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daPirate
9/13/02, 11:40pm
hi all, new to this board... im a friend of lastlegionary actually, and whoever got him to admit he was gay you did a fucking terrific job :headbang: (shit the smileys on this site is cool) now just tell him its ok to come out because he already admitted it :evil4:

Gonz
9/13/02, 11:44pm
he's not gay, yet, just confused :D

Jeslek
9/13/02, 11:48pm
WTF, I don't remember inviting you to my forum! :D And stop with that, or I might beat you up next time I see you :P

Leslie
9/13/02, 11:48pm
doesn't matter what he is, 'cause he's soooooooooooooo pretty ;) :D

welcome to the boards! :headbang:

daPirate
9/13/02, 11:53pm
hes pretty all right, chicks dig him and he always say no. wish it was me. :( lol, you beat me up? hm, remember the tree incident...

Jeslek
9/13/02, 11:57pm
hes pretty all right, chicks dig him and he always say no. wish it was me. :( lol, you beat me up? hm, remember the tree incident...Are you coming here just to annoy me? Fugger off, and stop with the "tree incident". No one here cares about that. :asshole2:

PT
9/14/02, 12:00am
So, is this the guy you kissed under the tree, LL? :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 12:03am
yes, and he was good looking just like you Puter :D

ANYWAYS, the explanation before he fubars it: A few months ago they got sick of me, don't know why, probably because I'm never drinking with them, and ganged up on me, stripped me, and tied me to a tree for a while. Very embarassing lol... :blush: And of course they won't let me forget it now. Pretty funny thinking back now :D

daPirate
9/14/02, 12:13am
I got pics too :D I suppose I can't post them here... :D (ll: cool down, youre gona burst a vein or something) :D :headbang:

fury
9/14/02, 12:18am
Being tied to a tree couldn't possibly compare to getting cum in your beard. :beardbng:

Leslie
9/14/02, 12:19am
:sick: fury, grooooooooosssssssssssssssssssss!

Jeslek
9/14/02, 12:20am
^^^ lying again

daPirate: fugger off will ya? blackmailing is illegal in Canada. :P

fury: :rofl:

daPirate
9/14/02, 01:21am
i got other "incriminating" stuff too :D he is not an angel, he is a terror, you should see the things he do sometimes. but we're good buddies even if hes weird sometimes, and just about noone on campus agrees with him most of the time. :headbang:

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:33am
Yes not many people agree with me. But I'm not weird. And you should really not be threatening me with "incriminating" evidence, its really not all that healthy a lifestyle. :kiss:

Luis G
9/14/02, 01:35am
daPirate: has LL ever kissed you? :D

daPirate
9/14/02, 01:43am
yes he did :mad: in public too, at a party, totally unexpected when i was almost drunk but not drunk, just at that stage that i couldnt defend myself, and everyone was laughing their asses off. he prolly didnt tell you that though. hm i think he had kissed a fiar share of guys,usually at some girls' request or something, seems he has this little rep going between the chicks. ah well, it wasnt that good a kiss anyways

Luis G
9/14/02, 01:49am
that's what i thought :D :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:52am
oh yes now I remember :D It was so funny, he couldn't really push me off either. The real deal was for me to kiss someone else in addition to him, but the guys after laughing a bit suddenly decided to move out of my range. Pity. I was so sure I could get two but after the first one they kinda ganged up against me, preventing me from winning the dare that night. :( And yeah, them girls do ask me favors every now and then :D and I'm happy to oblige most of the time.

Bink
9/14/02, 01:59am
Are these chicks dominatrix's? You seem pretty keen to do their every bidding :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 02:01am
I like socializing with girls ok? :)

ris
9/14/02, 04:36am
and trees, it would appear ;)

Spirit
9/14/02, 04:43am
Hey da, welcome - don't beat up on LL too much, I haven't had him yet. :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 12:11pm
and trees, it would appear ;)Shudup ris :D I'm not a dandropheliac.

daPirate
9/14/02, 01:07pm
spirit, not you too! you fall for the wrong guy, he never sleeps with anyone, most guys are jealous of him i guess cuz so many girls take interest in him. and advice, dont trust him if you meet him, all of you, especially guys, look out. but honestly, how did you get him to write that fucking gay message? he told me someone editted it but there is no edit message... bye for now

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:10pm
Someone help this guy out, and tell him I'm not gay and that I did not write that message.

