Why it's better on TV

[Gonz]

Besides the $600. face value tickets going for several grand...

MIAMI Die-hard football fans attending the Super Bowl game at Dolphin Stadium are getting a rude awakening after finding out that no tailgating of any type will be allowed within a one mile radius on game day.

"There is no tailgating allowed in the Dolphin Stadium parking lots," Sue Jaquez, a member of the Super Bowl XLI Host Committee, confirmed on Tuesday. "And there is no tailgating anywhere within a one-mile radius of the stadium." "And there are no RVs allowed."

Tailgating is permitted during regular- and post-season games for Dolphins fans, a team official on Tuesday said it would indeed be allowed at the Super Bowl. According to Jaquez, however, the official has been seriously misinformed.

Source (http://cbs4.com/sports/local_story_025154548.html)

[Dave]

i'd rather sit on my couch and drink good beer than go to the game anyway. i could go out and buy a brand new HDTV and surround sound for less than it would cost to actually go to the game.

[Luis G]

So if everyone is moving at low speed (or not moving at all) at the parking lot, what is considered tailgating?

Dumbasses.

[chcr]

So if everyone is moving at low speed (or not moving at all) at the parking lot, what is considered tailgating?

Dumbasses.
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailgate_party) is what they're referring to, Luis. Not following another car too closely. :)

[Gonz]

Ahhh, slang...ain't it grand.

[fury]

The rules put in force by the NFL prohibit grilling or consuming alcohol within on Dolphins Stadium grounds.That's half of enjoying the game, though

[Gato_Solo]

That's half of enjoying the game, though

Gotta get that concessions money. ;)

[TexasRaceLady]

You couldn't get me there if you gave me tickets. I'm much happier sitting in my own comfy recliner, with suitable beverages and snacks only 10 feet away(and no stairs). I don't have to get dressed --- I can wear my well-worn old sweats with no bra and no shoes. hehehe

Best of all --- I have my OWN PRIVATE bathroom -- no sharing with thousands of others. :D

[SouthernN'Proud]

Can't say I've ever watched the Super Bowl with a bra on...

[Gonz]

Try it, you might like it.