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aww crap......i'm 38% gay :eek:
we did it a while ago in my office
i was 28% gay
one straight guy was 45% gay
the gay guy was 38% gay :D
it was damn funny :)
Originally posted by ris
the gay guy was 38% gay :D
wtf are you trying to say with that??
:D :D
43%... I denie it all! :D
don't deny it ani, come out of the closet! :D
Hey! I'm 57% straight and in Canada 50% is considered a pass. So I'm straight. :P :D
unclehobart
7/04/02, 10:07am
I've taken it 3 times. It keeps crashing on internal server error... stupid machine.
unclehobart
7/04/02, 10:08am
I can't get past Q 59 ... bah.
unclehobart
7/04/02, 10:12am
27% I don't think its possible to get a single digit score.
Professur
7/04/02, 10:54am
Q 59?
Too much work.
unclehobart
7/04/02, 11:19am
Its like 100 y/n questions all designed to make you look like Liberache on the sly.
You are 34% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (66%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (30%)
unclehobart
7/04/02, 01:32pm
Les, You want me to hook you up with my cousin? :) You'll find her 34% right up your alley :)
i crashed the test. fuck 'em
you must have been way too straight for the test :D
or way too gay, you pick :)
i wouldn't give 'em an email. they don't need it. piss on 'em.
I can't even get there .. too many filters :( *sniff* *stomp*
not fair .. I wanna be gay too
fair enough, i did that test in loony lounge without an email, i hate getting spam email :mad2:
Justintime
7/04/02, 02:59pm
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay! :headbang: :D
Justintime
7/04/02, 03:00pm
oops
You are 31% GAY!
:D
Justintime
7/04/02, 03:15pm
I'm more gay than you :P
HEY! is that a good thing? :D
Originally posted by unclehobart
Les, You want me to hook you up with my cousin? :) You'll find her 34% right up your alley :)
but I'd be 66% not up hers :D
Originally posted by Justintime
I'm more gay than you :P
HEY! is that a good thing? :D
Er...no......not realy.........:moon2:
depends on which 34% it is :D
Originally posted by L. Summerton
Originally posted by unclehobart
Les, You want me to hook you up with my cousin? :) You'll find her 34% right up your alley :)
but I'd be 66% not up hers :D
shouldn't that be 69 up hers - percent that is ( I never could add up )
:eek12:
shit - I can't spell either
You are 21% GAY!
Well, there it is.
greenfreak
7/04/02, 08:48pm
LOL, I like question #45:
Have you ever shaved your *face*?
o I'm Canadian
o No
:laugh:
:laugh: I thought that was funny too :D
greenfreak
7/04/02, 08:51pm
You are 28% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!
AlladinSane
7/04/02, 11:55pm
32% gay. What am I to do now?
find that 34% and start not trusting it ;) :D
Justintime
7/05/02, 05:03am
i trust no man :D
Professur
7/05/02, 08:54am
I trust no man behind me in the shower at the gym.
edited to remove stupidity :D
Professur
7/05/02, 03:31pm
Damn, I missed it.
Originally posted by s4
i wouldn't give 'em an email. they don't need it. piss on 'em.
Just make one up, i use fred@aol.com for everything.
I was 71% gay. Go figure. ;)
[b]
unclehobart
7/09/02, 12:10am
Thats a mere C-. How did you score so low? You been checking out Cindy Crawfords ass on the sly?
Originally posted by [b]
I was 71% gay. Go figure. ;)
[b]
Don't tell your mom. She'll take that 29% non-gay and run with it.
Me I was 44% gay (how's that???).
Ardsgaine
7/09/02, 12:19am
Originally posted by unclehobart
Thats a mere C-. How did you score so low? You been checking out Cindy Crawfords ass on the sly?
Cindy has no ass... I think [b] prefers women with a little more back. (I know I do...) :headbang:
Ardsgaine
7/09/02, 12:23am
Originally posted by Janimal
Me I was 44% gay (how's that???).
Hmmm... you need to send that test to some of your friends, dear. ;)
:ladysman:
Originally posted by Ardsgaine
Cindy has no ass... I think [b] prefers women with a little more back. (I know I do...) :headbang:
Whew! Good for me! :moon2:
Ardsgaine
7/09/02, 12:34am
Originally posted by Janimal
Whew! Good for me! :moon2:
*cough*
Well, see you guys tomorrow!!
:headbang:
Professur
7/09/02, 12:47am
If a male transexual gets it on with a female transexual, is it still gay sex?
Thats a mere C-. How did you score so low? You been checking out Cindy Crawfords ass on the sly?
I'm not really a fan of Cindy. But I'll take Halle Berry for $1000 please Alex. Not to mention Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurmond, Helen Hunt, or Jodie Foster.
And if I were older, Katharine Hepburn or Glenn Close.
Don't tell your mom. She'll take that 29% non-gay and run with it.
Yeah, but only because she really wants me to have kids. I'm still not ready for one (even if I wasn't gay).
If a male transexual gets it on with a female transexual, is it still gay sex?
Thinking about that makes my head hurt.
Professur
7/09/02, 01:23am
Which one?:D:eek8:
so the test works after all :headbang:
Ardsgaine
7/09/02, 12:18pm
Originally posted by [b]
I'm not really a fan of Cindy. But I'll take Halle Berry for $1000 please Alex. Not to mention Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurmond, Helen Hunt, or Jodie Foster.
Halle Berry definitely. Janeane's okay. You can keep Uma, there's just something about her face I don't like. Helen's a big YES. Jodie I fell in love with back when she played Becky Thatcher in Tom Sawyer. so she's a sentimental favorite.
And if I were older, Katharine Hepburn or Glenn Close.
Kate when she was doing movies like Phildelphia Story, yeah. Glenn Close I never liked until I saw her in Meeting Venus. She has a very beautiful back, but the rest of her is just so-so. (Helen Hunt also has a gorgeous back, and the rest of her is nice as well.)
Yeah, but only because she really wants me to have kids. I'm still not ready for one (even if I wasn't gay).
I waited until I thought I had finished raising myself. I was 33... and I was wrong, but close enough I guess. They'll get over it with a little therapy. :grumpy:
If a male transexual gets it on with a female transexual, is it still gay sex?
I don't know about gay sex, but I'm sure it's happy sex... :P
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