the 3000th thread! All hail the three thousandth thread!

[unclehobart]

Grovel, knave

[unclehobart]

The 3000th thread knows no mercy

[unclehobart]

Downcast thine eyes lest the be slain

[unclehobart]

The 3oooth thread is all powerful.

[unclehobart]

The 300oth thread has a powerful agent and doesn't return phonecalls

[unclehobart]

How many 3000th threads can dance on the head of a pin?

[Luis G]

isn't this the 3144th thread? :confuse3:

[unclehobart]

Depends upon your mode of thought...

[unclehobart]

The counter program no longer recognizes the postings of ees four.

[unclehobart]

The statsmaker only says 3000... even though shadow reality indicates more.

[unclehobart]

...brought to you by the magic of digital editing.

[Luis G]

:headbang:

[unclehobart]

Perhaps I should bend this into a personal run to beat the 10,000 post thread

[unclehobart]

How ironic would that be?

[unclehobart]

104 in Phoenix today...

[unclehobart]

sucks to be you, Phoenix.

[unclehobart]

You need to pick up and move up where its cooler and less snake-infested

[unclehobart]

Wyoming needs a big city... go there.

[unclehobart]

Nix is hot... I just thought you should know that.

[unclehobart]

perhaps she should move to Wyoming as well in order to cool off. :)

[Shadowfax]

Sorry to interupt.....:D

[Shadowfax]

Couldn't resist! :D

[unclehobart]

Don't mind me ... im on a rampage

[unclehobart]

pile on!... make this thread pay!

[Shadowfax]

:headbang:


I'll see what I can do :)

[unclehobart]

words that rhyme with shadowfax ....

[Shadowfax]

Would this thread fear :spam: ?

[unclehobart]

umm...

[Shadowfax]

lemme think about that one...

[unclehobart]

I happen to be eating SPAM at the moment...

[Shadowfax]

lacks :confuse3:

[unclehobart]

it has inspired me to pummel on a thread to make the irony complete

[unclehobart]

shadowflax ... erm... no.. that wont do

[Shadowfax]

:rofl:


I liked the lunch you made a while ago with the spam in it...with all the pics you've posted :)

Looked really good!

[unclehobart]

paddoeslackspaddoeslacks

[ris]

wow, random

[insert penis here]

yes, random.

[fury]

The counter program no longer recognizes the postings of ees four.Yuh-huh. What it doesn't count is threads that have been deleted. :headbang:

[Gonz]

Sucks to be you, Phoenix

and

You need to pick up and move up where its cooler and less snake-infested

I would never trade 104 in Phoenix for 92+ in HOTlanta. 112+, maybe.

[unclehobart]

Thats 104 in mid september. I dare say deep July is downright unpleasant out there.

[unclehobart]

alas, my bid at personal glory hath been denied by divine intervention. I won't be about today as I will be out and about. I guess I shall have to make my dive for madness upon my return. Keep the thread warm for me.

[Stop Laughing]

*sends Chicago's humidity into the thread to keep it even warmer*

[Shadowfax]

hehe :D


I personally thought of a big debate...that'll warm things up :D

[Stop Laughing]

You can't flame me, I'm too cool. :cool: :D :headbang:

[Luis G]

:D

i don't think he's talking about you ;)

[Stop Laughing]

No one's ever talking about me. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing... :shrug:

[Luis G]

you can raise a little polemic by changing your avatar :D

[Shadowfax]

Heh, check it out. I'm talking about you SL :headbang:


O wait, I didn't :D


:P

[Stop Laughing]

Hmm, a new av, this might be a good one:

http://www.jinxhackwear.com/images/products/2sm.jpg

Found it here (http://www.jinxhackwear.com/scripts/grpItems.asp?group=jh), second column, fourth one down. I should buy that shirt. :D

[Luis G]

yeah you should :headbang:yeah you should :headbang:

[Stop Laughing]

Hmm, I've got a pic of me wearing a black shirt in the gallery, maybe a little cut and paste and put that text on there, that'd be a cool av, but my pic is pretty scary... :eek:

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~bink/HWC/Photos/Stop_Laughing_OT.jpg

[Stop Laughing]

OK, I suck at paint and stuff, but this is what I made (I darkened the undershirt since there wasn't enough space on the black jersey, it still looks weird, even for me), whaddaya think?

Attachment(s):

sl1.jpg, 4.39kb

http://www.otcentral.com/forum/oldattachments/97_1032802278.jpg

[PT]

I like it. :headbang:

[Shadowfax]

I'd go for the small sign, with your jailnumber on it :headbang:


Like this:

Attachment(s):

sl jailed.jpg, 5.41kb

http://www.otcentral.com/forum/oldattachments/49_1032804088.jpg

[Stop Laughing]

It should be 95576475 (my ICQ number, haven't used it in a while though). :D The image is too long to be an av (100 pixel height limit), and shrinking it makes the letters extremely hard to read, I'd probably be better off typing the text in myself. Lemme try it, see how it turns out...

