A.B.Normal
12/02/04, 07:49am
Marital bliss is such a wonderful thing.....
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing room, the
two are tired and fall asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ing blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing room, the
two are tired and fall asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ing blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.