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ClaireBear
2/09/05, 08:25am
Yes... the Bears been recruiting again! (I should work for the armed forces in America... although it seems tit flashing is frowned upon... :shrug: :D )
Hiya Lopan! :wave2:
He is an accquiantance of mine from another forum... Lopan!
Welcome... do stick around, post lots and have fun.
ClaireBear
2/09/05, 08:37am
cheers bear
You're welcome...
Here have a beer... *CB chucks D a cold one (I'm talking lager! :rolleyes: ) *
Gato_Solo
2/09/05, 08:48am
Oh...another fan of one of my favorite movies has appeared...
All I know is, this Lopan character appears in the middle of a goddamned alley, with his buddies flying around on wires cutting people to shreds, and he just stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth?
Oh...another fan of one of my favorite movies has appeared...
Me too. :D Welcome.
SouthernN'Proud
2/09/05, 09:19am
Welcome, though I have no idea what movie is being referenced. Love the signature btw.
erm thanks *feels lump swelling in throat*
The film Lopan is from is "Big trouble in Little China" Utterley ridiculous but its the only film where Kurt Russell is good. Plus it has some killer one liners
" Like old Jack used to say....."
ClaireBear
2/09/05, 10:05am
erm thanks *feels lump swelling in throat*
Damn! You sure thats the only thing swelling? :winkkiss:
Calm down bear, Its like a carry on film with you. I feel like I'm in a room with Kenneth Williams " oooooh Matron"
ClaireBear
2/09/05, 10:15am
Calm down bear, Its like a carry on film with you. I feel like I'm in a room with Kenneth Williams " oooooh Matron"
I resent that comment... ;)
Go on... say your line... you know you wanna! :rolleyes:
unclehobart
2/09/05, 10:15am
hiya
I resent that comment... ;)
Go on... say you line... you know you wanna! :rolleyes:
No Bear you resemble that comment, and you love it feisty little devil
ClaireBear
2/09/05, 10:28am
hiya
Hello Unc! :wave2:
Professur
2/09/05, 10:28am
So, what's this other site? Sounds like time for a panty raid.
Ahhhh, another victim :wave:
ClaireBear
2/09/05, 11:52am
Ahhhh, another victim :wave:
Ah-ah-ah! Gonz... play nice! :swing:
freako104
2/10/05, 10:00pm
you know what Jack Burton says in a situation like this
he seems less whacked than her (CB) but not by much
ClaireBear
2/15/05, 09:12am
he seems less whacked than her (CB) but not by much
You obviously don't know him well enough yet! :lol2:
Cheeky SOB! :kiss:
Well then tell him to try HARDER
I'm perfectly normal, ridiculous to suggest otherwise
ClaireBear
2/15/05, 09:20am
I'm perfectly normal, ridiculous to suggest otherwise
But you're British... :D
And so beacuse I'm wearing a parrot posing pouch, clogs and a fly fishing trilby then I'm not normal. confounded. I am in an office half way up a mountain though.
The view from my office
http://www.lancs.ac.uk/users/esqn/coslab04/images/ambleside1a.jpg
ok ok its a bit further down than that
ClaireBear
2/15/05, 09:30am
M'kay...
Can I just stress that while I'm British... Lopan is a very very special kind... entirely different from me... a breed apart...
:bolt:
A window office with an awesome view Damn made it to the top of the heap eh?
Its quite hard not to have a mountain view where I live. It all be mountains lakes and forests here. Certainly beats an industrial estate.
Yeah, I'd agree with that...
Britons who have held burglars in their homes until the police arrived, by using toy pistols, have been arrested along with the burglars. To the collectivist mindset, independent self-help of any sort is a threat to their vision of the government as the sole source of protection and direction.
If someone attacks you in Britain and you knock him down, you are not allowed to hit him again or you will be charged with assault. Apparently they think that someone who has been knocked down is now harmless. People who have led sufficiently sheltered lives may believe such things -- and impose such notions on others through the power of government.
The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has even advised that you are not to yell "help" when you are attacked in a public place. You are to yell "Call the police."
Both self-defense and coming to the aid of others are lumped together as "vigilante" actions.
ClaireBear
2/16/05, 04:15am
Britons who have held burglars in their homes until the police arrived, by using toy pistols, have been arrested along with the burglars. To the collectivist mindset, independent self-help of any sort is a threat to their vision of the government as the sole source of protection and direction.
If someone attacks you in Britain and you knock him down, you are not allowed to hit him again or you will be charged with assault. Apparently they think that someone who has been knocked down is now harmless. People who have led sufficiently sheltered lives may believe such things -- and impose such notions on others through the power of government.
The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has even advised that you are not to yell "help" when you are attacked in a public place. You are to yell "Call the police."
Both self-defense and coming to the aid of others are lumped together as "vigilante" actions.
Yup... Britain... what a place!.... :D
We don't have comparitive crime levels with the states though. It is still very rare for even criminals to carry guns. Most police in my experience will turn a blind eye to you giving a criminal who attacks or attempts to burgle your house, a good kicking. As long as you don't verge on GBH you are ok.
ClaireBear
2/16/05, 07:06am
We don't have comparitive crime levels with the states though. It is still very rare for even criminals to carry guns. Most police in my experience will turn a blind eye to you giving a criminal who attacks or attempts to burgle your house, a good kicking. As long as you don't verge on GBH you are ok.
Hang on... I thought we were allowed to "kill" burglers now? :shrug:
A.B.Normal
2/16/05, 07:07am
As long as you don't verge on GBH you are ok.
Great Big Hickey :shrug:
Great Big Hickey :shrug:
Grevious Bodily Harm.
We aren't allowed weapons by the government so we still have to be handy with what god gave us. There is also Actual Bodily Harm. Which I presume is less of a kicking and definately no bottles or high heels.
I think we should have Extreme Bodily Harm, where you are charged with ripping the assailants arm off and beating them to death with the soggy end.
Can you be murdered by you own hand?
ClaireBear
2/16/05, 07:11am
Great Big Hickey :shrug:
:rofl:
Grievous Bodily Harm...
Bless!
Gato_Solo
2/16/05, 08:31am
In the US, in most places, you are allowed to put a bullet, or two, in an attacker as long as the body remains inside your abode. If you kill him/her, and the body falls outside of the door, you could be in big trouble. If they actually survive, then they could sue you. :shrug: So...shoot him/her, drag the body inside your place, and then make sure he/she is dead. :grinyes:
If they actually survive, then they could sue you. So...shoot him/her, drag the body inside your place, and then make sure he/she is dead.
Genius. Can you then nail them to your fence post so other burglars no not to bother trying to get into your house.
ClaireBear
2/16/05, 08:36am
Genius. Can you then nail them to your fence post so other burglars no not to bother trying to get into your house.
Didn't Oliver Cromwell try that one? :D
Gato_Solo
2/16/05, 08:51am
Genius. Can you then nail them to your fence post so other burglars no not to bother trying to get into your house.
I think that would be a felony. Something called "abuse of a corpse (http://sandypolice.com/sandycode/criminal/Chapter%207/7-7-18.html) ". Here's another definition... (http://www.in.gov/legislative/ic/code/title35/ar45/ch11.html) ;)
Yep, and no one burgled him.
God bless Cromwell, nothing like poking posh people with sharp things.
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