[Stop Laughing]

LOL, the black mark across my eyes. :D BTW, this would fit for an avatar, I had to retype in the text and it's actually more centered than aligned left like the original.

Attachment(s):

slav.jpg, 3.05kb

http://www.otcentral.com/forum/oldattachments/97_1032805583.jpg

[Shadowfax]

Something like this SL? It's av sized :D

Attachment(s):

sl small.jpg, 14.31kb

http://www.otcentral.com/forum/oldattachments/49_1032807086.jpg

[Stop Laughing]

hehe, I do look the part, don't I? Dammit, my pic got distorted worse than I thought from the resizing. :o

[unclehobart]

Perhaps it is time to make another pathetic dash at glory.

[unclehobart]

I just hope the server holds up under the load.

[Shadowfax]

Sounds like a good plan to me.... :headbang:

[unclehobart]

what shall I rhapsodize about?

[unclehobart]

Shall I compare thee to a summers day...

[unclehobart]

Lets see how many Simpsons characters I can name

[unclehobart]

Homer

[unclehobart]

marge

[unclehobart]

bart

[unclehobart]

lisa

[unclehobart]

maggie

[unclehobart]

mmm... forbidden dounut

[unclehobart]

bumble bee man

[unclehobart]

professor frink

[unclehobart]

KRUSTY

[unclehobart]

hans moleman

[unclehobart]

apu

[unclehobart]

mayor quimby

[unclehobart]

patty

[unclehobart]

selma

[unclehobart]

abraham simpson 'grandpa'

[unclehobart]

santas little helper

[unclehobart]

snowball I

[unclehobart]

snowball II

[unclehobart]

otto

[unclehobart]

edna kabappel

[unclehobart]

seymour skinner

[unclehobart]

willie

[unclehobart]

smithers

[unclehobart]

mr burns

[unclehobart]

chief wiggum

[unclehobart]

sideshow bob

[unclehobart]

sideshow mel

[unclehobart]

barney

[unclehobart]

moe

[unclehobart]

lenny

[unclehobart]

carl

[unclehobart]

snake

[unclehobart]

sea captain

[unclehobart]

ned flanders

[unclehobart]

maude flanders

[unclehobart]

rod

[unclehobart]

todd

[unclehobart]

jeez... the post limiter is killing me.

[unclehobart]

jimbo

[unclehobart]

kearny

[unclehobart]

sherri

[unclehobart]

terri

[unclehobart]

ralph

[unclehobart]

milhouse

[unclehobart]

Dr Hibbert

[unclehobart]

Itchy

[unclehobart]

Scratchy

[unclehobart]

Arnie Pie

[unclehobart]

Grandma Bouvier

[unclehobart]

Lou

[unclehobart]

Dr Nick Riviera

[unclehobart]

Akira

[unclehobart]

Rev Lovejoy

[unclehobart]

Kent Brockman

[unclehobart]

Eddie

[unclehobart]

Herman

[unclehobart]

Jasper

[unclehobart]

McBain

[unclehobart]

Jebediah Springfield

[unclehobart]

<--- Duffman *duh*

[unclehobart]

Troy McClure

[unclehobart]

martin

[unclehobart]

gah... im tired of seeing the page refresh over and over again. I'll pick it up again later.

[Jeslek]

gah... im tired of seeing the page refresh over and over again. I'll pick it up again later.Uncle H, what are you up to?

[ris]

his eyes in acid i think...

[Jeslek]

Uncle R, no, Uncle r, what are you up to?

[unclehobart]

A little over 1800 posts

[Professur]

Hey Unc. Today and tomorrow I'm saddled attending an IBM server sales course. Taught by a dweeb from Atlanta. What a loser.

[unclehobart]

Doubt it not, do I. Lots of dweebs here.

[PT]

Hey unc, you ought to check out the 10,000 post thread. Theres something you may have missed, and of course, feel free to post if you will.

[unclehobart]

I'm up to speed on the 10,000 post thread... although I have missed like the first 6 pages as well as everything from 65-97. The last 2 pages I've read. So unless there is something specific you want me to run across... *trails off*

[PT]

Nah, not really, but here's another post towards your effort.

[unclehobart]

Indeed... and I thank you... although I don't rightly have a general plan as to how much effort I am willing to put into something like this which takes a heckuva long time to go... nowhere. It accomplishes little other than to leave a record that would certainly sink my eventual senatorial bid.

