done. Go destroy something beautiful to celebrate. :headbang:

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:21pm

I Me love you long time.

:laugh:

Can give you good time. Take you many place, uh?

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 03:22pm

Smartass, I destroy pieces of paper :D.

9/26/02, 03:27pm

I Me love you long time.

:laugh:

Can give you good time. Take you many place, uh?

10 dollar. 8 dollar?

Scanty

9/26/02, 03:29pm

2 dollar, 2 dollar. Take it, uh? Too expensive, la.

Whoops, that went a bit Malaysian, lol.

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 03:31pm

Hey, keep your genitals out of my thread!

9/26/02, 03:32pm

Hey Mitch, I forgot you were in here, Congrats on the 1k.

Guess this was supposed to be about you, huh?

9/26/02, 03:32pm

2 dollar, 2 dollar. Take it, uh? Too expensive, la.

Whoops, that went a bit Malaysian, lol.

2 dollar?!?

2 dollar, 2 girls.

MitchSchaft

9/26/02, 03:35pm

I'm the prostitute!

9/26/02, 03:37pm

You ARE? :eek:

insert penis here

9/26/02, 04:01pm

Sucky-sucky, 60 baht.

Scanty

9/26/02, 04:28pm

suin-moy, anyone?

lol :D

insert penis here

9/26/02, 04:33pm

Yeah, ok. I'll swop you for this piece of long-yook. :D

insert penis here

9/26/02, 04:33pm

(It's really LONG)

Scanty

9/26/02, 04:34pm

No thanks. I'm fine with my Rotty Chan-High.

insert penis here

9/26/02, 04:41pm

:rofl2:

Rambutan?

insert penis here

9/26/02, 04:42pm

Ice Kachang (with bits)?

unclehobart

9/26/02, 04:44pm

I'll throw in a 2 quid bid for the knickers off the rotty chan-high

Scanty

9/26/02, 04:45pm

Yeah and sweetcorn and that green puke-slush.

Mmmm. :licklips: *puke2*