Is it just me... [Archive] - Off Topic Central

Jon

4/23/02, 03:04pm

... or does any other guy else get an when an Oriental/Asian bird comes walking towards hm?

Damn, I can't get enough!!! :D

(Sorry bout the rudeness as well, ladies ;))

Justintime

4/23/02, 03:05pm

i have control over my hard ons :)

Jon

4/23/02, 03:06pm

well I don't!!! :D

Gato_Solo

4/23/02, 03:09pm

Are you talking about emu's? Cockatoos? Why this obsession with our feathered friends? ;) :D

unclehobart

4/23/02, 03:21pm

Depends upon how they look. Hot is hot. Normal is simmer. Ugly is not.

Leslie

4/23/02, 03:29pm

Originally posted by Justintime
i have control over my hard ons :)

*pat on Justintime's back* Good show! That's what we like to hear! :D ;)

Shadowfax

4/23/02, 03:33pm

It's getting spring again....it's getting hot over here. That means hot chicks with very few cloths on :D

And that means that I'm just as glad as Justintime that I control my hard-ons :D

Jon

4/23/02, 04:23pm

well, i do suppose that i should be worried about not keeping control the way i was built ;) :D :headbang:

Shadowfax

4/23/02, 06:22pm

All you have to do is being able to control your emotions. It's only a state of mind. :)

Shadowfax

4/23/02, 06:23pm

Allright, that sounded creepy :D
Nevermind the comment :D :D

K62

4/23/02, 07:58pm

hmm damn ya guys.. i wish i could control mine.... i wake up with morning wood every day!!!

Leslie

4/23/02, 08:35pm

Thanks for sharing! :D

ris

4/23/02, 08:39pm

it's alright, there's alway morning 'lumber' ;)

tiiimmmmbbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :D

Professur

4/23/02, 11:21pm

Who else has to stand 5 feet back from the bowl just to take their morning piss?

unclehobart

4/23/02, 11:23pm

handstand

Inkara1

4/24/02, 07:12am

Prof, just do it when you're in the shower. That way, aim isn't an issue and you save time by multitasking. :D

Leslie

4/24/02, 07:15am

d'ya think bashful likes cleaning shower ceilings? :P :laugh:

greenfreak

4/24/02, 03:11pm

Originally posted by Inkara1
Prof, just do it when you're in the shower. That way, aim isn't an issue and you save time by multitasking. :D

...which is why Inky needs to wear shower shoes in his dorm... :D

Gato_Solo

4/24/02, 04:18pm

ZING Good one GF... :D

Inkara1

4/25/02, 05:37pm

I've never worn shower shoes, and my feet have been fine all these years. :shrug:

greenfreak

4/25/02, 06:25pm

And you think you're the only one who pees in the shower? Eiw. :D

kuulani

4/25/02, 07:47pm

Eeeeew, Inky. You're feet must be impervious to anything now! :D

Professur

4/25/02, 10:58pm

Inky, I sure hope you wash out the tub after.

Leslie

4/25/02, 11:41pm

this has gotten pretty yukky since I was here last, :laugh:

just a bump to get rid of some hate on the front page :)

soniclos

4/26/02, 12:50am

I didn't wear shower shoes once and bam, warts damn WUI is a motha fucker

Gonz

4/26/02, 12:52am

two guys walking across a bridge

Guy 1 " I hafta take a leak, hold on a minute"

Guy 2 "Yea, me too"

Guy 1 "Damn that waters cold"

Guy 2 "Deep too" :D

Leslie

4/26/02, 12:55am

:laugh: cute

MuFu

4/26/02, 01:44pm

Originally posted by RecklessLeper
... or does any other guy else get an when an Oriental/Asian bird comes walking towards hm?

Nah, that would be a bit of a problem for me as half my family are Chinese. "Boner at dinner time" just wouldn't be polite. :eek:

Mate, my advice is... never go to the far east. You'll probably die of lack of blood to the brain.

MuFu.

P.S. Weird... don't really go for Oriental birds myself (with a few notable exceptions... Kristen Kreuk and that bird from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon etc.). :D

CoffeePotUnit

4/30/02, 06:15am

bird-sex??????
ur a realy bad guy :headbang:

sbcanada

4/30/02, 09:39am

Originally posted by Justintime
i have control over my hard ons :)

Control? Is that what they are calling erectile difficulty these days? :lol:

4/30/02, 09:57am

Actually, it's called erectile dysfunction. I don't think you'll need to concern yourself with it till after your nuts drop.

sbcanada

4/30/02, 10:15am

Actually, I've heard the damn commerical a millions times. It's erectile difficulty, at least here in Canada. So :P

Jon

4/30/02, 10:09pm

Originally posted by MuFu
Originally posted by RecklessLeper
... or does any other guy else get an when an Oriental/Asian bird comes walking towards hm?

Nah, that would be a bit of a problem for me as half my family are Chinese. "Boner at dinner time" just wouldn't be polite. :eek:

Mate, my advice is... never go to the far east. You'll probably die of lack of blood to the brain.

