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SouthernN'Proud
1/03/06, 11:58am
Maurice Clarrett. This guy has flubbed everything that has come his way. Stupendously talented athlete, got greedy, blew his NFL career, now he's named in an armed robbery. What an idiot.



Story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10672212/)
rrfield
1/03/06, 02:56pm
Wow. Suposedly he was on his way to hooking on with an NFL team and being sent to europe this summer.


Dumbass!
SouthernN'Proud
8/09/06, 12:24pm
And now there's this. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2544230)

What a dolt.
Professur
8/09/06, 12:28pm
That's what happens when a guy chooses a child's game as a career path. You can't really expect them to grow up, now can you?
SouthernN'Proud
8/09/06, 12:40pm
Why yes. Yes I can in fact. I expect everyone to grow up and accept the responsibilities inherent to growing up. I expect everyone to realize that decisions have consequences. I expect everyone to contribute in some meaningful way to their own betterment and to the advancement of their community, nation, and species as a whole.



You can stop giggling now.
woodman19_99
8/09/06, 12:45pm
I agree, this guys gift is a complete waste on him.

" You will not make the NFL, you JACKASS!" (edited quote from Happy Gilmore)
Professur
8/09/06, 12:48pm
You can stop giggling now.


right after i change my pants.
Gonz
8/09/06, 12:52pm
I have similar expectations. As I age, it hurts less to be constantly disappointed.
AlphaTroll
8/15/06, 11:27am
Hey Gonz, my birthday is coming up. Why not surprise the shit outta me and NOT be a cynic...just for the day ;)
Professur
8/15/06, 11:33am
He can't. We have it under good authority that the world would come to a rather abrupt end if he did.
tonksy
8/15/06, 02:11pm
Yeah, it's right up there with peace in the middle east.
Gonz
8/15/06, 10:52pm
Me cynical? Nah.
AlphaTroll
8/16/06, 11:26am
You take it to another level - even cynical about being cynical. Dyamn.

Anyway, you still get to wear the pink tutu and tiara.
Gonz
8/16/06, 11:36am
Make it the purple one & you've got a deal
SouthernN'Proud
8/16/06, 11:43am
On behalf of the population of OTC, I beg of you to NOT, under any circumstance, post any photograph of Gonz in tutu and tiara regardless of color of said tutu. Well, maybe a nice tranquil chiffon color might be OK, it'd go with his back hair so well...NO! NONE!!
tonksy
8/16/06, 11:45am
How about a vintage Lilly Pulitzer mumu with a french chignon complete with hibiscus behind the ear and silver rhinestone sandals?
SouthernN'Proud
8/16/06, 11:46am
I can already tell you have put way too much thought into this...
tonksy
8/16/06, 11:46am
Hey, man...what I do with my own time is completely up to me :)
A.B.Normal
8/16/06, 11:47am
How about a vintage Lilly Pulitzer mumu with a french chignon complete with hibiscus behind the ear and silver rhinestone sandals?

Even if I knew what the hell you were describing I'd say NO would be the safest bet.
tonksy
8/16/06, 11:48am
You guys have no sense of adventure.
Professur
8/16/06, 11:49am
If we saw that, we'd have no sense of appetite ...... ever again.
SouthernN'Proud
8/16/06, 11:56am
Some things just can't be unseen once viewed, no matter how much Mad Dog you drink.
rrfield
8/16/06, 12:27pm
back on topic...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2551018

FUCK. I'll take Randy and his water squirting, Packer mooning behavior back, please.
Professur
8/16/06, 12:29pm
back on topic...


*aside to fellow commentator* Are we allowed to do that?
A.B.Normal
8/16/06, 12:34pm
*aside to fellow commentator* Are we allowed to do that?
Well ,since the thread had detoured to describing Gonz in a tutu,I think we can let rrfield slide on his putting the thread back on topic.If it happens again though,we'll have Gonz email the pics directly to him.:hmm:
tonksy
8/16/06, 12:38pm
back on topic...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2551018

FUCK. I'll take Randy and his water squirting, Packer mooning behavior back, please.
Rmember that old joke about the Dallas Cowboys superbowl rings being hand cuffs? I fear your team in inheritting that :(
rrfield
8/16/06, 01:29pm
Naah, that's the bengals :)

We've had a rash of incidents, but this has been an ongoing problem with Koren. The Seahawks cut him for the same reason.
Inkara1
8/16/06, 01:57pm
I liked the joke on Sunday Night Football about how the Bengals played the entire first half without anyone being arrested.
rrfield
8/16/06, 02:04pm
If it happens again though,we'll have Gonz email the pics directly to him.:hmm:

lesson learned. it will never happen again!
BeardofPants
8/17/06, 05:17am
muumuus are just evil. I've never seen a muumuu that's been flattering on a woman, let alone on a gonz. Gack. Somebody pass the mind bleach.
Gonz
8/17/06, 10:49am
What's the problem?
http://www.oldmans.hu/_newsletter/2005/marc1/exhibur/funnieuw1.jpg
woodman19_99
8/17/06, 10:52am
That picture shall haunt my dreams for all eternity. Damn you Gonz...
AlphaTroll
8/17/06, 11:38am
Hey Gonzie Wonzie...the day has arived so.....go on, you know what to do :brow: :D http://www.gorgeousgifts.com.au/images/tutu_purple_sml.jpg
SouthernN'Proud
8/17/06, 09:11pm
They have Dollar General stores in Indiana? Be damned...
BeardofPants
8/18/06, 03:55am
Sweet mother of all that's holy - gonz, never again.