World's Smallest Political Quiz

[highwayman]

:la:

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

[abooja]

You fall exactly on the border of two political philosophies...

CONSERVATIVE LIBERTARIAN

CONSERVATIVES tend to favor economic freedom, but frequently support laws to restrict personal behavior that violates "traditional values." They oppose excessive government control of business, while endorsing government action to defend morality and the traditional family structure. Conservatives usually support a strong military, oppose bureaucracy and high taxes, favor a free-market economy, and endorse strong law enforcement.

LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence. Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.

[tonksy]

Here's a big surprise!

LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and

economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one

that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.

Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose

government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate

diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties

[BeardofPants]

LIBERALS usually embrace freedom of choice in personal
matters, but tend to support significant government control of the
economy. They generally support a government-funded "safety net"
to help the disadvantaged, and advocate strict regulation
of business. Liberals tend to favor environmental regulations,
defend civil liberties and free expression, support government action
to promote equality, and tolerate diverse lifestyles.

[unclehobart]

Libertarian... but then the test was generated by a libertarian organization. To not score in the libertarian range is to come of like a poopy head. I'm sure there are a 100 ways to skew the questions in such a way to make everyone come out exactly as intended.

smaller quiz:

a. Should George Bush and his Nazi tree-cutting porkbarrel business baby-killing friends be allowed to wipe their ass with the Constitution? yes/no

b. Do you enjoy breathing and wish to remain doing so? yes/no

c. Throwing small bunnies into a chipper/shredder is a bad idea. yes/no


If you said no, yes, yes... you are a socialist!

If you said anything else, a wagon will be dispatched to take you to the assylum.

[highwayman]

If you said anything else, a wagon will be dispatched to take you to the assylum.

Answer the door, the guys with the special shirt for you are knoking...

[ekahs retsam]

very interesting...

[chcr]

Answer the door, the guys with the special shirt for you are knoking...
Oh look, the ice cream man is here... :lloyd:

[Gonz]

LIBERTARIAN
70% personal
90% economic


Almost directly opposite of BoP. Whata surprise

[highwayman]

Oh look, the ice cream man is here... :lloyd:
:trippin:

[Leslie]

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz-score/draw.php?p=9&e=4
Your PERSONAL issues Score is 90%.
Your ECONOMIC issues Score is 40%.

Surprise!! :lloyd:

[BeardofPants]

Almost directly opposite of BoP. Whata surprise
Bite me, right-wing nut job. :P

[Inkara1]

I'm more libertarian than Gonz.

[Gonz]

more libertarian but less conservative

[Gonz]

Bite me, right-wing nut job. :P

not til you get over your iinfection ya commie kook

[Winky]

No surprise there...

http://members.cox.net/phxtech/dani/conserv.JPG

[unclehobart]

http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz-score/draw.php?p=10&e=9

[HomeLAN]

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[unclehobart]

No wonder I hang out with you. I wonder what question we differed on.

[HomeLAN]

Hmm. Corporate welfare? Or military drafts?

[unclehobart]

drugs?

[unclehobart]

Government should not censor speech, press, media or Internet A
Military service should be voluntary. There should be no draft A
There should be no laws regarding sex for consenting adults A
Repeal laws prohibiting adult possession and use of drugs A
There should be no National ID card A

End "corporate welfare." No government handouts to business A
End government barriers to international free trade M
Let people control their own retirement; privatize Social Security A
Replace government welfare with private charity A
Cut taxes and government spending by 50% or more A

Thats how I laid it out.

[HomeLAN]

Gov't barriers to free trade and the draft. There ya go. And we didn't go polar opposites on either one.

[Gonz]

Military service should be voluntary. There should be no draft A
There should be no laws regarding sex for consenting adults A

Both maybes for me

[BeardofPants]

not til you get over your iinfection ya commie kook
Wassamatter? Scared you might catch something ye limey bastard? :evilcool:

[Gonz]

Limey? Those roots rotted off & fell by the wayside once we got rid of the King. ya silly kiwi trollop.

[BeardofPants]

Yo Prof? I knew limey was english. :devious:

[Professur]

Yo Prof? I knew limey was english. :devious:

I was terribly shocked that you might not.