And Spirit :blush: ;)

Shadowfax
9/14/02, 01:35pm
I didn't see an edit message either....mhhh...



You don't have to be ashamed for who you are, LL :)
It's OK, we accept you for who you are, and if that's a little bit :gay:, then so be it :)

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:39pm
Shadowfax STFU :D Thats not what I wanted, you know, and he IS going to be reading this thread and remember that... :P

I can't bitchslap, can't nippletwist, what am I to do? :gun4:

Luis G
9/14/02, 01:43pm
you can try to kiss him :P

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:44pm
you can try to kiss him :PNo, he [Shadowfax] might enjoy that. See page 7's end on the perpetual welcome thread. :P

Luis G
9/14/02, 01:50pm
i read everything.

in which way would your hurt him? in the sphincter ? :D :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 01:54pm
i read everything.

in which way would your hurt him? in the sphincter ? :D :DYou have such a dirty mind Luis. :rofl2:

Shadowfax
9/14/02, 03:49pm
Heh, I didn't know you were naked in those pictures :D
I'm NOT gay you know, and I have no intentions at all to kiss you, and I wouldn't like it either.
I'm not the one kissing guys, that's YOU, LL :D


And leave my sphincter out of this, will ya :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 03:52pm
Yeah but I kiss guys to please the girls :D Now let this thread die please, because daPirate is almost certainly going to quote this shit out of context next time we party and I don't want that :D

Stop Laughing
9/14/02, 07:10pm
:D LL, you are so screwed. :D You're also screwed up, shouldn't you kissing the girl please her more than you kissing a guy? Or would kissing the girls please the guys? :D

Jeslek
9/14/02, 07:17pm
:D LL, you are so screwed. :D You're also screwed up, shouldn't you kissing the girl please her more than you kissing a guy? Or would kissing the girls please the guys? :DUm, when you put it like that it sounds ridiculous. But, there is very little I won't do if you have 4 girls daring you to go do something. :D

Stop Laughing
9/14/02, 07:21pm
A lot of things I say sound ridiculous, don't they? :D:nuts:

Spirit
9/15/02, 01:17pm
spirit, not you too! you fall for the wrong guy, he never sleeps with anyone,
Sleep with him? I don't have to do that to have him , do I? *hehe*

and advice, dont trust him if you meet him, all of you, especially guys, look out.
I couldn't help but trust him - look at that mug!!! :D

Now let's see yours, da!

Jeslek
9/15/02, 02:17pm
:blush:

greenfreak
9/15/02, 02:27pm
I think daPirate and LL are one in the same but I'll pretend that I don't. :D

Welcome daPirate!! :wave:

LL is this the friend you're always talking about? :)

Jeslek
9/15/02, 02:34pm
Nah, he is a very good friend, not my bloodfriend, but we kind of have a habit of playing tricks on each other. :) He is quite a bit like me when it comes to philosophy and stuff. He is in a different engineering program though. He doesn't share my views on sex though, I don't think anyone of my friends does lol.

Psycho
9/15/02, 02:36pm
Guess they're not into the goat-thing...

Jeslek
9/15/02, 02:38pm
Guess they're not into the goat-thing...Not as much as you and Shadowfax are. :D We are only disciples, you are the true masters.

Psycho
9/15/02, 02:39pm
But I must say, you are learning fast, junior goat-lover :headbang:

