Hard Promises :D

[Guest]

New drug claims to outlast Viagra (http://www.msnbc.com/news/757881.asp?cp1=1)

Anti-impotence medication lasts up to 36 hours, makers say

Better not let Gilbert hear about this. :eek:

[Leslie]

36 hours is a long time to have lowered blood supply to the brain :eek:

[ris]

or its 36 hours of blood supply to the bit that makes mens minds work ;) :D

[Q]

Who the hell would want to have a hard on for a day and a half? :confuse3:

[Gato_Solo]

*raises hand* :D ;)

[Q]

yikes! what's it made of? stainless steel? :banana:

I guess it might make a good towel rack though. :D

[Gato_Solo]

That's why I'm the 'house boy'... :D

[Q]

*word to the wise, houseboy* :D

if it ain't broke, don't fix it....my boss tried viagra, when he obviously didn't need it....he couldn't put clothes on for a whole day. :lol:

[Leslie]

:laugh:

I was thinking to myself about a guy taking it at night, then having to go to work, the mall, or to play golf the next day.

:rofl2:

[Q]

:eek: imagine accidentally smacking him with a 7 iron.

[Leslie]

:eek: it could snap right off! :eek:

[Q]

I know!!

I have this mental picture of 4 guys waddling around the course in stretchy kind of shorts with hard ons, pretending nothing is wrong :D

[Leslie]

:rofl2:

or the four of them trying to sit in the cart :D

[Q]

guy1: wanna grab a hotdog on the turn?

guys 2,3&4: NO!!

[Leslie]

:lol: @ Q

Now I've gotta get this white shorts image out of my head, or I'm going to be laughing everytime I see a guy in them for life! :D

[Q]

:D nah...laugh at 'em anyway (imagine one has a really small ...um, bump in his shorts)[/siz]

[Leslie]

It's the ones where you can't see the bump :lol:

[Gato_Solo]

Wow...You two are viscious today. Remind me not to parade around in my towel for a few days... :D

[nalani]

omg girls ...you've etched that vision into my mind :D

[Gato_Solo]

The towel, or the shorts... ;)

[nalani]

Originally posted by Gato_Solo
The towel, or the shorts... ;)


both ;)

[kuulani]

:lol: wow, see the fun I miss while I'm away.

[Q]

Originally posted by Gato_Solo
Wow...You two are viscious today. I wouldn't say viscious....just observant. :D

*another word to the wise: if you got a teeny tiny tallywacker....DON'T WEAR SPEEDOS or bicycle shorts*:worm:

[kuulani]

Speedos & bicycle shorts should be off-limits to everyone :eek:

[Leslie]

:headbang:

speedos especially!!!! :eek:

[Gato_Solo]

No problem here...At least I've never had any complaints...I've even gone to the point of a talking alarm when I'm out...

" [/SIZ] :D

[Leslie]

:winkkiss: :D

But speedo's are still very very bad! :laugh:

[Q]

Originally posted by Gato_Solo
No problem here...At least I've never had any complaints...I've even gone to the point of a talking alarm when I'm out...

" [/SIZ] :D
People gravitate to your penis?

[kuulani]

Originally posted by *Q*
Originally posted by Gato_Solo
No problem here...At least I've never had any complaints...I've even gone to the point of a talking alarm when I'm out...

" [/SIZ] :D
People gravitate to your penis?


:rofl:

[MitchSchaft]

I think ya'll are jelous. :P

[outside looking in]

I had a friend who was an ER nurse (or whatever you call them) tell me about a story from some random late night...

A guy came into the ER and said he had a problem. After talking to my friend in private (my friend is a guy), he revealed that his problem was that he had had a hard on for nearly two days, with no relief in sight, and it was almost unbearbly painful.

The solution was some sort of shot in his... um, scrotum. :eek:

Of course, I have no way to know if this is true, or even possible, but it sure makes me think about avoiding extended excitement!

[Gato_Solo]

Perhaps your friend took a little too much viagra... ;)