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fury
9/25/02, 02:58pm
What do you plan on taking as your normal form?

I'd probably stick with being a cat, like in the animal thread. But I'd probably want to be a tripod (with hard metal-like legs with a sharp edge) just as much as I'm a cat. They can sleep standing up, and run REALLY fast.
Gonz
9/28/02, 12:40am
a dildo.
Jeslek
9/28/02, 12:42am
a dildo.Those can be misused you know... Personally, I don't know... eagle, or apache helecopter... or an F-117.
Gonz
9/28/02, 12:44am
]Those can be misused you know...

As a dildo I wouldn't care as long as I was being used. :D
fury
9/28/02, 02:33am
Oh come on, with 3 sharp metal legs, you can do anything you want! Bust holes through any kind of wall, climb up a building, hold a hot chick hostage and threaten to kill her if she doesn't flash you her mongos, the list goes on. :brow:
Gonz
9/28/02, 10:21pm
no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten :D
Gato_Solo
9/30/02, 10:57am
no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten :D

Until somebody slathers you with 'Anal-Ez'... :D
unclehobart
9/30/02, 11:33am
no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten :D

Until somebody slathers you with 'Anal-Ez'... :DThis is different from any other day... how?
Gonz
9/30/02, 08:29pm
Gato, as long as it's a hole & I'm a piece of flesh pleasuring plastic, who cares :D

unc :P
Gato_Solo
10/01/02, 11:36am
Geez, Gonz...Does that mean you want to be a sh*t-head? :D :laugh5: :rofl:
Gonz
10/01/02, 11:38am
you mean I'm not? :jump:

nalani, you lied to me ;)
whoreable
10/01/02, 02:39pm
:thumbdn:
Leslie
10/02/02, 12:26am
I think you're right, fury, I'd like to be a cat too :D
Luis G
10/02/02, 12:35am
i'd like to be.........a beer :D