View Full Version : In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....
Heres the deal. Each person will post a question to the answer in the previous post, and then post an answer for the next person to create a question for. I will start:
A: Scanty
Q: Who is that cute chick?
A : Chocolate milk? Why not?
insert penis here
9/25/02, 02:02pm
Q: Why the hell would you want to drink Chocolate Milk?
A: I prefer to walk.
Q: I run faster than you do.
A: only 50 bucks!?
Shadowfax
9/25/02, 02:05pm
Q: This woman doesn't charge a lot extra for bondage...
A: Because I don't have blue hair
Q: Why didn't you get the Senior Citizens discount?
A: The goat was already there, I swear.
insert penis here
9/25/02, 02:10pm
Q: Why is that goat on your cock?
A: Cumquat.
Q: What did you call IPH?
A: The CIA.
Shadowfax
9/25/02, 02:18pm
Q: Who is responsible for the abduction of Elvis?
A: The man on the moon
insert penis here
9/25/02, 02:21pm
Q: Who bones the woman on the moon?
A: Nothing I can think of.
Shadowfax
9/25/02, 02:22pm
Q: Is there anything that makes women want you, IPH?
A: Yeah, it's very shag-a-delic :headbang:
Q: What's with you and the cow Sf?
A: Because santa-claus doesn't exist...
Shadowfax
9/25/02, 02:25pm
Q: Why can't I go to the north pole mommy?
A: A clear blue sky :)
Q: What turns you on?
A: Because I am bigger.
Q: Please don't say "A clear blue sky" again.
A: They used to, but don't anymore.
Q: Is IPH and Shadowfax still dating the same girl?
A: Fire works.
insert penis here
9/25/02, 02:46pm
Q: I tried blowing my house down but it didn't work. Know anything that might?
A: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU STUPID SPACKTARD?!!
Q: Is that the goat you rented from Shadowfax?
A: Use balls made of lead, they work best.
Q: What should I use for Ben Wa Balls?
A: Any old soap should get it off.
insert penis here
9/25/02, 02:56pm
Q: How?
A: What?
Q: Can you hear me?
A: Yes, that was caused by ris' sheep.
Q: Is the reason for ....
A: Water all the way.
insert penis here
9/25/02, 03:08pm
Q: I love beer. How about you?
A: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky
Q: Did you have sexual relations with that woman, Miss. Spears?
A: Fuck
Q: Any comments on you being tied to a tree?
A: The phone is ringing.
Q: Why are you fapping?
A: Google
Q: What did LL say when he was 2.... actually, 19 years old?
A: Cool! Chips!
Q: Look what I found in the couch?
A: No more for me, thanks
Q: Want more cum? :rofl2:
A: Blood
Q Want some more lubricant?
A Moo!
[Edit]
Ok, that was meant for PT's post, but this is actually better D
Q: What is that in your back seat?
A: Only on Saturdays.
Psycho, thats sick!!! :D
Q: When does PuterTutor bath/shower?
A: extra strong flavor
Q: Why is this thread going too fast?
A: Yes, you may call me a post-whore :cool:
Q: Can I call you...?
A: 69
Q: How many women did you turn down?
A: Trees.
Q: What doess your favorite fantasy involve?
A: KY
(I'm looking for trouble, I know :D )
Q: What did you forget when you started to bleed?
A: Dong.
Q: What's the answer to everything?
A: Carrot-cleaner.
Q: What does IPH use to wash his hair?
A: beer
Q: What ensure a stable economy in Britain?
A: Comb-overs
Q: I don't know the word....
A: rope
Q: What do you use to tie a naked person to a tree?
A: pig
Q: What tastes good for some people?
A: high voltage current
Q: What happens when an idiot kid sticks a metal ruler in a socket?
A: Incubus
Q: What noun can you make from incubator? (OK so I don't listen to them)
A: love
Q: What makes the world go round?
A: Boredom
Q: Whats the worst thing in the world?
A: zee
Q: Whats the name of that pornstar, Ona ?
