Allright, I'm bored. Let's have a one-word-post

[Shadowfax]

When

[fury]

hard :headbang:

[Jas101]

Sheep

[fury]

come :eek:

[Jas101]

over

[fury]

your

[ris]

velcro

[Jas101]

blindfold

[sbcanada]

you

[Justintime]

feel :D

[sbcanada]

very

[ris]

wool

[sbcanada]

ey :D

[ris]

and

[Jas101]

sticky

[Shadowfax]

so

[Jas101]

slap

[Shadowfax]

your

[fury]

wanker

[Shadowfax]

and

[fury]

sing

[Shadowfax]

until

[sbcanada]

you

[Shadowfax]

hear

[outside looking in]

Barbara

[sbcanada]

Walters :D

[MuFu]

flangeing

(is that even a word?)[/siz]

[outside looking in]

squirting

[Shadowfax]

or

[ris]

felching

[fury]

. Titmice

[ris]

can

[fury]

squeak

[fury]

when

[fury]

squeezed

[tarez]

so

[ris]

press

[tarez]

the

[ris]

titmeeces

[Shadowfax]

hard

[tarez]

and

[ris]

slippery

[outside looking in]

nuts

[tarez]

but

[ris]

if

[outside looking in]

Godzilla

[ris]

to

[tarez]

[godzilla]


attacks

[ris]

then

[outside looking in]

shits

[ris]

on

[tarez]

a

[MuFu]

Rastafarian

[ris]

monkfish

[Professur]

Ever notice how some people will do anything to pump up their post count?

[sbcanada]

Damn spammers. ;)

[ris]

that's more than one word per post. now we'll have to start again.... :D

[MuFu]

In...

[Professur]

trouble

[Leslie]

:eek:

[MuFu]

with

[MuFu]

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valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycy lalanylalanyl-
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lserine.

[Leslie]

drank

[sbcanada]

Stop


Spamming


Before


I


Lock


This


Thread


;)

[Leslie]

eh?

[sbcanada]

No eh! ;)

[Leslie]

Originally posted by sbcanada
No eh! ;)
why?

[sbcanada]

Cuz we don't say eh!

Eh? :o

[Leslie]

maybe you're weird. we do. :D

[MuFu]

Yeah, what's that all aboot, eh? :headbang:

MuFu.

[Leslie]

I'll second that-

Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

[Leslie]

now where were we? drank.........[/siz]
some

[MuFu]

Does anybody ever use the phrase "hoser" (from the film Strange Brew)?

Damn funny word. "Hosehead" is good too. On my gap year, we made a deal with a bunch of hosers from BC that we'd promote the use of the word "hoser" back in the UK. They decided to pimp out the word "bollocks" in their native land. :D

I see "wanker" is catching on in the States. No longer just a make of beer...

MuFu.

[Leslie]

lol hoser is old now in Ontario anyway, still used as a jokey insult, we fall down in fits laughing aboot it because we hear it so rarely. wanker is old too here, didn't last long. :D

[MuFu]

What else... "fuckstick" and "fucktard" I heard from the Canadians (lovely polite people they were). Also "chief" and "chieftan" for people that nick stuff. Cool. :D

MuFu.

[Leslie]

I can't think of any that are new that are uniquely Canadian anymore - lots of gluebag, what are you on glue? Maybe cause it's all I know I don't know that it's different lol. We call shoplifting the five finger discount, but I think that's everywhere. You guys on the other hand have a ton of funny ones to us. Git, namely lol :D

[T W]

Melenkurion

[tarez]

hmmm thread went away? damnit

[Leslie]

no, not gone away, we were at drank, then sb rudely interrupted, then we got to some, then MuFu and I had a little side chat, now the last word was Melenkurion. Your turn :)

[tarez]

monkeys

[greenfreak]

can't

[outside looking in]

[sidebar]

I've been saying fuckstick for the past ten years. Kind of my pet name for people I don't care much for. Fuckhole and shithole also serve that purpose.

BTW, Strangebrew was an awsome movie, you hoser

[sidebar]

a

[tarez]

[can't]


fly

[outside looking in]

steamboats.