Shadowfax
9/15/02, 02:40pm
We taught him well :cool:

daPirate
9/15/02, 02:43pm
say did he tell you about the time we finally managed to pay him back for all the times he kissed us guys and pleased the girls by doing that? im not talkn about the time we tied him up, but at some silly party, we managed to invite a gay guy to the party and struck a deal with him. we also by promising lots of stuff to the girls managed to get them into the trick. anyways later in the party he was once again socializing with teh girls amd we decided nows the time to get him. most of the guys were in on this, so i signalled the one girl to start. after a few minutes you could see him frowning and looking our way, to the gay guy. he didn't know he was gay, and didn't know him. the girsl myust have nagged him, because he finally smiled and got up. of course we were expecting this but pretended nothing happened. matt (gay guy) even positioned him so his back is towards ll. ll came around, sneaking up, thinking we aren't seeing him, and sure enough, he kisses matt. only matt expected it and grabbed
him around the neck and kissed back rather passionately. we don't know what happened, but ll must have been very startled and surprised because matt managed to get his tongue into his mouth :D :rofl: ll finally came by and pushed matt off, and he started spitting pht pht pht and ran to the bathroom. we were all laughing so hard, and when he came out he was so red in the face. :D

goats? WTF?

Jeslek
9/15/02, 02:43pm
We taught him well :cool::rofl2: I need to hear what he is going to tell the other guys when he reads this thread.

Shadowfax
9/15/02, 02:46pm
daPirate, you guys are SO funny :D:D

So evil, so mean! :D
I like it :D

I just don't get that guy-kissing thing...why do chicks like it when he kisses another guy? :confuse3:


OK, I'd like to see when some chick kissed another chick, but that's a male thing :D


Goat thing? You didn't know? LL loves goats :)

Psycho
9/15/02, 02:47pm
Sorry LL, but: :rofl2: @ daPirate


You are indeed evil :headbang:

Jeslek
9/15/02, 03:02pm
That wasn't funny that day. :crying3: God I can't believe you dragged that out here. I should never bring RL friends here lol, they make only trouble. Yes the chicks get a kick out of it because they somehow like the "uncomfortable feeling" that guys get, and of course laughing at the embarassment.

daPirate, I'm so going to get you back for this... :mad4:

AlladinSane
9/15/02, 06:13pm
I just don't get that guy-kissing thing...why do chicks like it when he kisses another guy? :confuse3:
They just like playing a guy for fool you know :D

nalani
9/16/02, 04:18pm
aloha ... welina mai ... welcome aboard .. enjoy the flight .. and for christ's sake, stop letting LL kiss you, man!

oh yeah .. bring beer .. I don't care about your beliefs where alchohol is concerened .. just bring beer :D

Psycho
9/16/02, 04:37pm
...and don't forget the pizza!

nalani
9/16/02, 04:48pm
...and don't forget the pizza!

:headbang:

freako104
9/16/02, 06:11pm
hey dapirate nice to meet ya.welcome. im sorry LL kissed you. LL your a sick freak. guys is one thing(ewwww koodies) but trees!!!???!!!?

Jeslek
9/16/02, 06:19pm
hey dapirate nice to meet ya.welcome. im sorry LL kissed you. LL your a sick freak. guys is one thing(ewwww koodies) but trees!!!???!!!?Bite me. :rofl2:

kuulani
9/16/02, 06:51pm
:wave: aloha daPirate

insert penis here
9/16/02, 07:16pm
Hello. :headbang:

Spirit
9/17/02, 01:20am
http://fff.fathom.org/pages/toyboy/pirate/JRflag.gif

fury
9/17/02, 02:44am
:headbang:

You didn't forget the pizza and beer, did you?

Jeslek
9/17/02, 09:46am
Please, let this thread die... I think he has been busy studying or something, I haven't heard him gloating in a while. This weekend we plan a LAN party though, he might bring it up, so let this thread die please?

Psycho
9/17/02, 09:54am
*posts just to annoy LL :P*

PT
9/17/02, 11:00am
^What he said.

Luis G
9/17/02, 02:05pm
^bump^

Nixy
9/17/02, 02:07pm
bumpity bump

You shouldn't post it if you don't want others to read it!

Jeslek
9/17/02, 02:08pm
I did _not_ post it!!

Shadowfax
9/17/02, 02:09pm
Hehehe, still, it's too damned funny to let it slip off the front page :D

Psycho
9/17/02, 02:10pm
A lot of people bumping this thread, they really like you :D




j/k :P

Shadowfax
9/17/02, 02:12pm
Yeah, watch out guys, he might kiss :D



j/k :P

freako104
9/17/02, 02:58pm
hey dapirate nice to meet ya.welcome. im sorry LL kissed you. LL your a sick freak. guys is one thing(ewwww koodies) but trees!!!???!!!?Bite me. :rofl2:



id rather not. id rather do that with a woman. ill let the trees bite ya.

