Secrets of female orgasm revealed [Archive]

Luis G

7/04/02, 11:57pm

Scientists believe they have discovered the secrets of the female orgasm - after finding that the so-called "G-spot" actually exists.

Researchers in Italy hope the discovery could lead to new drugs to help women who have trouble having orgasms.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38114000/jpg/_38114154_viagra300.jpg
A female Viagra could soon be on the way[/siz]

Full story here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2090000/2090434.stm)

Leslie

7/05/02, 12:17am

Originally posted by Luis G
[quote]
after finding that the so-called "G-spot" actually exists.

:confuse3: they had to research to find that out? :confuse3:

Professur

7/05/02, 01:03am

I've never had any trouble finding it. But there have been times that I've deliberately ignored it. Some women just have no volume control.

Luis G

7/05/02, 01:14am

i think that's a "redaction" mistake, anyway, the article also talks about a protein that estimulates the g-spot and that will probably lead to the "female viagra".

sbcanada

7/05/02, 03:28am

There is no need for female viagra in my case. Does Mega-Member mean anything to you? :D :D :rofl2:

GOD ALMIGHTY

7/05/02, 03:30am

Originally posted by Anakin
Does Mega-Member mean anything to you? :D :D :rofl2 :Shorthand for liar if I recall correctly. :biker:

ris

7/05/02, 04:26am

mega-member usually means technique free :D, the best bit about hunting for the g-spot is not finiding it right away ;)

Professur

7/05/02, 08:53am

Mega-Member. I think I saw that advertised in Hustler last month. Lemme check. Yup, got it right here.

Mega-Member penis enlarging pump.

Are you ashamed to shower at the gym? Do women laugh when you can't whip it out? Have you pissed your pants because you couldn't pull enough dick out past your zipper?

Well, do we have the tool for you.

Hmmm. Not exactly something I would be bragging about, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Luis G

7/05/02, 03:00pm

LOL.......

:laugh:

Leslie

7/05/02, 07:10pm

I still don't get what they mean by "finding out the G-spot actually exists" :confuse3:

unclehobart

7/05/02, 07:14pm

Don't worry about it... Theres also most likely a 10 year 50 million dollar study to discover wether or not New Hampshire exists or not.

nalani

7/05/02, 09:43pm

Originally posted by L. Summerton
I still don't get what they mean by "finding out the G-spot actually exists" :confuse3:

well, those scientists are probably the ones who didn't get any in high school and/or college so they had to do some kind of study in order to believe it

:D

nalani

7/05/02, 09:48pm

hey Leslie ... I think we should do a Public Service Announcement or at least a memo to the male members of our species who frequent this board regarding this subject:

Ok men, here's the deal ... there really is such a thing as a G-Spot ... it's true .. it's not a myth - it exists ... some of us women enjoy it a great deal .. some of us can take it or leave it (don't know any of those women myself) and some of us have to make sure that you know what it is , where to find it, and how to treat it properly ... If you don't know anything about it, please do some research .. it's important, or at least it will become important to you one day..

Les - anything you wanna add? Any other women want to add anything?

:D

Leslie

7/05/02, 10:14pm

Good job, nalani! :D ummmmmmm...if she tells/shows you where it is, that's where it is, don't think you know better, that's where it is. :headbang:

Luis G

7/05/02, 10:30pm

ok, show me where it is :D

nalani

7/05/02, 10:33pm

oohhh ... good point Leslie!

:headbang:

sbcanada

7/05/02, 11:05pm

Hehehe... I only came up with that Mega-Member stuff because I was making the user ranks at A-TechGuy Forums (http://atechguy.spyw.com/). :D

Leslie

7/06/02, 12:59am

Originally posted by Luis G
ok, show me where it is :D

ummm...you ought to ask one of your gals next time. It's kind of important ;) :D

sbcanada

7/06/02, 01:08am

Is there a difference between the G-spot and the clit? :eek: :D

Leslie

7/06/02, 01:26am

:eek:

ok you did it. You've rendered me speechless. I'm so flabbergasted by that, I just don't know what to say. :confuse3: :eek:

sbcanada

7/06/02, 01:27am

I'm clueless. :D

:anibang:

fury

7/06/02, 01:36am

Hey everybody, let's annoy Anakin and not tell him! :headbang:

sbcanada

7/06/02, 01:40am

I'll ask my mommy.

NOT! :anifingr: :D

Professur

7/06/02, 02:40am

About three inches. Very fun inches, I might add.

Luis G

7/06/02, 05:54am

Originally posted by L. Summerton
ummm...you ought to ask one of your gals next time. It's kind of important ;) :D

i know where it is........i just wanted......*ahem* to make sure *ahem* :D

Leslie

7/06/02, 11:52am

Prof could likely give you better directions than I :laugh:

unclehobart

7/06/02, 12:42pm

What? No pics? I wanna diagram.

Leslie

7/06/02, 02:19pm

ummm...

I think that would be a mite against the AUP. I'd have to suffer the wrath of fury's fury if I did that :eek:

unclehobart

7/06/02, 05:19pm

That or an engagement ring... whatever comes first. :D

nalani

7/06/02, 05:28pm

LOL@Leslie

Annakin - please sit down with Prof and have a very very long informational discussion :D

nalani

7/06/02, 05:29pm

holyphreakingcow ... the one who's got me speechless right now is Unc ... :eek:

Leslie

7/06/02, 05:33pm

:eek: ditto :D

nalani

7/06/02, 05:42pm

to be able to render both of us speechless is no small feat indeed! :D

Leslie

7/06/02, 05:47pm

:laugh:

He's almost achieved the impossible! :D

unclehobart

7/06/02, 07:22pm

:bgpile: You know where my bread is buttered.

:P is the pathfinder to the promised land.

Leslie

7/06/02, 07:31pm

:eek2:

still speechless... :D

unclehobart

7/06/02, 07:58pm

:bgtup: I know how to work a doorbell per se.. what fun... for both.
*ding dong ding dong* *squeeee*

:biggs: This is Red 5 ... I'm going into the trench. *yum*

:bgking: I'm the king, baby!

:drink: Have a few ... slip into the mood.

:eggcrack: I hear your ovaries crying out for attention ..

:knob: You know how I like it...

:ladysman: Bring a friend

:la: I aim to please

:medieval: I have toys

:moon2: Show me the sweet

:spank: I'm open minded

Daddy want candy... *purrr*

Leslie

7/06/02, 08:04pm

:rofl2:

:D

Leslie

7/06/02, 08:05pm

:eek: That's some huge phallic-looking toy :eek:

nalani

7/06/02, 08:33pm

*is speechless .. and not because I don't believe it*

:D

Leslie

7/06/02, 09:15pm

:confuse3: Maybe that bitchslap had the wrong effect :D

sbcanada

7/06/02, 10:44pm

Leslie

7/06/02, 10:51pm

unclehobart's, not yours :D

sbcanada

7/06/02, 11:05pm

I'm still confuzzed about the G-spot. ?(

:D

unclehobart

7/06/02, 11:29pm

1.Move your fingers in even circles all around the vagina, with your fingers as far "in" as is comfortable for the receptive partner. It generally feels best if you keep consistent, firm pressure along the entire length of the fingers against the vaginal walls and if you keep the pressure fairly constant while rotating (though you can give a LITTLE extra pressure at 12 o'clock [towards her belly] as long as you don't break the steady rotational rhythm).

2.Stop rotating and rest your fingertips on the (often slightly ridged) area of the vagina just behind the pubic bone and exert pressure upwards, towards her belly. This is direct G-spot stimulation, and it usually feels best if the fingers are subtly moving somehow. You can move them in small, slow circles, or point the fingers more sharply upwards and rock them forwards and back.

3. Rinse and repeat until all bedcovers are scattered and your back is bloodied by fingernail scratching.

4. Light up a cigarette

Luis G

7/07/02, 12:37am

Originally posted by unclehobart
.......your back is bloodied by fingernail scratching.

that feels.............so good :D

fury

7/07/02, 01:04am

So that's how it's done! :eek: :headbang:

Professur

7/07/02, 03:01am

Unc, you forgot to mention the earplugs and warning the neighbours.

Professur

7/07/02, 03:04am

Unc, did you just propose to Nal?

BTW diagram available on request.

sbcanada

7/07/02, 03:36am

Originally posted by Professur

BTW diagram available on request.

slas33@hotmail.com :D

Professur

7/07/02, 03:46am

Sorry dude. That'd be contributing to the delinquence of a minor.

sbcanada

7/07/02, 04:58am

Originally posted by Professur
Sorry dude. That'd be contributing to the delinquence of a minor.

I am not a minor. :P

Professur

7/07/02, 05:02am

Then you should have no trouble finding it, should you?

Leslie

7/07/02, 07:25am

:eek2: WOW

Leslie

7/07/02, 08:17am

unc, you neglected to mention where the face ought to be during all this :P ;)

Ardsgaine

7/07/02, 10:59am

Originally posted by L. Summerton
unc, you neglected to mention where the face ought to be during all this :P ;)

:licklips:

;)

sbcanada

7/07/02, 11:17am

Originally posted by Professur
Then you should have no trouble finding it, should you?

I don't believe in having sexual relations until I'm married. So I need to find out from assholes like you where the G-spot is so I am prepared when the time comes. ;) :D

Professur

7/07/02, 11:25am

You mean happily married assholes like me?

And of course, if you're not planning on having sexual relations before you're married, you should have lots of time to figure out where it is.

sbcanada

7/07/02, 11:29am

Originally posted by Professur
you should have lots of time to figure out where it is.

That's why I am asking you to send me a diagram, so I can find out. ;)

Ardsgaine

7/07/02, 11:36am

Originally posted by Anakin
I don't believe in having sexual relations until I'm married.

Can't get laid, eh?

sbcanada

7/07/02, 12:39pm

Originally posted by Ardsgaine

Can't get laid, eh?

If I really wanted to, I could scrounge up a slut quite easily. ;) :D

AlladinSane

7/07/02, 01:11pm

Do you want a diagram? Start reading female magazines. Looks like some women have trouble finding it themselves...

unclehobart

7/07/02, 02:42pm

Originally posted by L. Summerton
unc, you neglected to mention where the face ought to be during all this :P ;)
That all depends on how much extra artillery is needed. :D No use bringing out the big guns on day one unless it is needed. Mix and match for variation and volume pitch, I say.

unclehobart

7/07/02, 02:45pm

Originally posted by Professur
Unc, did you just propose to Nal?

BTW diagram available on request.
No... that was proposed as a secondary alternative to Furys reaction to Leslies violation of the AUP with a few naughty holiday snap diagrams and the like... the most anticipated AUP violation of the season I must add.. yum yum. :D

sbcanada

7/07/02, 02:56pm

Originally posted by unclehobart

No... that was proposed as a secondary alternative to Furys reaction to Leslies violation of the AUP with a few naughty holiday snap diagrams and the like... the most anticipated AUP violation of the season I must add.. yum yum. :D

Damn, I missed that... is that stuff still around? :D

fury

7/07/02, 03:13pm

Originally posted by unclehobart
...Fury...Look here (http://otcentral.xibase.com/thread.php?threadid=1587&boardid=1)

You get a new title, bastich! :headbang:

Luis G

7/07/02, 03:51pm

unclehobart

7/07/02, 04:05pm

*shrug* I never read that other post. I knew not that such a dagger was floating in the air. Bastich beats the standard titles anywho.

nalani

7/07/02, 05:08pm

Originally posted by unclehobart
1.Move your fingers in even circles all around the vagina, with your fingers as far "in" as is comfortable for the receptive partner. It generally feels best if you keep consistent, firm pressure along the entire length of the fingers against the vaginal walls and if you keep the pressure fairly constant while rotating (though you can give a LITTLE extra pressure at 12 o'clock [towards her belly] as long as you don't break the steady rotational rhythm).

2.Stop rotating and rest your fingertips on the (often slightly ridged) area of the vagina just behind the pubic bone and exert pressure upwards, towards her belly. This is direct G-spot stimulation, and it usually feels best if the fingers are subtly moving somehow. You can move them in small, slow circles, or point the fingers more sharply upwards and rock them forwards and back.

3. Rinse and repeat until all bedcovers are scattered and your back is bloodied by fingernail scratching.

4. Light up a cigarette

umm.. are you available for demonstrations? ;)

nalani

7/07/02, 05:11pm

Originally posted by unclehobart
Originally posted by Professur
Unc, did you just propose to Nal?

No...

feeling the love ... :rolleyes: ...

that's ok by me .. a demonstation is all that's necessary ;)

unclehobart

7/07/02, 05:52pm

well its true... it was in regards to a ury pot.

nalani

7/07/02, 06:02pm

nevermind fury's (notice the small "f) post ...

are you available for demonstrations? :D

unclehobart

7/07/02, 06:14pm

Sure... I'm always up to demonstrate the power of the magic finger.

nalani

7/07/02, 06:23pm

Originally posted by unclehobart
Sure... I'm always up to demonstrate the power of the magic finger.

*quiver* *shudder* *gets out monthly planner .. blocks off the rest of July and all of August*

;)

Professur

7/08/02, 02:01pm

our monthly planner???

*notes that list is getting seriously long*

unclehobart

7/08/02, 02:29pm

keep dreaming, home-boy. I don't have a planner. I just go with the flow. :D

nalani

7/08/02, 02:59pm

that should have read "gets out monthly planner" ... 'tis corrected ...

Professur

7/08/02, 11:22pm

We know a Freudian slip when you make one.

nalani

7/08/02, 11:30pm

so Prof, pray .. what does your list look like presently? *curious*

Professur

7/09/02, 12:40am

Wouldn't you like to know *snicker*

nalani

7/09/02, 03:04pm

Originally posted by Professur
Wouldn't you like to know *snicker*

actually, no I wouldn't .. I'm scared :D

Leslie

7/10/02, 07:08pm

:confuse3: What'd I miss? What list? :confuse3:

nalani

7/10/02, 07:17pm

:confuse3: What'd I miss? What list? :confuse3:

:D

Prof has been keeping some kind of list to prove that Unc and I are "dating" ... what a feat that would be from 4+thousand miles away ...

to be honest, right now I don't have the time, the energy, or the desire to date someone that's even 4 miles away :D