I found the cure for hiccups!

[Spirit]

I found a cure for hiccups!!!!!!!! Can I make money off of this??? :swing:

So here I am, at work, working hard… can’t you tell? I went to the kitchen to make some herbal tea and grabbed slice of banana bread someone brought in. I’m eating the bread when suddenly I am struck with massive hiccupping.. I usually only hiccup once, but this time, I had all the people in their cubicles giggling at my struggles to contain these hideous noises… when suddenly – I sneezed RIGHT after a hiccup and ***POOF!!!*** gone – no more hiccups.

So, if I put pepper in a bottle, call it… hmm… Hiccup-B-Gone or somethin’ - **To cure hiccups, sniff here, deeply**…. Think I can get rich???

:D

[Professur]

No. But if you label it an aphrodizziac you're in business.

[unclehobart]

Its just a matter of interrupting the electricity to the misfiring muscle. A sneeze is dandy for that. Perhaps a dog shock collar would work just as well.

[BeardofPants]

If I get hiccups, I just concentrate on stopping the diaphragm from convulsing. Jedi mind tricks really work. ;)

[unclehobart]

You just need to Jedi mind trick the convulsing down about 15 centimeters. It might make for a fun afternoon.

[Mare]

A friend of mine got the hiccups in a bar once, and the bartender came over gave him a shot of "bitters" with a lemon to suck on afterwards, Poof , They were gone. It was amazing, she actually gave us the bottle to take cuz he gets them all the time. :D

[chcr]

Its just a matter of interrupting the electricity to the misfiring muscle. A sneeze is dandy for that. Perhaps a dog shock collar would work just as well.

Oooh, kinky. :whip:

BTW, a shot of bitters cures hiccups every time.

[unclehobart]

Perhaps just being bitter means that you can't have hiccups. hmmm...

[Inkara1]

You know, I haven't had the hiccups in quite a long time.

[Toolbox™]

Do you have a cure for nose burns and sinuses after a terrible long night of doing too much blow and alcohol? If you have a solution for that, I'll pay to get the cure! :)

[Spirit]

Do you have a cure for nose burns and sinuses after a terrible long night of doing too much blow and alcohol? If you have a solution for that, I'll pay to get the cure! :)


I do, my dear, I do. But you'd have to fly me to wherever it is you live and I'd have to administer it personally after, of course, testing the product that is causing the problem. :D

[Spirit]

/snip.... Perhaps a dog shock collar would work just as well.

Ooo... I like how you think.

[Gato_Solo]

Do you have a cure for nose burns and sinuses after a terrible long night of doing too much blow and alcohol? If you have a solution for that, I'll pay to get the cure! :)

I have one...stay away from blow. :grinyes: It'll turn the insides of your nose to hamburger after a bit of time...

[Toolbox™]

I do, my dear, I do. But you'd have to fly me to wherever it is you live and I'd have to administer it personally after, of course, testing the product that is causing the problem. :D

DEAL! Where do I send the ticket! :D:D:D

[Spirit]

DEAL! Where do I send the ticket! :D:D:D

You're such a tease :)

I, of course, am not. :D

[Toolbox™]

Just playing with you... :)

[Spirit]

Just playing with you... :)
Honey - you can play with me anytime :winkkiss: