View Full Version : MEN, stand right up, this way...
No bullshitting, no lying, no "adding that extra bit", just the truth. Average is 6.3" ish.
hm ok, thats the last time I go first. :rofl2:
WOOHOO! Something for us to watch now, ladies! ;) :D
Justintime
9/12/02, 11:48pm
7.1-3ish
Thats um, big. I'm only 6.4ish
I got boobies!
:headbang: :eek: :headbang:
*wonders why he is asking for penis' sizes.....*
watch out Djcake, LL might go and visit you :D :D
Luis, are you shy? There is no shame you know. Everyone can be over 5". :D
i was checking if the cms matched with the in.
between 17cm and 18cm.....
depends on the mood. :D :D
*Thwack* Lays it on the table to measure. Damn, knocked over my drink.
Ok, not really, I'm just under 7.
Thanks to Nix for reminding us, you know we could probably score better if you were to email us pics. ;)
I have boobs .. but I just have to know about this measuring thing ..
is this umm... an "at rest" measurement? Or umm... at full throddle?
Um, full for me.
*REALLY hoping everyone else is too, or I'm in trouble.*
I have boobs .. but I just have to know about this measuring thing ..
is this umm... an "at rest" measurement? Or umm... at full throddle?Hm, dj is over 8 inches at rest. :eek:
I have boobs .. but I just have to know about this measuring thing ..
is this umm... an "at rest" measurement? Or umm... at full throddle?
full for me
I have boobs .. but I just have to know about this measuring thing ..
is this umm... an "at rest" measurement? Or umm... at full throddle?Hm, dj is over 8 inches at rest. :eek:
I would have any kids if i was 8" at rest :eek:
I wonder about Shadowfax and his goat... (ok ok, I have a sick mind at times :rofl2:)
:lol: @ Djcake
how many kids do you have?
LL - you can really be a sick bastard sometimes :D
Woohoo, I am normal :headbang:
...damnit, just saw the vote results. Not good for ego. Ah who cares, at least I'm not lying about it :headbang:
Damn, you guys actually took the time to measure your wangs? You gotta get out more...
Shadowfax
9/13/02, 10:10am
No, I wrote a measurement application wich interacts with my scanner...if you do something, do it the geek way..... :headbang:
j/k :P
I so do not want to visualize you putting your weener on the scanner...
Shadowfax
9/13/02, 10:13am
I didn't do that...if that makes you feel better :D
Actually.....
...no, it doesn't make me feel better. What does however, is that you have voted for the second-smallest option :headbang: :P
Shadowfax
9/13/02, 10:18am
I know....like I told you, it had to be the "normal" option that I must have voted...a small mistake, but I don't think that in this case anyone would ever believe me :D
I know I wouldn't :D
But I don't care...I'm not gonna show you guys otherwise....:D
will ever know though....*wink wink*[/siz]
Ok, not really, I'm just under 7.
Thanks to Nix for reminding us, you know we could probably score better if you were to email us pics. ;)
*looks through various pics on her HD*
Yup, I've definatly got some good shots here, none that you guys are seeing though! :D
Ok, not really, I'm just under 7.
Thanks to Nix for reminding us, you know we could probably score better if you were to email us pics. ;)
*looks through various pics on her HD*
Yup, I've definatly got some good shots here, none that you guys are seeing though! :D
But Nix, you want us to be all that we can be, don't you?
Porn will do that just as easily PT
insert penis here
9/13/02, 11:05am
No, I wrote a measurement application wich interacts with my scanner...
...and now you have a radioactive cock? :)
I think mine went in about two years ago. My virginity has almost totally grown back now as well, hehe. Oh well... back to uni in a month. :P
LL, can you provide detailed instructions on how to measure one's tallywhacker. I always used to start round the back at the top of my buttcrack but then I started to notice that an 18" schlong was slightly unusual. :blank:
um yes, well, just push it down straight to extend it, take a piece of rope from the tip to the base, and measure the rope, cuz some people are curved. base = where it reaches the scrotum, hence don't add that extra bit :D
:lol: @ Djcake
how many kids do you have?
LL - you can really be a sick bastard sometimes :D
3
Gato_Solo
9/13/02, 12:15pm
I'm negro. 'nuff said. ;)
Shadowfax
9/13/02, 12:16pm
I'm negro. 'nuff said. ;)
:rofl: :D
I'm negro. 'nuff said. ;):D don't see a second 8.1+ vote there.... :D
I sooo love this thread
:headbang:
djcake - how old are your kids?
halamikage
9/14/02, 05:19am
I sooo love this thread
:headbang:
I gotta agree with Na! I'm so loving this thread!