All someone has to do is turn over the bonobos monkey stuff over to the press and WHAM.. no more politics for the Rob.

[PT]

Dude, I think theres a little more than the monkey that you have to worry about at this point. Besides, times are getting a tad easier, Billy Boy admitted to smoking weed, and Bush is an old Coke fiend, you've still got a chance.

[unclehobart]

Still... politics requires a suple spine, an extra large tongue for boot polishing, and the ethics of your average rutting deer.

[Professur]

That's why I could never handle being internal at work. Too much ass licking and back stabbing. First person to cross me would wind up on the receiving end of any number of attacks, ranging from email porn to a blunt object. I just don't have the temperment for it.

Hell, I have to have someone with me just to avoid losing it while christmas shopping.

[Shadowfax]

so, really persueing tha 10k solo thread huh? :D

[unclehobart]

Nah... I'll do a Mufu. I'll ramp it up to 9999 and then have it locked.

[HomeLAN]

Bleedin' Gums Murphy, ya fucking post-whore. :D

[Scanty]

I haven't posted on this thread at all, have I?

:ashamed:

I'm sorry.

[unclehobart]

worry thou not about it... tis my own personal madness. I wish its vex upon thee not.

[ipmoof]

Meh.

[Scanty]

worry thou not about it... tis my own personal madness. I wish its vex upon thee not.

Thank ye, Lord Hobart. Thou doth lay too much pleasantness apon me, doth. Thou art more radiant than the sun and more windy that the trees. I am most exceedingly obliged.

Dothest thou wantest a shag?

:eyemouth:

[Psycho]

:rofl2:

[unclehobart]

Shag thou away, fair maiden. Skin of alabaster.. neck of graceful swan... err... *grabs thesaurus*... vivid gaze of *flips page* the mid summer moon dancing along the surface of an elegant Venezuelan waterfall.

[Scanty]

:laugh:

How ist thou so wise in the ways of literature? *puts down Monty Python Reference book* *picks up Romeo and Juliet* Help me into thine house, Hobartio, or I shall faint. How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath? :retard: A thousand times goodnight! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow... :moon2:

[Scanty]

Wait a minute...I don't have a neck like a swan. :eek6:

How dare you.

[unclehobart]

Chicks are supposed to like the longer neck thing. Its an element of a long and graceful dancers body. Ballerina stuff. Youve never heard the term?

Thee standeth ayre high above the mists of the midwinter moon, angelic in rainment, delicate as a jasmine vine tracing the border of circulae balcony stair. Each whispher, heavy as returning honeyed bees, find their way to mine lips, doth leaveth mineself as awakend as a new born deer... struggling for first steps... enstreched to attain the glory of the glint and gleam of thine angelic facade' ... falling short, unable to obtain rapture.

[HomeLAN]

Shit, I thought I left this excrement behind in my junior year of high school...

[PT]

Chicks are supposed to like the longer neck thing. Its an element of a long and graceful dancers body. Ballerina stuff. Youve never heard the term?

Thee standeth ayre high above the mists of the midwinter moon, angelic in rainment, delicate as a jasmine vine tracing the border of circulae balcony stair. Each whispher, heavy as returning honeyed bees, find their way to mine lips, doth leaveth mineself as awakend as a new born deer... struggling for first steps... enstreched to attain the glory of the glint and gleam of thine angelic facade' ... falling short, unable to obtain rapture.

Damn.

:worship:

[unclehobart]

Shit, I thought I left this excrement behind in my junior year of high school...Lord Otto, I ne'er hath reason opportune yay verily in school of high, days of yore gone by. Walls come tumbling down... a trembling spirit rests.

[Scanty]

Thee standeth ayre high above the mists of the midwinter moon, angelic in rainment, delicate as a jasmine vine tracing the border of circulae balcony stair. Each whispher, heavy as returning honeyed bees, find their way to mine lips, doth leaveth mineself as awakend as a new born deer... struggling for first steps... enstreched to attain the glory of the glint and gleam of thine angelic facade' ... falling short, unable to obtain rapture.


I'm strangely aroused.

[unclehobart]

*picking that lock*

[Scanty]

ergh...



:D

[ipmoof]

*meep*

[unclehobart]

does this mean I have to whip up another fauxspeare verse?

[PT]

Thee standeth ayre high above the mists of the midwinter moon, angelic in rainment, delicate as a jasmine vine tracing the border of circulae balcony stair. Each whispher, heavy as returning honeyed bees, find their way to mine lips, doth leaveth mineself as awakend as a new born deer... struggling for first steps... enstreched to attain the glory of the glint and gleam of thine angelic facade' ... falling short, unable to obtain rapture.