A: Watermelon
Q: What fruit is the size of my breasts?
A: Nekkid
edit: arse. Too quick for me, Nix! :D
Q: How are you streaking tonight?
A: Hell yeah :headbang:
Q: Want be to tie ya up and %@&^ your $*&^?
A: Did you have fun fucking Psycho?
Edited for spelling.
Q: want me to wax your balls?
A: pain
Q: *ahem* ?
A: this damn project
Q: What is Luis' favorite thing in the world right now?
A: It sucks.
Q: what does a goat do to LL?
A: i don't dare to write it here
:D
Q: My feelings towards LL
A: roses
Q: A bon jovi song is: bed of ........
A: water
Q: Mexican version of KY....
A: socks
insert penis here
9/25/02, 09:02pm
Q: What was Socrates' nickname?
A: I will if you will. ;)
Q: Want to fuck IPH? :rofl2: (You left that wide open for attack man)
A: sounding
insert penis here
9/25/02, 09:44pm
Q: Say "sounding" if you like it hard and fast in the poohole.
(Left that one WIDE OPEN man, sorry...) ;)
A: Flange
Look, first, I'm not that WIDE, and second, what is a flange?
Stop Laughing
9/25/02, 09:54pm
A way to misspell what a finger or toe would be classified as, obviously. :P :D
A Gorilla :D
Q: What is IPH's favorite pet?
A: pop can
Stop Laughing
9/25/02, 10:03pm
What can substitute as an instant explosive?
A: Earlobe
insert penis here
9/25/02, 10:07pm
Q: What would The Earl Of Bradford's title be if he received an O.B.E.?
A: mc^2
Q: What am I.., err, Einstein famous for?
A: neutron
Stop Laughing
9/25/02, 10:10pm
:fart: :D
A: Steve
Q: What will soon take over the world?
A: Matt Damon
freako104
9/26/02, 10:23am
q:whos that star in dogma and saving pvt ryan?
a:evil
Q: What is the creative force behind Umpa Lumpas?
A: grapes
insert penis here
9/26/02, 10:50am
Q: Which pub did I go to last night?
A: Mangosteen
Q: What do you get if you put the words 'mango' and 'steen' together? :P
A: Art Garfunkel
insert penis here
9/26/02, 11:06am
Q: Who's haircut inspired Shadowfax's recent mop?
A: You're too young to smoke, AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAARGHHHAHAHAHAA!!!!! :retard:
Q: You think maybe I should try lube, cause I don't think it's normal for skin to smoke.
A: :hairbng2:
Q: :headbang:
A: Nah, that probably won't fit...
Q: They just don't make a condom big enough for me. Should I try the wrapping from a package of Bob Evans sausage patties?
A: Sure, I'll touch your mongos, Scanty.
Q: Hey, will anyone help me with my maths homework?
A: bananas
Q: What fits best in your... umm.. you know? :eek: (Couldn't resist, sorry :D)
A: No thanks, my arm's already sore from all the fapping.
Q: Wanna help us post-whoring again?
A: bonding :P
Q: What's your favorite activity to do with Shadowfax?
A: Off Topic Central, of course! :headbang:
insert penis here
9/26/02, 12:43pm
Q: Where do you live?
A: Ass nugget.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: vaseline
insert penis here
9/26/02, 12:57pm
Q: What's that inbetween your toes?
A: One ENORMOUS breast!
Q: What's one mattress they won't show on those infomercials on TV?
A: It sucks!
insert penis here
9/26/02, 01:17pm
Q: Suppose there is no such thing as gravity. Why don't we all just fall off the Earth?
A. Three from the top and two from the bottom please.
Q: Which anal toys do you want sir?
A: Don't even think about it...
insert penis here
9/26/02, 01:52pm
Q: Can I try out my newly purchased anal toys on you please?
A: 1967 Shelby Mustang GT-500 :headbang:
Q: Name a car...
A: friends
insert penis here
9/26/02, 02:13pm
DP.
insert penis here
9/26/02, 02:13pm
Q: Think of a word beginning with "F".
