View Full Version : To spray or not to spray...that is the question.
PrincessLissa
12/07/04, 01:10am
Let's say that you are visiting a friend's or relative's house and you need to use the bathroom. Badly, and it's a number 2 on deck. You do your business and realize that a certain stink has taken over the entire bathroom. There is a can of air freshner Glade spray on the toliet tank or on the counter.
Do you spray or let the people that have invited you over to thier house live with the awful smell that you have produced?
THe reason that I ask this is because every Monday night, Erik has his friends over for "geek night" where they play role playing games and other computer junk I don't uncerstand. A certain member of this entourage constantly eats (with his mouth open I might add) and because of this, he constantly needs to make a doodie in the potty. His stink is the worst bathroom smell I have ever smelled in my 24 years of life. Being pregnant with a heightened sense of smell does not help my sensitivity and gag reflex upon smelling this seventh world wonder that somehow escaped this man's anus. I made a special trip to the store and bought a Glade air freshener spray and placed it on the toliet tank two weeks ago. It got moved from the tank to the bathroom counter, yet was still in PLAIN view from every area of the bathroom including the toliet. This person did NOT use the spray after unleashing this weapon of stink. I plugged my nose, sprayed the spray and turned on the fan (which he also doesn't do). I then placed the can of air freshner on the toliet tank so that it would nearly fall onto him next time he needed to sit on the throne. He went in there, did some more stinky business and DID NOT spray! I do not understand this concept. He has to know that his shit stinks, everyone else in the free world, and some parts outside, know this.
How do I get him to spray without being rude?
I usually don't do 2 at other houses, but if I had to and the spray was there, I'd definitively spray the bathroom modestly if I knew the pestilence was strong.
I guess it's just a matter of education, some people will never learn.
take him aside and ask him nicely to please use the spray after using the bathroom.
if he still doesnt get the hint, barge into the game area and tell him to go spray the bathroom.
take him aside and ask him nicely to please use the spray after using the bathroom.
if he still doesnt get the hint, barge into the game area and tell him to go spray the bathroom.
Or since he plays those role game shit, you could ask him: "did you just casted the putrefact cloud spell on the bathroom?"
A.B.Normal
12/07/04, 01:48am
Or since he plays those role game shit, you could ask him: "did you just casted the putrefact cloud spell on the bathroom?"
or "Dude ,I think that troll up your ass has died" :D
I would definatly spray,if it was available.
PrincessLissa
12/07/04, 02:20am
Or since he plays those role game shit, you could ask him: "did you just casted the putrefact cloud spell on the bathroom?"
:lol: They would all prolly wonder where I came up with something like that. I am SO not a RPG person. :lloyd:
I would spray if the spray were right there. Then it would smell like a steaming pile of crap in the middle of a springtime mountain meadow, or smell like someone shit on a pine tree, or smell like someone filled the toilet with no. 2 and stirred in some vanilla extract.
BeardofPants
12/07/04, 05:27am
Ugh yeah... in some ways the shit smell is better than the peach/pine/rose flavoured shit smell. :sick:
ClaireBear
12/07/04, 05:39am
My advice... depending on your relationship with your man, his sense of humour and how friendly you are with his RPG possie... play the TomBoy.
Next time this guy does the dirty simply pick up the can spray liberally around the house noisily and say summit along the lines of..
"Jesus mates name! Wow! Think they should hire you out as a biolological weapon! *Laugh smile* Sorry.. *touch arm* but me being up the duff has started to make me a little smell sensitive... so if you don't mind *spray air freshener as demo*"
Go in there guns blazing... blokes never get subtle... most think its a new perfume by Dior! :rolleyes:
My bloke would expect nothing less from me... :shrug:
Failing that ask your bloke to ask his mate to "go pooh pooh" before he comes round!!!!!
Definitely SPRAY.....As for trying to be polite about asking your guest to spray...hmmmm, since it has been numerous times, and he still don't get the idea, and it seems to be a "guys" night, I suggest asking or telling Eric to say something to him. Guys sometimes have a way with words like that. Then if he still doesnt get the hint, you definitely have to say something.