I'm strangely aroused.

Yeah, me too, I wish I could speak like that. I always get stuck somewhere in the middle mumbling hereto

[Scanty]

Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized.
henceforth I never will be Romeo.

I like that one. And the entire dialog between Romeo and Mercutio at the beginning. Especially...

If love be rough with you, be rough with love.
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.

:love3:

btw, I'm getting all this out of a book...

[unclehobart]

I made all of mine up Johnny on the spot.

[Scanty]

My name's Michele.

:D :retard:

[unclehobart]

Theres a good Beatles song by that name.

[PT]

Theres a pretty good Guns n Roses song called My Michele

[sbcanada]

:spam2:

[Scanty]

:spam3:

[unclehobart]

*viking armada at the luncheonette* <chanting> spam spam spam spam spam

[Error]

I just went and brought back THE oldest thread in this forum!

:glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3:

[Luis G]

There are older threads, this one just happened to have the oldest reply ;)

[Error]

omg. that's what I meant then I guess. no WAY am i goin through all of these lookin for the oldest thread!

[Altron]

I just went and brought back THE oldest thread in this forum!

:glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3: :glasses3:

Alright, dummy, how could you think it's the oldest thread if it clearly states in the title that there are 2,999 threads older than it? Lay off the reefer, dude :laugh:

[Error]

lmao... well hey it coulda meant that there are 2,999 other threads... IN OTHER FORUMS! The KK couldn't have been too popular for the first 2,999 threads :(

Who knows... it might notta even existed! Or SOMETHING

[unclehobart]

I'm a little torn that my poetry hath been tossed upon ye rubbish heap. I presently swoon.

[Altron]

lmao... well hey it coulda meant that there are 2,999 other threads... IN OTHER FORUMS! The KK couldn't have been too popular for the first 2,999 threads :(

Who knows... it might notta even existed! Or SOMETHING

If you want to read some funny old spam, look up the 10,000 post thread.

[Inkara1]

This thread didn't start out in the KK. When the KK was created, a bunch of threads like this one got moved here.

[unclehobart]

..and thats a bleedin' shame because this thread is a NATIONAL TRESAURE!

[Error]

i dug up a NATIONAL TREASURE



(it should count for brownie points, huh!!!!!! most beautiful admins of beautiful greatness?) :nerd:

[Error]

So I woke up this morning with a chunk of a tooth in my mouth. wtf? I brush mah teeth... it was a piece of a wisdom tooth... waddafux? Maybe I grind my teeth at night and it just... popped.

[Leslie]

Gah. I have nightmares about that sometimes.

*regrets reading The Tommyknockers*

[paul_valaru]

That reminds me I need to get some batteries

[unclehobart]

Having never read the Tommyknockers, you will have to 'splain ze joke to me.

[tonksy]

Person gets all freaky cancery from a buried alien ship and goes crazy and whatnot....right? It's been a very loooong time and I may be confusing it with another book.

[Leslie]

It's more alien-invadedey than cancery, but yep, right book.

It's a good one, you should read it Rob.

[tonksy]

No cancer? Did Stephen King write one about a person that went nutso from cancer and maybe I am morphing the 2 in my mind? Perhaps I should read the Tommyknockers again.

[unclehobart]

Hmm... This Stephen King... he writes scary stuff then?








;)

[Leslie]

They're (the townfolks) all "becoming" aliens. I dunno 'bout a cancer one. Maybe you're just remembering the going bald and teeth falling out as cancery.

I think I can pinpoint a recurring nightmare to every one of his books that I've read.

[tonksy]

They all float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

[tonksy]

*Shudder*

[unclehobart]

http://static.flickr.com/63/193488625_676dd39404.jpg

[Error]

what the hell is so damn scary about clowns? I mean come on... the Saw tril was obviously trying to play on the whole clown fear thing... a little... I loved Saw but wtf... clowns are as scary as barney.

[chcr]

"Late last night and the night before,
Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door."

[tonksy]

There is whole generation of folks with the clown fear, myself included. I wonder perhaps if it has anything to do with John Wayne Gacy...or It for that matter.

[unclehobart]

http://www.andrewacomb.com/photos/370/andrew_1924.jpg

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts

[Error]

The thing on the right is awesome

[unclehobart]

Go rent Killer Klowns From Outer Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Klowns_from_Outer_Space) sometime.

[Leslie]

There is whole generation of folks with the clown fear, myself included. I wonder perhaps if it has anything to do with John Wayne Gacy...or It for that matter.for me it is totally It.

[SouthernN'Proud]

Go rent Killer Klowns From Outer Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Klowns_from_Outer_Space) sometime.


Uh huh. Classic.