Stop Laughing
9/18/02, 01:29am
^^beat me to the quote, but I can still BUMP :D

freako104
9/18/02, 10:27am
sorry bout that SL. also its better i said it. he tried to get me to do it. ewwwwwwwwwww. it aint gonna happen.

Jeslek
9/18/02, 10:29am
sorry bout that SL. also its better i said it. he tried to get me to do it. ewwwwwwwwwww. it aint gonna happen.:kiss: me honey...

Shadowfax
9/18/02, 10:46am
This thread is :gay:

Jeslek
9/18/02, 10:49am
Yes it is, let it die please

Psycho
9/18/02, 10:50am
This thread is going to remain on the front page for a loooooooong time :D

freako104
9/18/02, 02:11pm
sorry bout that SL. also its better i said it. he tried to get me to do it. ewwwwwwwwwww. it aint gonna happen.:kiss: me honey...


id rather not. your a guy so therefore you got koodies. ewwww. if you were a woman itd be different. :gay: are ya? too bad im straight. dont hate me for loving the better sex

Jeslek
9/18/02, 02:12pm
:rofl2:

Shadowfax
9/18/02, 02:14pm
id rather not. your a guy so therefore you got koodies. ewwww. if you were a woman itd be different. :gay: are ya? too bad im straight. dont hate me for loving the better sex


Heh...3 times I tell you....three times....whadda ya mean, better sex? :eek:

Jeslek
9/18/02, 02:15pm
id rather not. your a guy so therefore you got koodies. ewwww. if you were a woman itd be different. :gay: are ya? too bad im straight. dont hate me for loving the better sex


Heh...3 times I tell you....three times....whadda ya mean, better sex? :eek:Yes what do you mean!? I mean, both of us can last for 5+ hours easily, and no woman can do that. :P

Shadowfax
9/18/02, 02:22pm
Yes what do you mean!? I mean, both of us can last for 5+ hours easily, and no woman can do that. :P


He's right about that :)
Maximum was 9 hrs if I'm correct...can you recall, LL?

That whole night was kinda like a blur to me :)

Jeslek
9/18/02, 02:24pm
He's right about that :)
Maximum was 9 hrs if I'm correct...can you recall, LL?

That whole night was kinda like a blur to me :)I wish I could. I'm jealous. Shadowfax is da man!

freako104
9/18/02, 04:44pm
just that i like women more than men. also i dont knwo if you knwo the women i do.

Shadowfax
9/18/02, 04:49pm
just that i like women more than men. also i dont knwo if you knwo the women i do.

Most likely no....would I want to know them? :)

freako104
9/18/02, 05:43pm
if you like girls yes. if your into guys no. most of the girls i know have great personality and some are good looking. ive only had one night stands but some were really good. basically if you want to meet someone who is caring and easy to get along with thats most women i knwo.

Shadowfax
9/18/02, 05:50pm
if you want to meet someone who is caring and easy to get along with thats most women i knwo.


Those are the best women a man can get, honestly :)
There's nothing wrong with how you look, and that combined with your personality only makes things better for you :)

Especially in company with those kind of women :)
Just be a little bit more confident! Nothing wrong with you, and I'm sure they will think the same way :)

Jeslek
9/18/02, 05:52pm
^^^ what he said... its all personality, and you just happens to have the looks too :D Oh and, confidence. Women like men who walk in and ask, no ASSUME, she is going to go out with him. It backfires sometimes, but for most part you make girls weak if you are so confident and brave :P

daPirate
9/19/02, 10:09pm
Yes what do you mean!? I mean, both of us can last for 5+ hours easily, and no woman can do that. :P


He's right about that :)
Maximum was 9 hrs if I'm correct...can you recall, LL?

That whole night was kinda like a blur to me :)

what the hell! im SO printing this out :D :headbang: think of what jen and shawn is gonna say ...