[tarez]

Unless

[outside looking in]

chimpanzees

[tarez]

will

[sbcanada]

suck :eek:

[ris]

i use fuckwit, mingebucket, arsemonkeys, tosspot, wanker, total wanker, zebra bastard zebra, arsebiscuit, swut, and many combinations of the above :D

i am known in my work office as tourettes-ris for the impressive and continuous quality of my swearing ;)

[tarez]

on

[MuFu]

[b][b]

[ris]

flavoured

[tarez]

rum

[MuFu]

calluses

[Kruz]

scratch

[Shadowfax]

therefor

[MuFu]

nincompoops

[Jon]

flick

[Shadowfax]

under

[K62]

k62's

[MuFu]

foreskin

[ris]

that's

[MuFu]

strangely

[K62]

tight

[MuFu]

, restricting

[K62]

peein

[ris]

and

[K62]

unF'in

[ris]

pvc

[tarez]

pipes

[ris]

. retractable

[MuFu]

weeners

[ris]

can

[MuFu]

assist

[ris]

in

[Professur]

causing

[MuFu]

delicately

[ris]

lubricated

[tarez]

nads

[Luis G]

to

[tarez]

expand

[fury]

penis

[Professur]

shaft

[tarez]

quickly

[Professur]

until

[Luis G]

somebody

:D :D

[tarez]

drains

[Luis G]

over

[fury]

ninegallons :eek:

[ris]

of

[tarez]

of

[ris]

.....of..... ;)

[tarez]

wet

[MuFu]

fish.

[ris]

tomorrow's

[Shadowfax]

beef

[K62]

taste

[ris]

can

[Professur]

mutate

[ris]

into

[Luis G]

something

[K62]

smelly

[Professur]

and

[Soler]

ugly

[ris]

fetid

[Professur]

cheese.

[K62]

d00t

[MuFu]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[K62]

mufu

[ris]

architectonic

[tarez]

and

[tommyj27]

archaic


... actually I just decided to revive this since everyone's just sitting around watching the new posts page

[Vortex]

ke?

I completely missed this one!

Thanks for reviving it ;)

[Shadowfax]

whoah!

old memories...and it's even an old thread of mine :D 1 yr + ago....much has happened since then :(

[Vortex]

purple

old memories...and it's even an old thread of mine 1 yr + ago....much has happened since then :hug: A lot can happen in a year :headbng2: it's the way things go.

[Shadowfax]

yeah, definately...looking in retrospective should have been better though....perhaps next year

[Vortex]

perhaps next year Or perhaps this year! :D I mean you still have a good 7 months left to have an awesome time!! :headbng2:

[MuFu]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO THE ONE WORD THANG PEOPLE. :D

cumquats

[freako104]

isnt there already a thread for this?

[lacemyster]

tired

[MuFu]

of

[PT]

this

[MuFu]

sanctimonious

[PT]

bullshit.

[tommyj27]

why

[Shadowfax]

is

[MuFu]

Bush

[tommyj27]

humping

[MuFu]

Osama

[tommyj27]

like

[freako104]

that

[tommyj27]

he

[MuFu]

obviously

[freako104]

is

[MuFu]

sexually

[woodman19_99]

and

[chcr]

emotionally

[woodman19_99]

frustrated

[tommyj27]

because

[woodman19_99]

Saddam's

[MuFu]

gerbils

[woodman19_99]

pilfered

[freako104]

him

[Shadowfax]

but

[Shadowfax]

[off topic]
after more than a year i finally discovered the spelling error in the title :D changed "I bored" to "I'm bored"
thank you for your attention :D
[/off topic]

[MuFu]

didn't

[chcr]

get

[MuFu]

beer!

[Shadowfax]

fortunately

[Vortex]

Pineapple!




















































:alienhuh:

[tommyj27]

fit

[Aunty Em]

up

[tommyj27]

Johnny's

[woodman19_99]

nostril

[tommyj27]

even

[Shadowfax]

though

[tommyj27]

coke

[Aunty Em]

users

[woodman19_99]

typically

[freako104]

are

[tommyj27]

fond

[Arris]

of

[Aunty Em]

chocolate

[woodman19_99]

covered

[Arris]

beavers

[freako104]

dipped

[tommyj27]

in

[woodman19_99]

milky

[freako104]

white

[BigDadday]

coconut

[tommyj27]

crap

[Dave]

chainsaw

[tommyj27]

massacre

[Dave]

slasher

[tommyj27]

sliced

[Dave]

diced

[tommyj27]

and

[Dave]

pureed

[tommyj27]

I

[Dave]

eat

[Mirlyn]

pie

[Dave]

through

[tommyj27]

a

[PT]

hole

[tommyj27]

in

[Vortex]

one
:alienhuh:

[MuFu]

earlobe

[Vortex]

penguin

[Dave]

dung

[Vortex]

bungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. .

[tommyj27]

jumping

[Aunty Em]

from

[tommyj27]

trees

[Aunty Em]

over

[tommyj27]

there

[Aunty Em]

beside

[Vortex]

penguin! :alienhuh:

[Shadowfax]

suddenly

[Vortex]

green :sick2:

[Aunty Em]

sparks

[tommyj27]

started

[Vortex]

commotion

[tommyj27]

amongst

[Aunty Em]

Linux

[tommyj27]

dorks

[Aunty Em]

Windows

[Leslie]

streaky

[Aunty Em]

bacon

[tommyj27]

interface

[Vortex]

bubbles