Maybe like, Look, being pregnant and all, smells REALLY aggrivate my belly and could you please use the freshener after your business, thanks much. Or come walking out with the freshener and say "hey, what do you all think about this smell, and spray the room, and then say, THINK I'LL GO SPRAY THE BATHROOM NOW!!!!!".
"That which does not kill you, makes you stronger." ;)
*Note that the entire country of India probably smells worse than that.*
Under those circumstances, I wouldn't spray, but I'd kick on the fan. Some folks (me included) choke on the stink of that spray shit.
OTOH, if no fan existed and the spray was out, I'd use it as a gesture of respect.
SouthernN'Proud
12/07/04, 10:34am
I never understood that whole thing. If you spray, it just smells like somebody took a shit in the rainforest anyway, right? :D
Gato_Solo
12/07/04, 11:02am
Let them bask in the ambiance. :grinyes: I hate that spray. I'd use the fan, but not the spray.
BTW...chances are, that guy has no sense of smell. He eats with his mouth open so he can breathe. Allergies can do that, ya know?
I'm not sure I fully understand the situation.
Tell your significant other
"I don't want that Rat-Bastard in my house ever again"
Problem solved.
Professur
12/07/04, 12:13pm
Erik's friend? Make it Erik's problem.
On the other hand, the moment he arrives, go turn the fan on, and leave it on.
SouthernN'Proud
12/07/04, 12:19pm
Stick a Glade Plug-In (copyright symbol) in his bu'hole. That'll send a message. :evilcool:
LMAO @ S&P's most resourceful suggestion!
freako104
12/07/04, 12:31pm
here in the dorms me Ike and Chris sprayed each other while we were shitting. it got the message across. Or go there after he is done and spray after
PrincessLissa
12/07/04, 04:28pm
The spray that I bought is very lightly scented and acctually works pretty well. It says it smells like Fresh Linen or something, so it sort of smells like a laundry room. It works pretty well and has covered up all poo smells including his. I think that if it didn't it would just smell like someone took a dump and I had the dryer going or something.
Erik has said something to him in the past and everyone jokes about it so maybe this guy thinks it's funny or something. I would plug something in but Erik has bad allergies and those things kill him. I would try a candle, but the roomate is afraid of candles and hates them.
Personally, since that spray smell is associated with crap, I don't like the smell of those things. I'd rather burn a match, it works better, IMO.
If that was someone at my house, & it happened on numerous occassions, I would walk pass the bathroom & comment on his stink ass.
BeardofPants
12/07/04, 07:43pm
I never understood that whole thing. If you spray, it just smells like somebody took a shit in the rainforest anyway, right? :D
Yep. :lloyd:
just say "damn dude...could you spray?" guys are not subtle with each other and they generally don't understand it from women. besides, everyone poops.
Actually, I spray at home.
*sometimes*
Actually, I spray at home.
*sometimes*
how very courteous.
Has nothing to do with courtesy, sometimes I don't want to smell it either. :D
PostCode
12/07/04, 11:45pm
Put a label on it:
{insert name}
Use this after you infect my bathroom dipshit!
My roommate sprays...but the spray she bought is SO RANK...it's like the cheap make you puke more than the poopy smell kind...so, I never spray it
At someone else's house though if they had spray out I'd use it.
ClaireBear
12/08/04, 04:11am
Actually, I spray at home.
*sometimes*
I always spray at home.... but I never number 2 at other people's houses, nor at work or in public loos either... :shrug:
I don't feel comfortable... mind I'm the girl who can't wee wee in other people's loos either especially boyfriend's loos... don't know why... guess its stage fright! :D
ClaireBear
12/08/04, 04:14am
And is it juuuust me... or is Inky's solution a "butt plug"?...
I can see where you're coming from Ink but I doubt its a long term solution... think I'd rather have a stinking bathroom than have to scrape shit and RPG player innards off me living room walls post explosion! :shrug: :D
A.B.Normal
12/08/04, 04:30am
And is it juuuust me... or is Inky's solution a "butt plug"?...
I can see where you're coming from Ink but I doubt its a long term solution... think I'd rather have a stinking bathroom than have to scrape shit and RPG player innards off me living room walls post explosion! :shrug: :D
:lol2: :rofl4:
Its an air freshener .
