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She has been drinking more water lately and her vagina is so nice and slippery now:D
Bang bang bang bang bang bang.......:D
No shit!
:headbang:
I'm glad you find out the solution.
I volunteer to do extensive testing of it. :P
i guess that's one theory proved :)
Originally posted by ol' man
No shit!
That's a good sign... Means you got the right hole. :headbang:
MuFu.
MitchSchaft
6/08/02, 04:08pm
lol. you guys are insane.
Originally posted by MuFu
That's a good sign... Means you got the right hole. :headbang:
MuFu.
:rofl2:
Cleveland
6/08/02, 08:33pm
OH MY GOD!!!! I am sitting here iwth my my wife and father in law, showing him my 'puter, and surfing and come by here....... What do I see on the front page but "The vagina was dehydrated..."
Guess I wont be invited to the family reunion.....
I know. I've been concerned that threads about genitals and have sexually explicit content will keep people from enjoying the board.
MitchSchaft
6/09/02, 01:52am
BS. You should know this is not a place to bring people like your in-laws to.
DuronClocker
6/09/02, 03:17am
Originally posted by MuFu
Originally posted by ol' man
No shit!
That's a good sign... Means you got the right hole. :headbang:
MuFu.
Maybe that was his problem in the first place... :D
OTC is for your eyes only. ;)
Cleveland
6/09/02, 10:58pm
I wasnt complaining guys..... I thought youd get a kick out of it.
Professur
6/10/02, 01:38am
Now you need to trim her muff into a 'slippery when wet' sign.
outside looking in
6/10/02, 02:35am
:nono:
Originally posted by Professur
Now you need to trim her muff into a 'slippery when wet' sign.
Slippery When Wet was a great album (bon jovi).
clevland, had that happen before. Showing the inlaws the sites and BAM... whoops let me just click here real quick.(what you mean you thought that was a pic of your daughter?) hehehe
DuronClocker
6/10/02, 02:35pm
:eek:
Shadowfax
6/10/02, 05:25pm
That's why I have set my Start Page to the index op NASA Human Spaceflight :headbang:
Which I do like though...and when people come around they get some overrated good impression of me :D
Although History in IE has betrayed me a few times...that's kinda annoying when you often look for cracks and stuff like that. There is a lot of unwanted porn involved :*(
Berserker
6/12/02, 01:07pm
Originally posted by MuFu
Originally posted by ol' man
No shit!
That's a good sign... Means you got the right hole. :headbang:
MuFu.
:rofl:
ol' man, you will get in shape soon enough....
Originally posted by Shadowfax
There is a lot of unwanted porn involved :*(
That stuff exists? :eek:
Of course - you want to see some of the donkey-on-girl action we get e-mailed round here. :sick:
Professur
12/14/02, 02:13am
Unwanted porn? There ain't no such animal.
'cept for that pix unc has of a guy's rear end, and of course, Bikini.
Unwanted porn? There ain't no such animal.
'cept for that pix unc has of a guy's rear end, and of course, Bikini. What about 400 pound 55-year old mature "girls"? :sick:
Professur
12/14/02, 02:18am
That would be Bikini, of course.
Anyone have a copy of her? Jer must not have seen it yet.
Err, I'd rather not see that please...
Professur
12/14/02, 02:26am
Oh, but you must. You must.
*nervous* Just fainly describe this hippopotamus you want me to view?
Professur
12/14/02, 02:32am
I wouldn't want to spoil the suprise.
Professur
12/14/02, 02:45am
Surprise!!!
http://www.xibase.com/fury/bikini.jpg
*checks no-one is looking*
fap-fap-fap-fap :D
*covers eyes*
*hides under table*
Aunty Em
12/14/02, 08:01am
Although History in IE has betrayed me a few times...that's kinda annoying when you often look for cracks and stuff like that. There is a lot of unwanted porn involved :*(
I have my IE options set to "delete all temporary files on exit" and History is set to 0. If they wanna trace where I've been they'll have to use other methods. :D
Aunty Em
12/14/02, 08:03am
Surprise!!!
*falls of chair in shock* :eek: :eek: :eek:
I never knew they made bikinis in that size!:D
/me kicks Professur where it counts.
That bitch needs to fast for the next few years.
unclehobart
12/14/02, 10:37am
Surprise!!!
*falls of chair in shock* :eek: :eek: :eek:
I never knew they made bikinis in that size!:D I think its a modified set of drapes.
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 10:38am
I never knew they made bikinis in that size!:D
that's no bikini...that's a tent....5 whole homeless families could live there if she didn't occupy all that space.
and fuck, why isn't this against the aup? :D i can't sleep anymore, i'm pretty sure of that now :D
Aunty Em
12/14/02, 11:12am
LOL @ Shadow. :rofl:
She'd make a good sumo though. :D
*shudders at the thought*
greenfreak
12/14/02, 11:29am
Although History in IE has betrayed me a few times...that's kinda annoying when you often look for cracks and stuff like that. There is a lot of unwanted porn involved :*(
I have my IE options set to "delete all temporary files on exit" and History is set to 0. If they wanna trace where I've been they'll have to use other methods. :D
One more thing to do... Tools/Internet Options/Content/Auto Complete. Clear the history there and turn it off for web pages and passwords if it's enabled.