*sippin' my margarita and enjoying the show*
I sooo love this thread
:headbang:
djcake - how old are your kids?
Nathan is 8
Tyler is 5
Stephanie is 4
Gato_Solo
9/14/02, 10:29am
Shouldn't you add a scale for girth as well? ;)
Professur
9/14/02, 10:37am
I thought it was for girdth.
Gato_Solo
9/14/02, 10:40am
girth Pronunciation Key (gūrth)
n.
The distance around something; the circumference.
Size; bulk: a person of large girth.
A strap encircling an animal's body in order to secure a load or saddle on its back; a cinch
Dictionary.com (-http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=girth)
Professur
9/14/02, 10:55am
Yeah, that's what I said. Otherwise, you're gonna have to add a few entries on the larger side of the scale.
Yeah, that's what I said. Otherwise, you're gonna have to add a few entries on the larger side of the scale. :eek:
OMG, look what I found hidden under a pile of stuffage.
And you bumped it because.......? :D
And you bumped it because.......? :DHe had to voice his opinion :D
And you bumped it because.......? :D
Because at two people told the truth and one person's ruler adds on 3''
;)
And you bumped it because.......? :D
Because at two people told the truth and one person's ruler adds on 3''
;)Do you usually tell the truth? :P
Gato_Solo
10/16/02, 12:42pm
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :D
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :DI think you lied. :P Djcake selected the big one... you are negro, you're supposed to be XXXXL. :P
Shadowfax
10/16/02, 12:51pm
Hahaha :D
Gato_Solo
10/16/02, 01:06pm
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :DI think you lied. :P Djcake selected the big one... you are negro, you're supposed to be XXXXL. :P
Sorry. I didn't vote that...I voted the truth. Perhaps somebody else is having delusions of granduer by picking 8.1 or larger. :P
Not me :D
Now watch, some girl is going to cum in here and ask... "Whats it with guys that they are so obsessed with their dick size?"
Gato_Solo
10/16/02, 01:13pm
Ask them the same question. :laugh5:
unclehobart
10/16/02, 01:17pm
how? ... ask the chicks exactly what? How gappy are ya? How deep is rock bottom? Racing stripe, clean, or jungle? Theres not much leeway.
Gato_Solo
10/16/02, 01:23pm
No, no, no...Why are they so obsessed with our dick size...
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :DI think you lied. :P Djcake selected the big one... you are negro, you're supposed to be XXXXL. :P
Sorry. I didn't vote that...I voted the truth. Perhaps somebody else is having delusions of granduer by picking 8.1 or larger. :P
hmm... would you like some proof?... i can always point a few women in your direction and you can ask them yourself
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :DI think you lied. :P Djcake selected the big one... you are negro, you're supposed to be XXXXL. :P
Sorry. I didn't vote that...I voted the truth. Perhaps somebody else is having delusions of granduer by picking 8.1 or larger. :P
hmm... would you like some proof?... i can always point a few women in your direction and you can ask them yourselfNah, I will take your word for it. Or you can do it the geek way what Shadowfax and Psycho did... Scan it in and measure it on a computer.
OK I soo did not need to think of that.
Shadowfax
10/16/02, 01:38pm
:D :D
It's a good method though :D
Just make sure you scan the ruler too, some scanners will not give correct results :P
Gato_Solo
10/16/02, 02:37pm
And who do you think they are, oh footman? :DI think you lied. :P Djcake selected the big one... you are negro, you're supposed to be XXXXL. :P
Sorry. I didn't vote that...I voted the truth. Perhaps somebody else is having delusions of granduer by picking 8.1 or larger. :P
hmm... would you like some proof?... i can always point a few women in your direction and you can ask them yourself
Notice the word perhaps. Notice Djcake missing the word perhaps. Perhaps Djcake is now thinking of a sharp retort... ;)
6.3"
:D
Yay, i'm not weird!
Aunty Em
12/11/02, 11:12am
Someone's telling fibs 'cos that's not a "Normal" distribution.:eek:
Someone's telling fibs 'cos that's not a "Normal" distribution.:eek:
6.1 - 6.5" (16cm) (normal)
Me = 6.3"
Probably the only thing I am normal in... :rofl:
You know this is the length of your penis you are supposed to be posting and not your inside leg measurement, right?
6.1" is the average. :)
If you are responding to Auntie Em's comment I believe she was refering to the fact that most of the people who didn't vote int he average range (though most did vote average) voted bigger than average.
Aunty Em
12/11/02, 08:18pm
Someone's telling fibs 'cos that's not a "Normal" distribution.:eek:
Statistically speaking - student t-test - probability theorum.
*Thwack* Lays it on the table to measure. Damn, knocked over my drink.
You broke the table too. And the kids are giving you a funny look. :grumpy:
6.1" is the average. :)
If you are responding to Auntie Em's comment I believe she was refering to the fact that most of the people who didn't vote int he average range (though most did vote average) voted bigger than average.
Well, they're lying. LL and I don't like lying, except when those damn FBI agents come questioning about sniper rifles!
Aunty Em
12/11/02, 08:30pm
Someone's telling fibs 'cos that's not a "Normal" distribution.:eek:
Aunty Em
12/11/02, 08:32pm
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:)
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:)
Median is 6.6-7, mode is 6.1-6.5
too lazy to bother with mean
Aunty Em
12/11/02, 08:44pm
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:)
Median is 6.6-7, mode is 6.1-6.5
too lazy to bother with mean
So they do teach you something useful in school these days then. :)
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:) Couldn't give a damn. ;) Size doesn't matter anyways :D
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:)
Median is 6.6-7, mode is 6.1-6.5
too lazy to bother with mean
So they do teach you something useful in school these days then. :)
They taught that every year for the past four years :(
Every person with brain activity knows mean median and mode. We're into quartiles (the median of the numbers between the regular median and the lowest/highest number)
6.1" is the average. :)
Would that be the mean, the median or the mode?:) Couldn't give a damn. ;) Size doesn't matter anyways :D
6" is big enough for us!
*Thwack* Lays it on the table to measure. Damn, knocked over my drink.
You broke the table too. And the kids are giving you a funny look. :grumpy:
Woops. Sorry bout that. :(
Happens all the time actually.
Shadowfax
12/12/02, 06:56am
lol, doesn't this thread ever die? :D
it's one of the otc classics though...:D
lol, doesn't this thread ever die? :D
it's one of the otc classics though...:D
Actually LL broghut it up. We were having some discussions about :rfap: and I said "Why doesn't someone make a thread about penis size?" and LL said "I already did" and gave me a link.
Professur
12/14/02, 03:28am
I think a more important question would be, How many guys here have broken a condom?
Gato_Solo
12/14/02, 04:06am
I think a more important question would be, How many guys here have broken a condom?
I have...:grumpy:
I think a more important question would be, How many guys here have broken a condom? No I haven't.
unclehobart
12/14/02, 11:00am
yo!
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 11:34am
that's a negative, sir
PostCode
12/14/02, 12:28pm
The ol' lady measured it once....no wonder why she gasps all the time.
:D :D :D
Interesting thread...
I voted "normal" for myself, my boyfriend on the other hand...:eek2:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That didn't quite look like I thought it was going to. :D
Turned out even funnier than I had thought. :rofl:
Wacky Nacky
8/09/03, 05:51pm
Someone was mentioning this thread, so haha! me bumping it from the dead :D Yeah no penis but I have boobs :D Cup C either 32 or 34 not sure which :P
There's no option for "innie". :crying4:
/me claps wildly
Okay, so if 6.3 is average, looking at my current BF, I'm one lucky girl *grins from ear to ear* :D :D :D
NO fair. Average here but I managed to break the jonnie once or twice :D
paul_valaru
8/15/03, 03:14pm
Uhmm, It was measured for me...damn truth or dare
and i have broken condoms, but they where ramses, those snap east
wow. whats next guys? diameter?
well, no penis. got boobies.
size doesn't necessarily matter but you can't churn butter with a ttothpick.
wow. whats next guys? diameter?
well, no penis. got boobies.
size doesn't necessarily matter but you can't churn butter with a ttothpick.
Size matters
Eh, size doesn't matter in all aspects. If he can breath through his ears ... it'll even out. ;)
Eh, size doesn't matter in all aspects. If he can breath through his ears ... it'll even out. ;)
:rofl:
How about if I can straighten my cowlick with my tongue?
How about if I can straighten my cowlick with my tongue?
Hey PT? I have some work...yeah, work...that I need done around the house...um...plumbing and stuff. Wanna come over? :)
Be right over. That damn drain clogged again?
Be right over. That damn drain clogged again?
Yeah, I need to get it flushed out more often.
Damn, Cam, you beat me to 'im. *makes note not to leave the office anymore*
Damn, Cam, you beat me to 'im. *makes note not to leave the office anymore*
I only have him penned in for Mondays, Thursdays and Sunday's. Check your calendar, I'm sure you can fit him in ;)
Are you implying PT's a whore? :D If so, I'll take Tuesdays and Fridays. :D
Are you implying PT's a whore? :D If so, I'll take Tuesdays and Fridays. :D
Oh no, never, nope, nuh uh. He's a "plumber" and an all 'round "handy" man. But I'm sure you could still "use" him.