MuFu.

P.S. Weird... don't really go for Oriental birds myself (with a few notable exceptions... Kristen Kreuk and that bird from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon etc.). :D

LOL, I suppose that would be a bit of an incestual problem :D It's actually one of my dreams to go to Japan, and I'll probably go next year. Here's hoping... ;)

WAAAAAIT A MINUTE... I just realised... I'm living with a Japanese girl next year :eek:...

SHHHHHHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!! ! The breakfast thing's gonna be a real challenge :D

kuulani

4/30/02, 10:21pm

I'm part Japanese ;)

ris

5/01/02, 04:31am

i've heard rl has already booked his flight ku'u ;)

Inkara1

5/01/02, 08:17am

Originally posted by greenfreak
And you think you're the only one who pees in the shower? Eiw. :D

Who says I actually do that? It's just... something I've heard about. :angel:

Gato_Solo

5/01/02, 09:51am

The question that begs to be asked...

Ku'u...Which part is Japanese? :D

Jon

5/01/02, 09:59am

Originally posted by kuulani
I'm part Japanese ;)

(drool) :love: :love: :love:

Ris, I've had it booked all along... :D

1/28/04, 01:46pm

So Jon, Orientals still doing it for you?

Professur

1/28/04, 01:49pm

So Inky. Still peeing in the shower?

unclehobart

1/28/04, 06:05pm

So Prof... Still dream about finding a lost case of Frosted Frog?

Professur

1/28/04, 06:10pm

*sob* you bastard.

Leslie

1/28/04, 06:13pm

I think we've lost Jon along the way too :mope:

Professur

1/28/04, 06:14pm

Unc. I told you that the brewery's gone, didn't I. Flattened. Smashed. Ruined. Not even a photo to remind me.

unclehobart

1/28/04, 06:22pm

The formulae has to have survived. The place had to have half a dozen brewmasters. It might be time to try and track them down and wrestle it out of them so we can brew it at home.

Inkara1

1/28/04, 06:45pm

So Inky. Still peeing in the shower?

I never admitted to doing it the first time around. :angel:

freako104

1/28/04, 10:21pm

so how did you know he did :hmm:

Professur

1/28/04, 10:24pm

His ex told me.

Nixy

1/28/04, 10:38pm

I talked to Jon boy the other day too. He's scarce even on IM but I catch him every so often. :)

Leslie

1/28/04, 10:39pm

is he still with the lovely Emma?

Professur

1/28/04, 10:41pm

I'm beginning to see why Nixy yells at me for not having an IM active.

freako104

1/28/04, 10:41pm

His ex told me.

youll believe her ;)

nixy how is jon doing?

Nixy

1/28/04, 11:25pm

Jon is doing well. Not gonna beable to go to police academy cause of his eye sight. He's currently working full time. Still with the ever lovely Emma, I saw a fairly recent pic of them, will ask permission to post it next time I see him. They are at almost a year now :)

Prof: I keep in touch with everyone through IM...you are a loser for never being on

Leslie

1/28/04, 11:27pm

I'm glad to hear he's doing well, she's doing well, that's super.

Inkara1

1/29/04, 06:21am

His ex told me.

That's no surprise. I found an old ICQ conversation where she had made up a story about me cheating on her with a girl at work (not true--I didn't cheat and no girl ever called the house trying to start shit) after we'd been married for about five weeks. Then, the first time we split up, she told everyone I'd hit her. She denies it, but if Peggy, Paul, Patty and Olean all said it, that's too many different sources for it to be untrue.

She also got onto my yahoo after we split up this time and talked to quite a few people on my list.

Nixy

1/29/04, 08:17am

The pic of Jon and Emma :)

Professur

1/29/04, 08:19am

:mope:

Nixy

1/29/04, 08:20am

Why you mopin'?

Professur

1/29/04, 08:26am

Well, I just got called a loser. Did you expect a dance for joy?

freako104

1/29/04, 12:37pm

i dont think you were so much as you had believed something to be true when the person who said it has more BS than teh great plains.

Nix thanks for the updates and such. best wishes to Jon

Professur

1/29/04, 12:44pm

i dont think you were so much as you had believed something to be true when the person who said it has more BS than teh great plains.

Can I get a translation on that, please?

1/29/04, 01:16pm

Can I get a translation on that, please?

Just have another beer til it makes sense, it will all come clear.

freako104

1/29/04, 01:57pm

Can I get a translation on that, please?

you believed his ex who was full of shit

Nixy

1/29/04, 03:52pm

Who believed his ex??? Prof???

Prof is talking about when I called him a loser for never being on IM :D

*hands Prof a cookie* *pats Prof on the head*

There, all better :brush:

Inkara1

1/29/04, 04:06pm

And Eric, he was joking about the ex thing. Brandi never talked to him. If she had, I'm sure I would have heard about it, most likely in an expletive-filled e-mail from Prof berating me for being with her. :D

Professur

1/29/04, 05:55pm

Inky knows well my opinion of his never shoulda been.

freako104

1/29/04, 06:32pm