It's a Renuzit air freshener (http://www.dialcorp.com/index.cfm?page_id=366). A butt plug is shaped more like a lava lamp... and if I had one, do you really think I'd take a picture of it, put it on the internet and state that it's mine?
Good to know where your mind is, though. :D
ClaireBear
12/08/04, 06:15am
It's a Renuzit air freshener (http://www.dialcorp.com/index.cfm?page_id=366). A butt plug is shaped more like a lava lamp... and if I had one, do you really think I'd take a picture of it, put it on the internet and state that it's mine?
*whispers* Yeah Ink.. I know... its that good old British piss take sense of humour I'm afraid! :D
Good to know where your mind is, though. :D
Other than the gutter where should it be? :D
I always spray at home.... but I never number 2 at other people's houses, nor at work or in public loos either... :shrug:
I don't feel comfortable... mind I'm the girl who can't wee wee in other people's loos either especially boyfriend's loos... don't know why... guess its stage fright! :D
See that's why we men are superior we can crap or piss anywhere.
Inkster using that Renuzit in a manner not specified by the manufacturer could result in personal injury.
Oh hey that would make a great personal injury lawsuit lol
At least my ass would smell like a springtime garden. :D
PrincessLissa
12/08/04, 12:25pm
My solution:
I wish that I could put one of those in there, they work pretty well. Erik's allergies are pretty bad and the spray is pretty light and only lasts for about 10 minutes so he can avoid the bathroom till then. And yes, this mans poop will stink for MUCH longer than 10 minutes.
I spray at home too. :D
PrincessLissa
12/08/04, 12:26pm
I'm not sure I fully understand the situation.
Tell your significant other
"I don't want that Rat-Bastard in my house ever again"
Problem solved.
Tis not MY house though. I share with Erik and a roomate.
Gato_Solo
12/08/04, 12:30pm
I wish that I could put one of those in there, they work pretty well. Erik's allergies are pretty bad and the spray is pretty light and only lasts for about 10 minutes so he can avoid the bathroom till then. And yes, this mans poop will stink for MUCH longer than 10 minutes.
I spray at home too. :D
When he get's up to 'download', ask him to 'make a saving throw vs Stinking Cloud'...:lol:
PrincessLissa
12/08/04, 12:34pm
:lol:
Inkster using that Renuzit in a manner not specified by the manufacturer could result in personal injury.
Oh hey that would make a great personal injury lawsuit lol :lol2:
Oh crap
Lissa I’m sorry I thought you were the woman of the house you know like when people are married and such?
(or friends with benefits, even) hehe.
Around here what 'she who must be obeyed' says goes.
Well not really but I certainly put her comments and concerns above nearly all else.
If your just another 'roomate' with no special dispensation then 'chill' on yer incessant whining lol
Professur
12/08/04, 04:08pm
Congrats to everyone. We have now managed a new low. Over a page dedicated to the smells from someone's ass, who's not even a member.
PrincessLissa
12/08/04, 06:19pm
Oh crap
Lissa I’m sorry I thought you were the woman of the house you know like when people are married and such?
(or friends with benefits, even) hehe.
Around here what 'she who must be obeyed' says goes.
Well not really but I certainly put her comments and concerns above nearly all else.
If your just another 'roomate' with no special dispensation then 'chill' on yer incessant whining lol
Once we loose the roomate, I will be the woman of the house and what I say will go. Erik and I agree and just about everything and have had to come to compromise only a few times and it wasn't pulling teeth or anything. :D
Congrats to everyone. We have now managed a new low. Over a page dedicated to the smells from someone's ass, who's not even a member.
:rofl4: OTC Reaching new lows everyday. :D
So does that mean Erik is ready to grow up and be the "Man of the House" then heh.
PrincessLissa
12/09/04, 04:34pm
He will be once he roomate leaves and we are no longer lliving bachelor style. :D
I have a sneaky suspicion you will definitely see to that.
Hope the boy knows his domestication is about to begin heh heh
PrincessLissa
12/09/04, 07:45pm
He knows, he is okay with it. As long as he still gets his game time in.
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