For Sale: One Backbone

[Gonz]

When I met my wife some 23 years ago, I fucked like a rabbit, smoked like a chimney, drank like a fish, could talk the devil into giving me his throne, had hair down to my ass, wore 28" 501s & black leather & rode motocycles (I didn't even own a 4-wheeled vehicle). We were gonna raise Ferraris, not babies.

All these years later, I don't drink, I quit smoking, my hair is much shorter (though still there), my leather won't zip, those jeans will barely pass my thighs, I sold my bike, I had my balls cut off (figuratively) & the dentists calls to say my teeth pulling adventure is a go.

To top it off, last night i got a Teamster Application form.

Just kill me now. Please.

[Gato_Solo]

Just remember to use the KY jelly when you turn it in...:lol:

[paul_valaru]

well have a merry christmas....


what else did you do, listen to bad 70's music...like the nugent dude :devious:

[Winky]

@ least you are still alive

[unclehobart]

yeah.. alive... as a member of a labor union. Its more of a half life... an echo of fomer lifes glory. A mere flash in the mirror.

[Gato_Solo]

A drop in the pot...:devious:

[highwayman]

Use the aplication to light a fire in the stove. But first ask them what happened to Jimmy Hoffa...

[K62]

When I met my wife some 23 years ago, I fucked like a rabbit, smoked like a chimney, drank like a fish, could talk the devil into giving me his throne, had hair down to my ass, wore 28" 501s & black leather & rode motocycles (I didn't even own a 4-wheeled vehicle). We were gonna raise Ferraris, not babies.

All these years later, I don't drink, I quit smoking, my hair is much shorter (though still there), my leather won't zip, those jeans will barely pass my thighs, I sold my bike, I had my balls cut off (figuratively) & the dentists calls to say my teeth pulling adventure is a go.

To top it off, last night i got a Teamster Application form.

Just kill me now. Please.

If it makes you feel any better... 22 years from now I will understand how you feel. :D

[Gato_Solo]

If it makes you feel any better... 22 years from now I will understand how you feel. :D

You know you wanna... (http://www.wiseacre-gardens.com/buttons/pics/sounds/sylvest02.wav):grumpy:

[Gonz]

Ye K6, you will & I'll be passed the middle age problems & on to important stuff, like where I put my depends.

[chcr]

Ye K6, you will & I'll be passed the middle age problems & on to important stuff, like where I put my depends.
Who cares where you put 'em as long as you have a pair on.

[K62]

:D