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Professur

11/13/06, 10:23am

Saturday night, I opted to save the wimmen folk from the usual drudgery and whip up a lasagna. Well, I must have done something, coz the kitchen hasn't been right since. To start, half the table said it was really spicy, the other claimed it wasn't spicy enough.

Then, last night, the missus burn the crap outta a supper of Swedish meatballs ... and Mum roasted 6 pans of irish tea bread.

I'm worried I might have hexed the stove or summat.

11/13/06, 10:27am

hang a severed cockeral's head in each of the four corners of the Kitchen and one by the window ... and light a candle at midnight ... that should do the trick.

(oh and take a photo!)

Professur

11/13/06, 10:32am

We don't get cockerals here.

SouthernN'Proud

11/13/06, 10:55am

Yeah, it was you. I suggest exile.

Professur

11/13/06, 10:57am

From the kitchen? Woohoo.

Gonz

11/13/06, 10:59am

The wimmins were on a roll & you had to go & break it. Shame on you. (Lasagna, too spicy? Is that even possible?)

highwayman

11/13/06, 12:29pm

We don't get cockerals here.

Burn insence and have the fridge well suplied with beer, you'll get over it...

tonksy

11/13/06, 01:20pm

What the fuck is a cockeral? Like a cross between a cocker spaniel and a mackeral?

highwayman

11/13/06, 01:41pm

What the fuck is a cockeral? Like a cross between a cocker spaniel and a mackeral?

More like a virgen rooster that has a fish fetish...

Uki Chick

11/13/06, 01:42pm

Cockeral

tonksy

11/13/06, 01:51pm

That looks like a regular old rooster to me :shrug:
Thanks though.

highwayman

11/13/06, 02:01pm

Better watch out for dem roosters, dey have freinds...

11/13/06, 02:43pm

you guys are cracking me up!!

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl3: :rofl4: :rofl: :rofl2: :rofl3:

Professur

11/13/06, 02:48pm

Oooo. I guess the yoke's on you.

Inkara1

11/13/06, 03:01pm

Don't egg him on.

highwayman

11/13/06, 03:04pm

This is turning too scambled for me...

tonksy

11/13/06, 03:07pm

That pun is definitely nothing to crow about.

Professur

11/13/06, 03:10pm

I'm thinking it's time to dish out some punishment for the people too chicken to join in.

11/13/06, 03:15pm

eggzactly!

SouthernN'Proud

11/13/06, 03:56pm

I'm thinking it's time to dish out some punishment for the people too chicken to join in.

If you think yer cock of the walk enough, bring it.

highwayman

11/13/06, 04:03pm

Awww shit... Nothing like being egged on...

Nixy

11/13/06, 08:15pm

What the fuck is a cockeral? Like a cross between a cocker spaniel and a mackeral?

:rofl4:

Five brushing teeth smilies for you!!!

:brush: :brush: :brush: :brush: :brush:

Kruz

11/13/06, 08:21pm

your all a bunch of Bad Eggs, who cant take a Yoke.

Inkara1

11/13/06, 08:48pm

So I guess it went over easy for you, huh?

BeardofPants

11/14/06, 05:32am

Man, you guys are poaching all the good puns!

11/14/06, 06:06am

yeah ...hold fire on the puns ..till ya can see the whites of their eyes ...

tonksy

11/14/06, 09:05am

You guys are cracking the boundaries of good taste...I'm shell shocked.

Gato_Solo

11/14/06, 06:16pm

Talk about the good taste pot being boiled over...:crap: