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Welcome! You brought the beer, right?
Welcome to our little E-padded cell :D
BeardofPants
9/13/04, 04:49pm
Hunh, so that's what those jackets with the special straps are for... :tardbang:
Hunh, so that's what those jackets with the special straps are for... :tardbang:
ssshh ....... Those are cufflinks in the jackest....cufflinks...they just happen to look a lil' like buckles....
Welcome dude/dudette/wotever ya are.....have fun!
unclehobart
9/13/04, 06:26pm
*stumbles in after a bakers dozen 1/2 liter Sam Smith Imperial Stouts*
Gwwwelldnanllll....*** .... WHAtzhapPPenin........
*thud*
*slyly tosses a throw rug over unc
welcome to our pristine little gathering of upstanding individuals ;)
BeardofPants
9/13/04, 06:51pm
Upstanding?:alienhuh: The only thing that I can see standing up is best left unsaid. *handonhip
;)
Upstanding?:alienhuh: The only thing that I can see standing up is best left unsaid. *handonhip
;)
well...it's a start, isn't it?
unclehobart
9/13/04, 08:00pm
THROW RUG!? Thats chick stuff... next thing you know there will be pictures on the wall and stuff... organization and color... respectability... AIIIIGH!
THROW RUG!? Thats chick stuff... next thing you know there will be pictures on the wall and stuff... organization and color... respectability... AIIIIGH!
wait til i tell you what i want for christmas ;)
Professur
9/13/04, 08:05pm
Sorry Rob, but it's not my fault.
unclehobart
9/13/04, 08:12pm
MMmMmmbleghhRRHHhhh.... beer. ... hides all pain... hides the light... *gollum*
BeardofPants
9/13/04, 08:16pm
Ooh! Ooh! I know what you got him... it was a flowery ironing board cover wasn't it? :grinyes:
unclehobart
9/13/04, 08:48pm
Iron? Iron what? This concept is new to me.
Stop Laughing
9/13/04, 10:24pm
The only iron I really know of was from chemistry class. Just as long as I don't have to smell sulfur again... :sick:
Just wait, one of these days you're going to go to the john to take a nice leisurely dump. First thing you notice is Phsssshhh. Hmm. The toilet seat is now cushioned. Odd, but not too bad. Then you see the shower curtain, the matching rug. Then, right there on the toilet, TAMPONS. Oh, and you have two little precious girls living with you too now, right? Bwahahahahahahhaha.....
I'm frankly surprised you don't have one of those little toilet seat rug covers... you know, the one that matches the rug on the floor which goes with the towels, the shower curtain, the trash can, the toothbrush holder, the cup and the toilet brush.
Pick one bathroom and make it off limits to everyone but you. Do it now. Do not wait. Your sanity may depend upon the spped with which you accomplish this.
Pick one bathroom and make it off limits to everyone but you. Do it now. Do not wait. Your sanity may depend upon the spped with which you accomplish this.After you've chosen said bathroom, install a retina scanner to get in. Trust me on this one, just hanging a sign saying "Rob's Bathroom" is NOT enough. Invest in the retina scanner.
paul_valaru
9/14/04, 02:25pm
Sorry Rob, but it's not my fault.
It IS your fault......all your fault
oh welcome Lukav
Professur
9/14/04, 04:01pm
It IS your fault......all your fault
oh welcome Lukav
Hey, that's not fair.
At least she didn't try to keep one
paul_valaru
9/14/04, 04:11pm
Hey, that's not fair.
At least she didn't try to keep one
that is only cause you counted before you left
she have v.4 hidden, but your wife found him
Professur
9/14/04, 04:14pm
that is only cause you counted before you left
she have v.4 hidden, but your wife found him
A-hem. As I recall, you're the one who tried to hide them upstairs. Even to turning on fans and TVs to cover any noise they might make.
paul_valaru
9/14/04, 04:15pm
A-hem. As I recall, you're the one who tried to hide them upstairs. Even to turning on fans and TVs to cover any noise they might make.
but!!!!
hey!!!
crap
Have y'all scared off another one before he/she even got here?!
:wave: Welcome to OTC, Lukav! Bring beer and no one bites. :)
Less'n you want 'em too ... there's a few that'll happily oblige, I'm sure
Hey, that's not fair.
At least she didn't try to keep one
whoa!!! :eek:
i don't want anymore of those! i just want paint, man...paint.
Professur
9/15/04, 08:51am
Yeah. Right. Sure.
Yeah. Right. Sure.
ok ok...and a few window treatments....but really...no babies.
Professur
9/15/04, 09:02am
Of course, Tonks. We all believe you. Don't we, guys?
Of course, Tonks. We all believe you. Don't we, guys?
:grinno:
Oh and welcome Lukav
ClaireBear
9/16/04, 09:35am
Hiya Lukav! :wave:
Contrary to what this extremely rambling thread may have portrayed... not everyone is as nutty as a fruit cake in here... I'm sure there must be... someone... who... *CB raises hand to brow and scans the OTC cyber space*... maybe...
Oh... sorry! Well... we're all very nice at least! :kiss:
Do stick around, post lots, have fun and remember the beer!!!!
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