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Guest
5/29/02, 05:06am
Female teachers allegedly force pupil to have sex with banana (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_597054.html?menu=)

Hey, at least it wasn't a chimpanzee. :eek:
Professur
5/29/02, 05:12am
They grow some big ass bananas down there too.

I say dress 'em in skirts and put them into stocks. At least the local boys will get an education.
Shadowfax
5/29/02, 06:04am
Sorry, but: :D :D :D :D


That was one strange story :D
MuFu
5/29/02, 06:22am
:eek:
ris
5/29/02, 08:08am
that's either fantasic storytelling or damn sick :eek:
Gato_Solo
5/29/02, 08:24am
It's true...and it's damn sick...
MuFu
5/29/02, 08:51am
Grab a bunch of bananas and have a party! :D

Sorry, sick...

MuFu.
MuFu
5/29/02, 09:02am
This is in "Love & Lifestyles", WTF??!!!! :D :D :D

MuFu
ris
5/29/02, 11:09am
i can't see it fitting in entertainment ;)
Guest
5/29/02, 11:19am
Originally posted by MuFu
This is in "Love & Lifestyles", WTF??!!!! :D :D :D

MuFu


Absolutely, it wouldn't fit the entertainment catagory unless it was filmed in a small run-down apartment in LA and released on DVD. :eek:
nalani
5/30/02, 03:04pm
My filters wouldn't let me see the article ...
kuulani
5/30/02, 03:45pm
I can't see it either :(

... but damn, all we had to do was practice putting a condom on a banana :eek:
outside looking in
5/31/02, 01:58am
um... I can't decide which smilie is appropriate for a response. :confuse3:
tarez
5/31/02, 02:52am
:confuse3: indeed wonder if the girl liked it? :eek:
Berserker
6/21/02, 12:43pm
That is really bizarre and sick...I wonder if the girl is gonna eat a banana again in her life.... :eek:
Luis G
6/23/02, 07:17pm
They should have forced her to have sex with me :D
Guest
6/23/02, 11:12pm
you look like a banana? ?( :eek:
Luis G
6/23/02, 11:18pm
i have something that might look similar........
anyway, it'd do that job just fine

:D :D
Guest
6/23/02, 11:22pm
i don't wanna know :eek:
Professur
6/24/02, 02:24am
Originally posted by Luis G
They should have forced her to have sex with me :D


No, even they're not that cruel.
Gato_Solo
9/05/06, 01:27pm
I wonder what happened to the girl in that story...:devious:
MrBishop
9/05/06, 01:35pm
I wonder what happened to the girl in that story...:devious:

Maybe she a-peeled
tonksy
9/05/06, 01:38pm
Jeez, I'm gonna split before the bad banana joke start.
MrBishop
9/05/06, 01:40pm
Jeez, I'm gonna split before the bad banana joke start.

Split? Is it sundae already?
tonksy
9/05/06, 01:45pm
*Groan...this thread is fostering a headache in me.


Was that too much of a stretch?
Professur
9/05/06, 01:47pm
she probably went on to be a vegetarian.
BeardofPants
9/05/06, 03:40pm
I dunno about you, but I don't personally see anything funny about punning about a girl who got raped with a banana. :shrug:
Starya
9/05/06, 04:59pm
Original story is gone. Anyone have a live link? *too bored to google*
Starya
9/05/06, 05:03pm
This one?

The Country Day High School senior cheerleaders who taught nine unwilling, blindfolded freshmen how to perform oral sex did not commit a felony, according to police and state laws.

The incident was not legally a sexual assault because the five older girls likely derived no sexual gratification nor did they intend for the freshmen to be gratified from sucking on condom-covered bananas, smearing white mashed banana on the younger girls' mouths while they were on their knees or rubbing the fruit on the younger girls' bodies.

Had the girls intended their actions to be sexual, it would have been a felony.

But, neither they, nor the boys they invited to watch, exposed their genitals or touched those of the freshmen, although the girls were told they were feeling penises.

At least one boy moaned just before the older teens rubbed the banana into the girls' faces.



http://savannahnow.com/stories/091504/2444268.shtml
Professur
9/05/06, 05:06pm
No, it was in Africa, as I recall.