Actually found that tip from a link posted by someone here on IE tips and tricks. There were a lot of things in there that were very useful!
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 11:32am
i rarely clear the history lately...i'm the only one who can get behind this computer :D
great when working at an internet helpdesk...sometimes people called and we're trying to know how to clear the history, avoiding the subject 'porn'..
so after a few minutes i just asked "sir, have you been watching porn and don't want your wife to find out?"
then it was always really quiet for a few seconds on the other line...and they either admit they did or just hung up :D
god, loved doing that :D
Aunty Em
12/14/02, 11:37am
Although History in IE has betrayed me a few times...that's kinda annoying when you often look for cracks and stuff like that. There is a lot of unwanted porn involved :*(
I have my IE options set to "delete all temporary files on exit" and History is set to 0. If they wanna trace where I've been they'll have to use other methods. :D
One more thing to do... Tools/Internet Options/Content/Auto Complete. Clear the history there and turn it off for web pages and passwords if it's enabled.
Actually found that tip from a link posted by someone here on IE tips and tricks. There were a lot of things in there that were very useful!
I have autocomplete switched off in advanced options, i use an separate password protected program for storing my passwords, but thanks for that tip as well.
Ardsgaine
12/14/02, 12:28pm
Every time I see the title to this thread all I can think of is my idea for a great new product: Instant Pussy... just add water and stir. :P
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 12:30pm
:rofl:
Every time I see the title to this thread all I can think of is my idea for a great new product: Instant Pussy... just add water and stir. :P It is *much* more viable for instant dick.... Just dehydrate all those little jars of tommy and sell it to the people. Hmm, tasty. :licklips:
Ardsgaine
12/14/02, 04:14pm
It is *much* more viable for instant dick.... Just dehydrate all those little jars of tommy and sell it to the people. Hmm, tasty. :licklips:
Instant Cum... I thought you did that all ready. ;)
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 06:14pm
this thread is going downhill :(
Ardsgaine
12/14/02, 06:21pm
And you thought it couldn't sink any lower... :eh:
Shadowfax
12/14/02, 06:33pm
it always can....this is OT central, remember ;)
Ardsgaine
12/14/02, 06:44pm
it always can....this is OT central, remember ;)
Personally, I thought it bottomed out with that pic Prof posted...
Aunty Em
12/14/02, 06:54pm
bottomed out
:laugh5: :rofl: :rofl2: :rofl3: :lol2:
tommyj27
12/14/02, 08:18pm
It is *much* more viable for instant dick.... Just dehydrate all those little jars of tommy and sell it to the people. Hmm, tasty. :licklips:
i've been considering ebay, the supermarket didn't want it and i've already been fired from every dairy sevice in town.
:barfonu:
Do you mark the expiry dates on the OTC calendar?
tommyj27
12/15/02, 02:25am
that'd be like telling what i got you for christmas, it just ruins the surprise. :sick4:
wow, this thread hasn't been relegated to KK yet.
A.B.Normal
12/15/02, 08:53am
it always can....this is OT central, remember ;)
Personally, I thought it bottomed out with that pic Prof posted...
And I just had to go and see what Pic:mad:
Professur
12/15/02, 09:04am
Over 200 posts and you didn't know better? What a slow learner;)
AlladinSane
12/15/02, 09:31am
At least it wasn't the pic that unc posted that time :sick:
Professur
12/15/02, 09:34am
He wouldn't post that again. He's not that disgusting.
AlladinSane
12/15/02, 09:58am
And not dumb either: one could get his ass banned for life just for posting that... BTW I was thinking that YOU would dare such a thing ;)
Professur
12/15/02, 10:17am
I might dare ... but I don't have a copy of it. Photos of a guy with his hand ... Well, we don't really need to go there, do we. Let's just say that pix like that don't warrant space on my drives. Now if you want a pix of a woman getting friendly with a 2L soda bottle .......
AlladinSane
12/15/02, 10:42am
I want :P
Professur
12/15/02, 09:09pm
Well, since we've been zapped off to the kiddie korner ....
Hey unc ....
tommyj27
12/15/02, 09:13pm
this thread in KK? what a surprise!
:disgust2: :eek2: :disgust2:
that'd be like telling what i got you for christmas, it just ruins the surprise. :sick4:
wow, this thread hasn't been relegated to KK yet. It is now... How is the business coming?
unclehobart
12/17/02, 12:35am
Well, since we've been zapped off to the kiddie korner ....
Hey unc .... This isn't exactly a hidden from sight forum here, monsieur. :) The disturbing nature of that photo wasnt exactly what who was doing to whom... It was that the recipient had such an nonchalant smile.. like.. nothing... was... happening.
tommyj27
12/17/02, 01:51am
i'm waiting to finish the final bottle so i can auction a case :santabng:
Professur
12/17/02, 01:59am
But you still have it, doncha, you grotty sod
unclehobart
12/17/02, 02:22am
no.. fraid not.
AlladinSane
12/17/02, 05:24pm
The disturbing nature of that photo wasnt exactly what who was doing to whom... It was that the recipient had such an nonchalant smile.. like.. nothing... was... happening.
No it was as if something reeeeally nice was happening :sick:
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