A: Think of a word beginning with "F".
MitchSchaft
9/26/02, 02:14pm
Feril?
Q: What would you like to do?
A: Yes, mary slaughtered her lamb and ate it.
Shadowfax
9/26/02, 02:43pm
Q: was mary mentally retarded?
A: 8"? :eek:
Q: Mine is 8", how 'bout yours?
A: Iced tea.
MitchSchaft
9/26/02, 02:45pm
Q: psycho's anus is 8"
A: LL's favorite food.
Q: What do you get if you mix together a room full of leather and a horny Irish sheep?
A: Bum fluff
MitchSchaft
9/26/02, 02:55pm
:confuse3:
Look you British guys, cut the shitty slang, we don't get it and it makes impossible to have this thread going.
Q: --- I don't know, I don't know what that words mean ---
A: British
Q: LL hates all the .......
A: yeah, capitalism sucks :P
Look you British guys, cut the shitty slang, we don't get it and it makes impossible to have this thread going.
OOOOoooOOOoooOOO
Jeez, keep your knickers on. Do you know why you're so tetchy about that? It's because you think we do it on purpose. Actually, I had no idea that it wasn't used everywhere.
Oh, an erm...
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Also, I had no idea what to say for 'Mangosteen' but I just made it up anyway.
Lost your imagination, much? :D
Q: Freedom sucks eh? And...
A: Mexico
Q: What do you think of the US - Mexico trade agreement, Luis?
A: Not anymore. Used to though.
Q: Do you like meat?
A: Not right now, maybe tonight.
Q: What is the creative force behind Umpa Lumpas?
Woohoo! I'm not the only ones that think the Umpa Lumpas are evil :headbang:
*shivers* Okay, lets not talk about Umpa Lumpas anymore. :D
Q: You fapping again, LL?
A: Every other day.
Q: How often do you comb your hair?
A: *splash*
insert penis here
9/26/02, 04:24pm
Q: Favourite Daryl Hannah movie?
A: ZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZzz...
Q: What is the square root of 3029?
A: Blubber
Q: What rhymes with Flubber?
A: Peanut Butter
Q: Disgusting thing to eat...
A: That taste is distinctly asparagus!
Q: WHo wants to put this in their mouth and have a suck?
A: Hamster rights
Q: What was that shit Scanty was talking about?
A: 2 Dollar
Q: Cost of one night with PuterTutor....
A: priceless
insert penis here
9/26/02, 05:03pm
Q: Picture of you kissing another dude in the showers, absolutely butt nekkid?
A: Help the aged.
Q: What do you do when your out of hope and nothing can save you or any of your friends and the whole worlds gonna end in two seconds and your ass is burning from too much curry and your hair is on fire?
A: Egg and cheese.
Q: (McD's Employee) What goes on the Egg and Cheese McMuffin?
A: 4 Hours?
insert penis here
9/26/02, 05:43pm
Q: How many hours is 30 minutes?
A: Hmm.. that's a perplexing one.
Q: When will I be normal?
A: Tuesday
insert penis here
9/26/02, 06:24pm
Q: Name a day that isn't Wednesday.
A: MMmmmm.... chickan, gooot!
Q: What can't IPH stop saying around the house?
A: My ass hurts.
insert penis here
9/26/02, 06:30pm
Q: Have you suffered any ill effects from talking non-stop, all day long?
A: Oral herpes.
Q: So what's your problem, then?
A: dick-splat
insert penis here
9/26/02, 06:44pm
Q: dick + anvil = ?
A: A perfect souffle.
insert penis here
9/26/02, 06:45pm
(If dick-splat = dick + anvil, then the dicks cancel and anvil = -splat. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!)
Q: I give and give and give and give. And all I ever ask for is...
A: Brass peanuts
insert penis here
9/26/02, 06:46pm
Q: Heaviest kind of peanut?
A: Raisins.
MitchSchaft
9/26/02, 06:50pm
A raisin is a nut?! I thought it was a grape!
insert penis here
9/26/02, 07:01pm
Mate, a raisin is a dried nut, everybody knows that. :rolleyes:
2000 posts, yeah!!!! :headbang:
Q: What do you get when you let grapes rot?
A: fap fap fap fap fap
Mate, a raisin is a dried nut, everybody knows that. :rolleyes:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eh...heh heh heh. :D
MitchSchaft
9/26/02, 07:09pm
lol, i don't care for raisins too much. ^^^slut
Mate, a raisin is a dried nut, everybody knows that. :rolleyes:um no
^^^ denseAre you calling a hot young Marine stud dense? :eek: :eek:
^^^slut
Heh. Well, that wasn't harsh...
it's true you know, a raisin is a dried nut.
:D :D
Q: What do you get when you let grapes rot?
A: fap fap fap fap fap
Q: LL, want to see a picture of me nekkid? :P
A: You're a dried nut.
Q: What am I?
A: Weirdo
Psycho: I'm honored. Send more pix plz... fap fap
it's true you know, a raisin is a dried nut.
:D :D
Yes.
Q: Do you know what a sultana is?
A: A sultana is a dried melon.
A RAISIN is a dried GRAPE
Raisin = Grape + sunlight
Grape != nut
therefore Raisin != nut
A RAISIN is a dried GRAPE
Raisin = Grape + sunlight
Grape != nut
therefore Raisin != nutExactly, the British are confusing their own language again :P :D
MitchSchaft
9/27/02, 07:57pm
You crazy bastards, a grape is a fruit.
That's what I was saying Mitch!
!= mean does NOT equal!
MitchSchaft
9/27/02, 08:33pm
DOH! I'll have to remember that.
I am l33t cause I know that! :D
MitchSchaft
9/27/02, 08:38pm
You're not l337 cause you knew what l337 is :D. I was wondering what the "!" was for!
i am l33t cause I knew what "!=" was! Get with the program!
MitchSchaft
9/27/02, 08:46pm
I hear ya. My statement still stands. I was just tellin you you're not l337 cause you use l337 :p.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ks
Fucking hell, you guys are :retard2: sometimes.
Fucking hell, you guys are :retard2: sometimes.:grinyes:
Please tell me you didn't think I actually believe a raisin is a dried peanut?! :D
IT'S A DRIED CASHEWNUT! :headbang:
MitchSchaft
9/28/02, 02:02am
No shit. I'm not as retarded as that **** over there.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ks
:rofl2:
Hey Mitchshaft.. look!! It's you!! -----> :rainfrow:
MitchSchaft
9/28/02, 02:14am
:headbang: :headbang: :coffee:
and another down, and another one down, another one bites the dust.....
holy onion :eek: been a while since I heard that song, my dad used to play it in the car all the time... :)
ah, sweet memories... *snif*
Thulsa Doom
10/17/03, 01:53am
Q: what do you say after youve had 4 sour memories in a row and you finally get a bunch of nice sweet ones.
A: because i like my zipper there...
BeardofPants
10/17/03, 02:30am
Why are there track marks all over the cat?
Because I stole it.
AlphaTroll
10/17/03, 02:57am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I can!
BeardofPants
10/17/03, 03:40am
Why did you stick the carrot up there?!
It's perfectly normal for a girl of my age to do that.
Q: Why do dogs lick their nuts?
A: Because they can! :lloyd:
BeardofPants
10/17/03, 03:47am
Why are the terriers chewing off Sharky's legs?
That's where it goes.
AlphaTroll
10/17/03, 03:50am
Why did you stick a potato up Sharky's ass?
Never on you're life!
hey baby, how 'bout a quickie in the disabled toilets?
well, just add another tomato.
Why do I have more potatos than tomatoes up my arse?
Fifteen meters.
AlphaTroll
10/17/03, 05:08am
I hear you're hung like a horse, so how big is it really?