Oh no, never, nope, nuh uh. He's a "plumber" and an all 'round "handy" man. But I'm sure you could still "use" him.
:rofl4:
There is that thing that needs to be thinged with a thing thing. I hear plumber's are good at that.
Fuck that, I'm no whore. Whores get paid. I'm a slut.
I think of it more as a Community Service. Too bad my Parole Officer doesn't see it the same way. :eh:
freako104
8/15/03, 09:00pm
well if youd stop doing his daughter he might back off ;) she just turned 18 you know
paul_valaru
8/18/03, 10:35am
I think of it more as a Community Service. Too bad my Parole Officer doesn't see it the same way. :eh:
Don't you get that warm fuzzy feeling when you do something good for your community, I'm always volenteering my services.
and receiving restraining orders.
Don't you get that warm fuzzy feeling when you do something good for your community, I'm always volenteering my services.
and receiving restraining orders.
Ah yes, but with a little bit of ether and a blindfold, they'll never know it was you. :wink2:
freako104
8/18/03, 12:47pm
:lol: giving him ideas there PT
i'm not sure he needs the help....
paul_valaru
8/18/03, 04:45pm
Hmmmmm
*thinks of calling up friend who works in a lab, getting fun chemicals*
thanks!!!!!
Hmmmmm
*thinks of calling up friend who works in a lab, getting fun chemicals*
thanks!!!!!
<shakes head slowly>
paul_valaru
8/18/03, 05:04pm
i would never do anything underhanded
your getting hot
Like drugs
take off your clothes
or hypnosis
come here
or subliminals
do me
freako104
8/18/03, 05:18pm
i would never do anything underhanded
your getting hot
Like drugs
take off your clothes
or hypnosis
come here
or subliminals
do me
that usually works better if they are in a sleep. its easier to get ideas into their subconscious
Hmmmmm
*thinks of calling up friend who works in a lab, getting fun chemicals*
thanks!!!!!
hey! I resemble that remark!
paul_valaru
8/19/03, 11:10am
hey! I resemble that remark!
and if you can put it in a moosehead bottle I have a target in mind
CydCharisse
8/21/03, 08:38pm
which two have the 8.1 inch or bigger penis?
*Thwack* Lays it on the table to measure. Damn, knocked over my drink.
:trippy: Ur a trip stew lmao
Sorry, NO penis here-I have Boobies- "Small ones" But still got em" :rolleyes: (*)(*)
that was PT but I'll take the credit...PM me for further information on this offer
:trippy: Ur a trip PT lmao
[Mare still gives credit to stew :winkkiss: ]
CydCharisse
8/22/03, 02:49pm
Why? Going on a trip? :D
Yes, when I find out who they are ;)
paul_valaru
8/22/03, 04:30pm
LOL, you gonna travel the word in search of 8+ inches?
that is dedication
I don't think whoever did will speak up.
CydCharisse
8/22/03, 09:57pm
I've never had an 8+, but I want to find out.......but, I don't think my fiancee would approve...
Who says we have to tell him?
*Thwack
CydCharisse
8/23/03, 12:13am
Actually, I was planning on squeezing him in on a Meange A Trois (the 8+er that is)
With your girlfriend? :lloyd:
CydCharisse
8/23/03, 12:15am
my girlfriend? No with my....ah fuck, that sounds good now too
Professur
4/21/04, 02:20pm
um yes, well, just push it down straight to extend it, take a piece of rope from the tip to the base, and measure the rope, cuz some people are curved. base = where it reaches the scrotum, hence don't add that extra bit :D
It just occured to me. He's measured it all wrong. You're supposed to measure the topside, tip-to-hairline.
It just occured to me. He's measured it all wrong. You're supposed to measure the topside, tip-to-hairline.Is there an ISO standard for this?
It just occured to me. He's measured it all wrong. You're supposed to measure the topside, tip-to-hairline.
I thought it was an imaginary point in space where you think the tip is...
Is there an ISO standard for this?
ISO 10012: Measurement managment systems - Requirements for measurement processes and measuring equipment
Professur
8/23/05, 02:08pm
Yearly bump.
ekahs retsam
8/23/05, 03:21pm
If you want to watch a intresting effect next time move the (normal) down to 5 - 5.5 and adjust the figures so that it is in the middle and watch what hapens. :banana:
It still amuses me that over 40 guys would actually post their schlong size on a website. It's even a free website. Usually, you'd have to pay to play that kind of shit.
And who the fuck actually admitted being under 5 inches? :lol2:
Professur
8/25/05, 02:16pm
17 of those are wimmen.
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