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Inkara1

1/03/06, 08:56pm

I got my first Social Security statement in the mail today. I don't have enough credits for retirement benefits yet but I do qualify for disability benefits.

highwayman

1/03/06, 10:02pm

Have you had a prostrate exam yet?

chcr

1/03/06, 10:04pm

Have you had a prostrate exam yet?
Is that friendly concern or an amorous offer? :lol:

Inkara1

1/04/06, 12:38am

Maybe I can ask Christina for help on that one... ^_^

AlphaTroll

1/04/06, 02:53am

Old man to wife: Hun, today at the pension offices, I had to show the lady behind the counter the grey hair on my chest, to prove I am eligible for old age pension.
Wife: You should have shown her your dick & claimed disability as well.

***lame I know***

highwayman

1/04/06, 11:06am

Is that friendly concern or an amorous offer? :lol:

I'll just say it was not amorous, I'm not the type....

highwayman

1/04/06, 11:07am

Winky

1/04/06, 11:30am

I have 20 years to find out if I get my benefits!

Professur

1/04/06, 11:33am

I have 20 years to find out if I get my benefits!

You mean 20 years to worry if the gov't is gonna spend it on ya.

Gonz

1/04/06, 01:10pm

Thye've already spent it. I believe mine was gone when Carter was in ofice.

Inkara1

1/04/06, 02:56pm

Interestingly enough, between my old job at RadioShack and this one at the newspaper, my 2005 earnings should just about equal all the money I'd earned in the rest of the years combined, according to the Social Security statement.

tonksy

1/04/06, 03:33pm

I'm not going to count on social security. I'm gonna pull an Anna Nicole and find me an ancient millionaire that just wants his hand held. Figure I'll scope out the Cardio ward at Emory or something...

Professur

1/04/06, 03:34pm

Gonna?

tonksy

1/04/06, 03:34pm

ah, prof. Rob wants more than his hand held ;)

Professur

1/04/06, 03:36pm

Still hasn't signed that new will, has he?

tonksy

1/04/06, 03:36pm

Heck, I dunno.