Oh my GOD!
what do you think he'd say if i inserted an onion along with the tomato and potato?
so, cut you're toenails
why do i keep shredding the sheets.?????..
a pickle, a nail file, and a bottle of brill cream.
Tonky's idea of a great night? :devious:
Oh MY GOD!!! How did that fit???
Thulsa Doom
10/17/03, 11:11pm
Tonky's idea of a great night? :devious:
Oh MY GOD!!! How did that fit???
Q: Are you ready for the pineapple now? here goes...
A: uranus
Q: Are you ready for the pineapple now? here goes...
A: uranus
what is that smell????
because i like it.
what is that smell????
because i like it.
Why do you have peanut butter smeared all over you?
My car.
Why do you have peanut butter smeared all over you?
My car.
Where do you live??
Actually it's kind of small if you ask me
Where do you live??
Actually it's kind of small if you ask me
isn't this the biggest suppository you ever saw?
a bald platypus and some maple syrup.
BeardofPants
10/18/03, 05:29am
An Australian's idea of a good time.
The newt did it!
An Australian's idea of a good time.
The newt did it!
Who just licked me?
2 dollars, a bar of soap, a toothbrush and a roll of toilet paper.
Who just licked me?
2 dollars, a bar of soap, a toothbrush and a roll of toilet paper.
dude, we got no papers....what do you need to make a pipe?
don't grab it so hard.
Thulsa Doom
10/18/03, 12:16pm
dude, we got no papers....what do you need to make a pipe?
don't grab it so hard.
why does the rabbit keep squeeling when I give it hugs?
Britany Spears and The Black Panthers
why does the rabbit keep squeeling when I give it hugs?
Britany Spears and The Black Panthers
worst people to be stuck in an elevator with?
i don't think it's suppose to tickle...
Stop Laughing
10/19/03, 12:32am
Ath ong ith my thung? :P
Re-emboweling
Thulsa Doom
10/22/03, 11:43pm
doctor I think we missed a step in the surgery. what comes between removing the liver and stitching him back up?
because the priest was wearing a red thong.
doctor I think we missed a step in the surgery. what comes between removing the liver and stitching him back up?
because the priest was wearing a red thong.
why didn't you just put the cash in the offering plate?
it's in my pocket!
BeardofPants
10/23/03, 01:21am
Where's my giant red ball of string?
It got stuck in the sphincter.
Where is Timmy's hamster?
The twins just weren't interested.
Q. why are you so upset, you looke even morose?
A. i can't, i'm too busy licking
Thulsa Doom
10/27/03, 02:21pm
why dont you take a break from sticking all those stamps on those envelopes for a while.
last night. but it only lasted five minutes.
When was the last time you spoke with your mother-in-law?
Well, he stuck it in but then it got all gooey and he stopped.
freako104
10/28/03, 12:29pm
why is sharky so muddy?
theres something there
why does that feel so squishy?
he turned off the path yesterday
Why did the wolf not catch Little Red Riding Hood?
First she was acting all crazy, and then she just attacked.
What happened after the first female president swore The Oath?
A jellyish substance.
tommyj27
10/29/03, 06:57pm
what's that coming out of your ear?
a yellow toad.
what did you find in your underwear drawer?
*bitchslap+drink in face*
Thulsa Doom
10/30/03, 12:42am
so would it be ok with you if i asked your sister to sleep with me? i mean shes not bad looking for an 8th grader. and it would just be physical i swear.
only if you keep your leg in that position for a while.
Professur
10/30/03, 12:46am
Is this gonna hurt?
Pantyhose, hairspray, and a pair of sunglasses
BeardofPants
10/30/03, 12:50am
What should I wear for halloween?
Dried pasta you fool!
Professur
10/30/03, 01:02am
OHMIGOD What have you covered the kids in?
So that's where the toy cars went.
I can't believe how much junk is stuffed in this refridgerator! What is this?
I see, so the horny guy did it in the library and made interesting use out of that candlestick.
did you get the tape i sent you?
the president must be informed immediately!
Thulsa Doom
10/30/03, 04:46pm
Oh my gosh did you know its actually spelled NUCLEAR not NUCLER?
A festering puss ball.
freako104
11/02/03, 11:07pm
what the hell was I hit with?
the mosh pit
BeardofPants
11/03/03, 04:42am
Did you see where my pet rock went?
Just add tomato sauce.
What do you do to kick up your chilli?
Take cotton candy and rub it all over your legs.
G.I.Jane
11/05/03, 06:22pm
How do you get your skin so soft?
Candles and moonlight
BeardofPants
11/05/03, 06:56pm
What shouldn't you do to Gonzo?
That's normal for a ridgeback.
freako104
11/05/03, 10:53pm
is it always this rough?
you better know what your doing
What do you think about trying that new position where your legs are all up here and I'm kind of spread out like this?
First you run in circles, then you sit down hard and scream.
What's the 33rd position in the Kama Sutra?
I'm sorry it slipped
G.I.Jane
11/06/03, 12:42pm
What happened to your pants?
Is that really the size?
Thulsa Doom
11/06/03, 02:46pm
Q: Hey wanna see a picture of my Manhattan apartment?
A: Well there were purple hairs all over it.
G.I.Jane
11/06/03, 03:42pm
Why did you dye your hair green?
I thought I saw Elvis
Why did you go running into that wedding chapel in Vegas?
The idiot kept coming at me with that silly glitter dildo in his hands!
G.I.Jane
11/06/03, 05:32pm
Why did you buy new batteries?
You did what, for that??
freako104
11/07/03, 12:02am
i told you i dated his daughter.
why is that so bad?
BeardofPants
11/07/03, 01:16am
Why did you stick a duck up your butt?
It goes anti-clockwise.
Why on earth are you always so late? Is there something wrong with your watch?
Because it felt so good, and then I just couldn't stop.
freako104
11/07/03, 01:12pm
why didnt you stop massaging me?
so thats what they are
Did you hear the Govt is actually composed entirely of computers with the AI of a '75 calulator?
I confess, it was I who molested it.
Thulsa Doom
11/07/03, 09:30pm
why is there a hole in the cabbage?
12,738
What is the exact number of minutes it would take before you could get erect again?
But Alice jumped into the wishing well.
G.I.Jane
11/10/03, 02:01pm
Is there a reason that fully explains Alice's state of dress?
I wanted to see exactly how fast my new car would go.
Now why exactly did you drive your car off of that cliff when you saw the state trooper?
Because Jen's radio was orange with purple and blue flowers!
Why did you put Jen in a psychiatric hospital?
42.
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
A hefty hippo can haul as much hay as a hefty hippo could if a hefty hippo could haul hay.
Thulsa Doom
11/11/03, 08:44pm
so what are they gonna say now that the woodchuk has retired?
because he kept sticking strawberries in there.
Why does Timmy have a rash around his belly button?
I have always found that a cucumber works really well.
Nitro_RaiDen
11/12/03, 02:30am
How do i plug the hole in my roof ?
she said i could try it on her once but i didn't think it would kill her.
G.I.Jane
11/13/03, 04:00pm
Why did Sue have the race car sticking out of her nose?
Mt. Hood has alot of snow this time of year.
freako104
11/13/03, 04:06pm
whats the weather like up there?
it really hurt a lot but i enjoyed it
paul_valaru
11/13/03, 05:40pm
Q: so how was your first prison shower?
A: $49.99 plus a 20% discount
Thulsa Doom
11/14/03, 11:28am
So how much does your wife charge per hour?
Well I think that means it needs more lubrication.
paul_valaru
11/14/03, 11:41am
The damn probe is stuck again Queezel, what do we do now?
get the jaws of life.
freako104
11/14/03, 12:59pm
howre we going to get into the porn shop????
so thats why shes so upset! poor thing
G.I.Jane
11/24/03, 08:23pm
How did she dye her hair green?
There is mold in that bottle of beer.
Why did you toss that bottle of beer at my head?
Yes, that is exactly what happens when you eat too much cotton candy!
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