Jeslek
9/19/02, 10:17pm
gah, I'll call them myself before you create a mess. I can imagine it, answering the phone "Hey man, you slept with a GUY? Jason just showed me the printout where you ..." :(

Psycho
9/20/02, 06:28am
You are sooooo fucked :D

Sorry :D


I truly feel sorry for you :D


No, really :D



(I'm such a jerk sometimes :P)

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 06:37am
gah, I'll call them myself before you create a mess. I can imagine it, answering the phone "Hey man, you slept with a GUY? Jason just showed me the printout where you ..." :(


Heh, don't look sad! At least we had an AMAZING time :eek:


:P


OK, we've gotta stop saying these kind of things :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:02am
Well it was a really great night, would have been better if we had a threesome with Psycho though :crying3: Please uncle Pyscho?

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:12am
That does it :yell:


Mods, PLEASE close and delete this thread :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:13am
:rofl2: Quick, grab a camera! Take a pic of Psycho's face when he reads our request...

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:15am
OUR requests? :eek:


YOUR request you mean :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:17am
Nah you know in your heart that what I said is true. :P

Psycho
9/20/02, 09:19am
:hump:



(bet you didn't expect that, huh? :P)

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:22am
OMG! Cut it out you two :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:31am
INFECTED: 2 people, next is Puter and Luis. How about a kiss Pyscho? :D :P

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:32am
:kiss:


You know you want to, Psycho :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:32am
:kiss:


You know you want to, Psycho :DAll one big group kiss, we did a hug before, now a kiss. Come on Pyscho,

:kiss:

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:33am
*wink wink*



c'mon Psycho, we won't hurt you..........a lot :D

Psycho
9/20/02, 09:39am
You can kiss my ass :finger:

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:39am
Oh fuck you, all we want is a group kiss! :crying3:

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:39am
Preferably NOT, thank you :blank:

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:43am
err rephrase that, that didn't come out right... :)

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:45am
It sure didn't....:D


Oh, and I was referring to Psycho, not to you LL :)

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:47am
Great! Come on Psycho, don't be shy, the girls are staring at you in anticipation, drool oozing out ....

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:48am
Heh! Psycho! Don't run over to those girls! :eek:

Give us a little kiss....:kiss:

Psycho
9/20/02, 09:49am
Ok LL, so how about you go kiss Sf, warm up the girls that way, and I kiss the girls instead? Deal?

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:50am
No, only those that participate in the group kiss can get chicks.

Psycho
9/20/02, 09:51am
Ok, so I don't get any chicks... have fun you two!

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:53am
Spoil sport :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:54am
Coward. :P

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 09:54am
He's one big chicken....*tok tok tok tok*

Psycho
9/20/02, 09:57am
:rofl2:

Jeslek
9/20/02, 09:59am
Some guys are just scared of life... but thats life :)

Psycho
9/20/02, 10:09am
I'm not scared of life, I'm scared of kissing you :lol:

Jeslek
9/20/02, 10:09am
:crying3: Am I that disgusting? You hugged me afteralll...

Psycho
9/20/02, 10:12am
Hugging and kissing are two completely different things in my opinion...

freako104
9/20/02, 10:15am
LL its that your a guy. all guys are that disgusting. poor psycho being hit on by LL.

Jeslek
9/20/02, 10:15am
hehe ok

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 10:15am
We're ALL being hit on by LL :D

Jeslek
9/20/02, 10:16am
:)

Psycho
9/20/02, 10:16am
Thank you freako104, at least someone understands the horror I'm going trough :headbang:

Shadowfax
9/20/02, 10:18am
You say horror, but mean ultimate happyness :D

freako104
9/20/02, 10:20am
Thank you freako104, at least someone understands the horror I'm going trough :headbang:


no i dont jsut showing sympathy. LL not all guys are into that.

Jeslek
9/20/02, 10:21am
I know :) Its in the spirit of fun ;)

freako104
9/20/02, 10:23am
i know im jsut giving you crap as i alwasy do. rock on!

Jeslek
9/20/02, 10:24am
You are so lovable, but just because I respect you, I won't :kiss: you, but if you want a hug, I can give that :) Or a hand shake :D

freako104
9/20/02, 02:39pm
i am not lovable dude. unles your female!! handshake is fine i dont hug guys until i know them well enough.