Dimurgeon!

[Leslie]

Hi! :wave:

:D

[tonksy]

is that anything like a curmudeon?
hi :wave:

[chcr]

is that anything like a curmudeon?
hi :wave:
No, but it might be like curmudgeon, of which I am one.

Whatever. Welcome!!!

[BeardofPants]

Hmm... should I scare the newbie off by stealing his/her pants, or wait 'til he/she/it gets nice and comfortable. Hmm... decisions, decisions.

[Raven]

Do it.....do it now!

errrm....you didn't see nuffink...right? :D

Welcome :beerbang::swing:

[tonksy]

No, but it might be like curmudgeon, of which I am one.

Whatever. Welcome!!!
miss a g and everyone gets their panties in a twist :p

[chcr]

miss a g and everyone gets their panties in a twist :p

Excuse me! I don't wear underwear! :P

[Gato_Solo]

Excuse me! I don't wear underwear! :P

:tmi: *puke* :sick3:

Nice...now you went and scared off the noob...

[Raven]

:tmi: *puke* :sick3:

Nice...now you went and scared off the noob...
Sod that, he's gonna scare the vets :eek6:

[MrBishop]

miss a g and everyone gets their panties in a twist :p

No wonder you'rew missing the 'g'...you've got to remove the panties, not just twist them to get to the 'G' :D








G-spot that is...for the especially thick

[tonksy]

No wonder you'rew missing the 'g'...you've got to remove the panties, not just twist them to get to the 'G' :D








G-spot that is...for the especially thick
well, see...i've taken to wearing G strings...maybe that's the trouble.

[MrBishop]

well, see...i've taken to wearing G strings...maybe that's the trouble.
Well...that still leaves you with a tissue-issue... there's too much material between us and your soft-spot :D

[BeardofPants]

well, see...i've taken to wearing G strings...maybe that's the trouble.

Cold snail trails finally got to you, huh? :lloyd: ;)

[tonksy]

Cold snail trails finally got to you, huh? :lloyd: ;)
nah. i just like the tummy control :( i really can't think of another reason that i wear them. i just feel like i look better. the snail trail just isn't an issue. whatever piece of clothing you have up against your cootch is gonna get a trail...whether it's you panties or your pants. i wash everything i wear after i wear it.

[ClaireBear]

*CB has distressing image of tonk's snail trails*

Stew! Pass the mind bleach... quickly! :sick:

Anyhoo... welcome... do stick around post losts and have fun!

*CB has warm feeling (no she hasn't pissed herself... again) from wishing everyone a nice welcome and upping her post count by 4!)

[A.B.Normal]

So is that why God gave women legs ,so they wouldn't leave a trail like a slug?

[ClaireBear]

So is that why God gave women legs ,so they wouldn't leave a trail like a slug?

MIND BLEACH! MIND BLEACH! MIND BLEACH!

[Raven]

MIND BLEACH! MIND BLEACH! MIND BLEACH!
/me flashes a wicked grin as he pours it down the drain

:elaugh1:

[ClaireBear]

/me flashes a wicked grin as he pours it down the drain

:elaugh1:

hey! :mope:

you... you... you.... bugger you!

[BeardofPants]

So is that why God gave women legs ,so they wouldn't leave a trail like a slug?

Hmm... I'd think the snail trail would be the least of our worries if wimmins had to drag themselves around by their genitalia.... :alienhuh:

[ClaireBear]

Hmm... I'd think the snail trail would be the least of our worries if wimmins had to drag themselves around by their genitalia.... :alienhuh:

Think of the pelvic floor exercise you'd get though.

[tonksy]

Hmm... I'd think the snail trail would be the least of our worries if wimmins had to drag themselves around by their genitalia.... :alienhuh:
i guess that's one time you wish you had meat drapes, huh?

[Professur]

i wash everything i wear after i wear it.


Makes more sense than trying to wash it while you wear it, I suppose.

[Raven]

Hmm... I'd think the snail trail would be the least of our worries if wimmins had to drag themselves around by their genitalia.... :alienhuh:
You know that conjures up the wierdest images.....

[BeardofPants]

i guess that's one time you wish you had meat drapes, huh?

Yeah.... meaty meat drapes. :alienhuh: